School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. Co
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老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 sS{Co8EJn  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. 6c^?DLy9B  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 e)?}2  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! 9teP4H}m  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 0/]h"5H3  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! &8i$`6wY  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 :I&y@@UG  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? IfB .2e`  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ Z}0{FwW"4  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! M .6BFC  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 qZ>_{b0f  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. qm/>\4eLt  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 tQNc+>7k+u  
Mother:Why ever not? $2*_7_Qb  
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! aKW-(5<JW  
母亲：为什么？ :D3:`P>,c  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。