School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. dMsX}=EI<  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 clz6;P  
Class:Hooruy! NQq$0<7.=W  
学生：万岁！ GXC:~$N  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. zJ42%0g  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 JLT^0wBB  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! -yt[0  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 ukV1_QeN[  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! 1F'j.1  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 9)p VDS  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? wy&s~lpV,7  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ \p"`!n  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! @dAc2<4  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 e:IUO1#  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. ]}R\[F (_%  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 |`9POl=  
Mother:Why ever not? =LHE_ AA  
母亲：为什么？ q4$zsw  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! sHO6y0P  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。