School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. i*3_ivc)  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 /V^S)5r  
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学生：万岁！ *|'k  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. "o`( k
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老师：今天下午再上半天课。 -kkXyO8js  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! 6eb5q/  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 @{j-B IRZ0  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! L^22,B 0  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 {\k9%2V*+  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? {^~{X$YI  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ /c09-$M  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! ~{HA!C#  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 @9^kl$  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. UZV)A}  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 E-r/$&D5mP  
Mother:Why ever not? !0cfz5t  
母亲：为什么？ 1 %*X,E  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! 3#dUQ1qo6  
母亲：为什么？ 9[:nWp^  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。