1、Do you have a quarter? Because I promised I would call my mom as soon as I fell in love. 9]|cs
你有零钱吗？因为我答应我老妈当我恋爱时要立刻打电话给她。 b2 ZKhS8
2、It's awful hot in here, or it is you? k /*r2 C
这里真的好热，或许那是因为你的关系？ 4Sw)IU~K(
3、If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. _TkiI. '
如果我能重新排列字母，我要把 U (You) 跟 I 排在一起。 ]r| X[9
4、Do you have a map? Because I just keep losting in your eyes! qi$6y?
你有地图吗？因为我刚在你的眼神中迷失了！ ?a(ApD\
5、If you are a tear in my eye, I wouldn't cry for fear of losing you. 2'N%KKmJL
如果你是我眼里的一滴眼泪，我不会哭因为我害怕会失去你。 8*lV O2
6、My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it. [ibnI2I]`
我对你的爱就像是泻肚子一样，让我把持不住。 \QQw1c+
7、I am a thief, I am here to steal your heart. rry 33
我是小偷，我是来这儿偷你的心。 !hEt U F
8、A. How are you? 6=iz@C7r
B: Fine. =r#of|`Q
A: I didn't ask you how you looked, I asked you how are you. %[5hTf
A: 你好吗？ 3g)pLW
B: 好。 j^>J*gLM}W
A: 我没有问你长的如何，我只是问你好不好。 <Kn l6$B
9、I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours? =M>pL+#
我把我的电话簿弄丢了，我能用你的吗？（双关语，其实是跟对方要电话） |&3[YZY
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