School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. ]6^<VC`5D  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 dgpE3 37Lt  
Class:Hooruy! ESRj<p%W  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. XeI2<=@%  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 VQHB}Y@^  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! TM(y%!\  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 {1OxJn1hd  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! pNb2t/8%%  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 2/*u$~  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? RhE~Rwbx  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ =8T!ldVxES  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! y{hg4|\  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 ~JXz  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. %v8&  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 " !EnQB=  
Mother:Why ever not? ;Sivu-%  
母亲：为什么？
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! vdq=F|&  
母亲：为什么？ AabQ)23R2  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。