一个电脑白痴和黑客的对话！

一个电脑白痴和黑客的对话！

黑客：我控制了你的电脑
小白：怎么控制的？
黑客：用木马
小白：。。。。。。在哪里？我没看不见
黑客：打开你的任务管理器
小白：。。。。。。。任务管理器在哪？
黑客：。。。。。你的电脑下面！！
小白：“我的电脑”里面没有啊
黑客：算了，当我什么也没做过

黑客：我已经控制了你的电脑
小白：哦
黑客：害怕了吧？！嘿嘿
小白：来的正好，帮我杀杀毒吧，最近我的机子毛病很多耶
黑客：。。。。。。


小白：你怎么总是在我电脑里随便进进出出
黑客：你可以装防火墙
小白：装防火墙，你就不能进入了吗？
黑客：不啊，我只是想增加点趣味性，这样控制你的电脑让我觉得很白痴耶


小白：听说你会制造“病毒”？！
黑客：嗯
小白：你可以控制别人的电脑？！
黑客：一般是的
小白：那你可以黑掉那些网站吗？
黑客：当然，没听到人家叫我“黑客”吗？
小白：。。。。哦~~~`我还以为那是因为你长得很黑。。。。。
“咣~~”


黑客：我又来了！！
小白：你天天进来，不觉得很烦吗？
黑客：是很烦，你的机子是我见过的最烂的一台了
小白：不是吧，这可是名牌
黑客：我是说你的机子里除了弱智游戏就只有病毒了
小白：哦~~那你看到我的“连连看”了吗，不记得装在哪，找了好久了耶
黑客：。。。。。再见


黑客：嗨~~~我来了！
小白：好几天不见你，被我的防火墙挡住啦？
黑客：哈哈，笑话，上你的机子比我自己的还容易，不是想我了吧
小白：我是想请你帮一个忙
黑客：什么事？
小白：你能不能进入电力系统修改一点数据
黑客：。。。。。。你想干嘛！！
小白：求求你，帮我把我家这个月的电费消了吧。。。。。。
黑客：去死！！



黑客：你死哪去了？！！！
小白：。。。。出去玩了几天啊，找我干嘛
黑客：我要找点东西
小白：在我这儿找什么东西？
黑客：病毒，找一条前几年的老病毒，只有你的机子上病毒保存的最全啦


黑客：我来了！！
。。。。。。
黑客：怎么不说话？
小白：心情不好
黑客：谁欺负你了？
小白：我的一个Q号搞丢了，里面有我的网上初恋
黑客：这个简单，我帮你拿回来
小白：拿不回来了
黑客：不可能，告诉我，多少号？
小白：呜~~~~就是不记得了


小白：你给我出来！！！！
黑客：怎么啦？！
小白：你是不是用我的ID去论坛玩了？！！
黑客：。。。。不好意思，忘了告诉你了，不过，我没干坏事，就瞎编了个贴子，我保证下次再也不玩了
小白：那不行！！！
黑客：你还要怎么样？
小白：你发的贴子得红脸了耶，我第一次得红脸，好开心哦，你必须再给我编一个
黑客：倒！


黑客：嘿嘿，刚才我做了一件很有趣的事
小白：什么事
黑客：我到论坛上去顶贴了
小白：这很平常啊
黑客：我见贴就顶，尽情的骂楼主是猪，好解气
小白：哇塞，太过瘾了，我可从来不敢，会被封杀的！
黑客：没错，已经被封杀了。
小白：这还有趣？！
黑客：是啊，因为我用的是你的ID

小白：你是高手吗？
黑客：可以说是吧。
小白：高到什么程度？
黑客：嗯，我无聊的时候就自己黑自己
小白：哈，这个我也会！
黑客：#￥%！你也可以？！
小白：是啊，一关机它就黑了。。。。。
黑客：滚！

该黑客目前正住在海淀医院，经确认已呈现出精神病前兆！

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