School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. TER=*"!  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 /9*B)m"  
Class:Hooruy! 3S@7]Pg  
学生：万岁！ (`>+zT5aH  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. V7Lxfoa4  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 }'V5/>m[  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! 33x{CY15  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 bHYy}weZ  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! X/!o\yyT  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 nwe*BVp  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? S~bOUdV Z  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ .t-4o<7 3  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! VBGuC c/  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 6Q@j  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. Id'-&tYG  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 =l;ewlU  
Mother:Why ever not? Wx}8T[A}  
母亲：为什么？ %#:{UR)
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! yCR?UH;  
母亲：为什么？ WIT>!|w_  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。