School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. @H+L1H%9n  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 /4;A.r`;  
Class:Hooruy! /0fsn_  
学生：万岁！ ;E.f%  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. n$7*L9)(C  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 NW3qs`$-(  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! 41+WIa L  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 l`:u5\ rM  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! 1ZYo-a;)  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 T:2f*!r  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? QUvSeNSp  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ %N(>B_t\  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! c$BH`" <*  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 t?Qbi)T=z  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. UHU ,zgM  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 aot2F60J,  
Mother:Why ever not? @V5i  
母亲：为什么？ (&r` l&0  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! `"yxmo*0  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。