School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. HHS45kg[c  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 gue(C(~.k_  
Class:Hooruy! FBYODw  
学生：万岁！ Y6eEGo"K.+  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. J?jeYW  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 }iNY_I c  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! {wu!6\:<??  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 6FjVmje  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! D44I"TgqD  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 !#.vyBK#  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? cEi<}9r  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ s1=u{ET  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! Mf7E72{D  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 4TJ!jDkox  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. >@Khm"/T  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 }}
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Mother:Why ever not? nDn{zea7  
母亲：为什么？ t^$Div_%G  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! ^K>pT}u  
母亲：为什么？ j&}B<f _6J  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。