School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. e<E]8GAF  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 t$k$Hd';  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. +H `FC  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 E==vk~cz  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! t9Y?0O}/  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 >SSRwYIN  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! OO  /Pc  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 n1;y"`gHk  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? ,K 1X/),  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ |.;LI=CT  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! IHaNg K2  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 S1Ql%Yk-(  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. r!WXD9#  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 etD8S KD  
Mother:Why ever not? `a:L%Ex  
母亲：为什么？ dxwH C\"5  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! =c1t]%P,  
母亲：为什么？ 0f]LOg  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。