School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. H?,Dv>.#*  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 :4)(
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Class:Hooruy! ?f6SKC  
学生：万岁！ F6}YM|  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. cP\ZeG#<  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 !tb!%8{~  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! ouO9%)zv  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 &PMfAo^  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! 0/1=2E^,  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 %gj7KF  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? kU#k#4X4g  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ =yoR>llbBC  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! a8-V`  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 /F46Ac}I  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. FHEP/T\5  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 #f%fY%5q  
Mother:Why ever not? mwsd
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! vif)g6,  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。