School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. tD7C7m  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 cvV?V\1f  
Class:Hooruy! 3b)
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学生：万岁！ VgsCwJ9w  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. h"1"h.  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 *!]Epb  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! mGpkM?Y"  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 0SCW2/o8  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! (zJ$oRq  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 o*wC{VP_  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? -?w v}o  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ %Di7u- x  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! <aSLm=  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 _h=<_Z  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. YNgR1:l  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 9CK\tx&  
Mother:Why ever not? OwiWnS<  
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! v>y8s&/  
母亲：为什么？ @t;O"q'|  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。