School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. &]2z)&a  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 H21\6 GY  
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学生：万岁！ \Ow-o0  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. HLy}ta\
 
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 @#%rTKD9F  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! %q@eCN  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 ?wR;"  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! d&p]O  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 &!{wbm@  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? $e|G#mMd-  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ %&yD^q_  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun!
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儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 ]8q5k5
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. |Mp_qg?g  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 OH28H),}  
Mother:Why ever not? %TUljX K}  
母亲：为什么？ ,$habq=;  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! k})Ag7c  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。