School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. <yg
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老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 '(jG[ry&T  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. %C_HXr@  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 ',5ky{  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! I[X772K  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 &~U ]~;@  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! B@ KQ]4-  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 NSA-
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Mother:How was your first day at school? x# 5A(g  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ ?=fyc1  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! ! #2{hQRu  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 07=mj%yV  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. Q>1[JW{$}  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 KL Xq\{X  
Mother:Why ever not? [0D.K}7|  
母亲：为什么？ fZA4q0  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! *%@h(js  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。