School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. `I,,C,{C  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 n$ou- Q  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. cZ2kYn8  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 RpD=]y!5_  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! =t H:,SH  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 Gf
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Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! 2vWx)Drb6  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 I ,z3xU  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? [VsKa\9u  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ t? yz  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! l^pA2yh|  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 m0;CH/D0  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. ASk|A!  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 EkjN{$*  
Mother:Why ever not? =pS5uR~  
母亲：为什么？ YW( Qmo7  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! 4;0lvDD  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。