School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. QWEE%}\3}  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 i^V(LGQF  
Class:Hooruy! Poa&htxe1  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. Kf*Dy:e  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 zn7)>cQ905  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! FROC/'  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 |ns?c0rM  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! $LFL4Q  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 -]H~D4ng  
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Mother:How was your first day at school?
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母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ lg~7[=%k#  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! =I)43ahd  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 ii-AE L  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. 6CIzT.  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 ``Q6R2[|)  
Mother:Why ever not? <7`zc7c]#  
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! mpMAhm
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。