School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. D]NJ^.X  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 $q 9dkt  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. 0}q
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老师：今天下午再上半天课。 49-wFF  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! e_3($pj  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 xFp?+a  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! M~Ph/  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 s4vj  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? 5Mz6/&`  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ t-?#x   
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! 3='
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儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 1BOv|xPjZ  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. +@qIDUiF3  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 nQ08(8  
Mother:Why ever not? J!d=aGY0-  
母亲：为什么？ _|wnmeL*  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! y,Z2`Zmu  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。