School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. mTU[khEmL=  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 P
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Class:Hooruy! {TVQ]G%'b  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. Min{&?a  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 TR&7AiqB  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! FG5YZrONx  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 Txa 2`2t
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Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! f7?u`
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老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 =J0r,dR  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? Q6$^lRNOpk  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ x }.&?m  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! ,E&W{b  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 X3j|J/  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. W2]%QN=m$  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 ekCt1^5Y  
Mother:Why ever not? wpf  
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! T~naAP  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。