School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. M.K%;j`  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 #{g
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Class:Hooruy! YhO-ecN  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. F.iJz4ya_  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 ei!Yxw8d  

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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! }CQ)W1mO"  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 .$zo_~ mR  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! &+")~2 +  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? pwmH(94$0  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ -Q" N;&'[&  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! MNocXK  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 QFU1l"(qGk  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. qsHjqK@(  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 /{!?e<N>  
Mother:Why ever not? 0[R7HX-@  
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! F!cRx%R  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。