School jokes(搞笑在校园)

㈠ @EcY&mP)  
Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. MYeGr3V3  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 [0hZg  
Class:Hooruy! 7$I *ju_  
学生：万岁！ .AZ+|?d  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. cOEzS  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 \{`*`WQF  
U>_#,j  
9:6d,^X  
*gXm&/2*  
7S9Q{
 
XvW $B|  
㈡ 7
q:  
Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! ;:pd/\<  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 WWYG>C[  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! 9<I;9.1S?^  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 6u v'{  
&g-uQBQI#  
$Uxg$pqO  
㈢ ,@*`2I>`  
Mother:How was your first day at school? WP0{%  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ H0i\#)Xs  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! oM#S
.f?  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 ^7~w yAr  
MOW {g\{\  
wH[}@w  
㈣ - dt<w;>W  
Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. oJTsrc_-  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 |qsY0zx  
Mother:Why ever not? o] 7U;W  
母亲：为什么？ R!LKGiN  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! *npe]cC  
母亲：为什么？ A?829<  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。