School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. M"$RtS|h  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 HG3>RcB  
Class:Hooruy! qP^0($  
学生：万岁！ E~g}DKs_5  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. )RCqsFjK  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 wPO@f~[Ji  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! -qCJwz30  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 }9Dv\"
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Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! . ;@)5"  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 Z-p^3t'{  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? 1]3bx N  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？  {e  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! ZE(RvPW  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 Sl<-)a:  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. /sC[5G%  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 YIk6:W{  
Mother:Why ever not? "yq;{AGOGl  
母亲：为什么？ |2&mvjk@H  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! gLxyRbVI  
母亲：为什么？ hE#8_34%s  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。