School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. 4m_CPe  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 DV~g  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. fjy2\J!  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 \'P79=AU  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! t[bZg9;  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 NKu*kL}W=  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! X}]g;|~SN  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 k{+Gv}Y  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? P{>-MT2E  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ 22v= A6 =  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! HVM(LHm=:  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 NYF 7Ep; _  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again.  k< g  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 /cZ-+cu  
Mother:Why ever not? Wg=4`&F^  
母亲：为什么？ 0/b3]{skK  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions!  LhtA]z,m  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。