School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. 2#6yO`?uo  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 8Z/P<u  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. wp.<}=|u  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 vYmRW-1Zxq  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! WK/Byd.Z  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 |53Zg"!  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! uQ9P6w=Nt  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 : B$ d  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? &`pd&U{S*  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ E7oL{gU  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! ~e ]83?  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 V8`t7[r  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. vM1f-I-  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 zg0)9br  
Mother:Why ever not? 29 Yg>R!/  
母亲：为什么？ <i%.bfQ/-  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! dilRL,  
母亲：为什么？ 6i(nyA 2!  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。