School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. :yeTzIz]  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 jTJ[2WaS  
Class:Hooruy! *@Z'{V\  
学生：万岁！ Z9y:}:j"  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. ]0O$2j_7  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 ZBWe,Xvq  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! PsVA>Q,4!.  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 mCo5Gdt  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you!  u[u=:Y+  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 uB
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Mother:How was your first day at school? gYZgo  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ xHmc8G$zu  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! DX|kO  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 cW2:D$Pe  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. :>;#/<3{  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 J&?kezs  
Mother:Why ever not? S;C3R5*:  
母亲：为什么？ POf \l  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! YZ}gZQ.A0  
母亲：为什么？ /\.kH62  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。