School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. C2\WvE%!  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 2/tx5Nc  
Class:Hooruy! osdoL  
学生：万岁！ CY{!BV'  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. 8O(L;
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老师：今天下午再上半天课。 tLN^k;w  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! &WL::gy_S  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 ^k$Bx_{  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! O6 s3#iu  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 rIYO(}Fl  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? oWLP|c~Ap  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ #gT"G1
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Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! NWPT89@l  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 /{jt]8/;7  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. Yb_HvP  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 -$:*!55:j  
Mother:Why ever not? ;Ss!OFK  
母亲：为什么？ /\uop
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! 'UxI-Lt  
母亲：为什么？ m&DI2he  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。