School jokes(搞笑在校园)

㈠ Qh{]gw-6  
Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. O{&wqV5m"  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 -Izc-W  
Class:Hooruy! Xhk_h2F[  
学生：万岁！ !fT3mI6u\  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. _usi~m  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 <&87aDYz  
r$/.x6g//  
^BN?iXQhN  
K[Ao_v2g  
y0b FzR9  
<pp<%~_Z  
㈡ X)^&5;\`  
Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! iTpK:pX  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 s]@k,
%  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! <uL0M`u3  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 15U[F0b  
>&DNxw  
k_A 9gj1  
㈢ 0o*  
Mother:How was your first day at school? ;Y"*Z2U  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ d_!lRQ^N  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! 5;yVA  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 RXWS,rF  
[*2|#KSCX  
maINp"#  
㈣ P%^\<#Ya7  
Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. (.J8Q  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 m=e#1Hs  
Mother:Why ever not? C+<z;9`  
母亲：为什么？ 63Dm{ 2i}F  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! *=~X1s  
母亲：为什么？ $P7G,0-  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。