School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. fORkH^Y(&  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 ;=ddv@  
Class:Hooruy! $Iwvecn?I  
学生：万岁！ _F;v3|`D@<  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. 'BjTo*TB]Z  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 ?FQ#I~'<  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! *9aJZWf>V  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 WEimJrAn  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! ^Co$X+  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 >X*tMhcb  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? j~Aq-8R=  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ kOYUxr.b  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! w7V\_^&Id  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 7Q}pKq]P  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. Yq+1kA  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 Y^eN}@]?&  
Mother:Why ever not? 7>JTQ CJ  
母亲：为什么？ d~LoHp  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! ')y2W1  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。