School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. ?F/)<r  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。
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Class:Hooruy! bA02)?L  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. DsCbMs=Y  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 {4YD_$4W  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! Zy=DY  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 |u_fVQj  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! GxS!Lk  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 3T~DeqAyw  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? `2hLs _  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ L7n
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Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! x{9$4d  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。  & {=}U  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again.  V0!kvIv  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 Qt.|YB8  
Mother:Why ever not? 8f>v[SQ"  
母亲：为什么？ 7[:?VXQ  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! lY[\eQ 1:  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。