School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. 6#v"+V  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 ]w({5i  
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学生：万岁！ +`zM^'^$  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. -3A#a_fu  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 xI$B",?(  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! Ygr1 S(=  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 w[t!?(![>  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! Iq MXd K|  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 to2dkU  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? 49cQA$Ad  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ zxY  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! ~]3y667  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 zGF_c9X  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. Qn_*(CSp  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 h5>JBLawQP  
Mother:Why ever not? "9aiin  
母亲：为什么？ ; 7k@_  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! Mz_*`lRN  
母亲：为什么？ |}t[-a  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。