School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. 4_D@ST%  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 >;#=gM  
Class:Hooruy! 4#(ZNP  
学生：万岁！ :qvI%1cP=  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. z**hD2R!  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 3s:%2%jVK  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! axk"^gps  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 @[6,6:h|  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! }6-ZE9H-v  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 @f!AkzI  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? k{AyD`'Q  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ Y=*P 8pg  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! >az;!7~cD  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 7yt=]1  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. Zw] ?.  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 dp5f7>]:(  
Mother:Why ever not? ;50_0Mv;(:  
母亲：为什么？ +jqj6O@Tjr  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! ;$BdP7i:  
母亲：为什么？ 6S.~s6o,  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。