1、Do you have a quarter? Because I promised I would call my mom as soon as I fell in love. $?p^
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你有零钱吗？因为我答应我老妈当我恋爱时要立刻打电话给她。 *,1^{mb
2、It's awful hot in here, or it is you? k^gnOU ;
这里真的好热，或许那是因为你的关系？ JBQ,rX_Hw
3、If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. 2!/*I:
如果我能重新排列字母，我要把 U (You) 跟 I 排在一起。 jM1|+o*Wr
4、Do you have a map? Because I just keep losting in your eyes! _QCspPT' c
你有地图吗？因为我刚在你的眼神中迷失了！ hnS
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5、If you are a tear in my eye, I wouldn't cry for fear of losing you. 3$+|nP:U
如果你是我眼里的一滴眼泪，我不会哭因为我害怕会失去你。 ?b, eZ+t
6、My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it. '/
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我对你的爱就像是泻肚子一样，让我把持不住。 8YFfnk
7、I am a thief, I am here to steal your heart. J'tc5Ip!}V
我是小偷，我是来这儿偷你的心。 0}$",M !p
8、A. How are you? FCQI fJ#
B: Fine. e#L/
A: I didn't ask you how you looked, I asked you how are you. :a v6*&+
A: 你好吗？ %,%s09t O
B: 好。 &k(t_~m>
A: 我没有问你长的如何，我只是问你好不好。 J!%Yy\G
9、I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours? &O5%6Sv3d
我把我的电话簿弄丢了，我能用你的吗？（双关语，其实是跟对方要电话） |0n h
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