School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. /(t sb  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 irTv4ZE'+l  
Class:Hooruy! 0uCT+-  
学生：万岁！ vw<K}z  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. Q+i\8RJ  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 ?*r!{3T ,u  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! Eaad,VBtU  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 Ml>( tec
 
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! (Y(E%  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 @;wzsh >o  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? )R{UXk3q}  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ H^1gy=kdj  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! 7 gB{In0  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 /)uM[ dnai  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. )y7_qxwbV  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 em2_pq9q  
Mother:Why ever not? M,:Bl}  
母亲：为什么？ 5|$a =UIR  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! > 8]j   
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。