1、Do you have a quarter? Because I promised I would call my mom as soon as I fell in love. 5</$dcG
你有零钱吗？因为我答应我老妈当我恋爱时要立刻打电话给她。 %z><)7
2、It's awful hot in here, or it is you? ,^#Jw`w^
这里真的好热，或许那是因为你的关系？ y/lF1{}5
3、If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. *gbK
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如果我能重新排列字母，我要把 U (You) 跟 I 排在一起。 \c=I!<9
4、Do you have a map? Because I just keep losting in your eyes! u/zBz*zh
你有地图吗？因为我刚在你的眼神中迷失了！ :S + K\
5、If you are a tear in my eye, I wouldn't cry for fear of losing you. [. 5m}V
如果你是我眼里的一滴眼泪，我不会哭因为我害怕会失去你。 T # \
6、My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it. "Zu uSi
我对你的爱就像是泻肚子一样，让我把持不住。 x *Lt]]A
7、I am a thief, I am here to steal your heart. ff"wg\O4
我是小偷，我是来这儿偷你的心。 %@/^UE:
8、A. How are you? '$K E= Jy
B: Fine. jVj5 ; }
A: I didn't ask you how you looked, I asked you how are you. XIeLu"TSL
A: 你好吗？ ]A#lV$
B: 好。 ^:eZpQ [,
A: 我没有问你长的如何，我只是问你好不好。 ;;Q^/rkC
9、I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours? K7+yU3
我把我的电话簿弄丢了，我能用你的吗？（双关语，其实是跟对方要电话） WSkGVQu
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