School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. k7P~*ll$  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 3n9$qr='  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. @-~YQ@08`  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 *0M#{HQ  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! i.2O~30ST  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 \V`O-wcJ]S  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! @OAX#iQl  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 0(#HMBE
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Mother:How was your first day at school? KTxdZt  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ 5} |O  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! , M$*c  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 %~P]x7%|  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. jzV*V<  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 >U~.I2sz  
Mother:Why ever not? "{;]T  
母亲：为什么？ "T5?<c  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! :/ns/~5xa:  
母亲：为什么？ Ne*I$T 5  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。