School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. :q=u+h_  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 w"d~R   
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. nN" Y~W^k  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 q !\Ht2$b  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! K=Z~$)Og)  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 ULc oti=,  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! ^$qr6+  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 z-fP#.  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? c:
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母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ t"M&Yy  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! K +n  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 4cJ7W_ >i6  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. ZN>oz@jY  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 GJz d4kj  
Mother:Why ever not? Z$!>hiz2  
母亲：为什么？ B:S/ ?v  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! [1Pw2MC<  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。