School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. [a_'pAH  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 icK$W2<8mg  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. 3ytlD'  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 :i3 W U%  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! d`UK mj  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 r$:hiE@  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! Ot+Z}Z-  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 '':MhRb  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? MTip4L W9  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？  RnSll-  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! bkuJN%  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 ^[&,MQU{7  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. 9m.MGJbQ_f  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 Dz&,g+>$J  
Mother:Why ever not? "TI>_~  
母亲：为什么？ m3~_uc/+D  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! O"X:3srJ`  
母亲：为什么？ M._;3_)%/  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。