School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. wn/_}]T  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 <G|(|E1  
Class:Hooruy! fF7bBE)L/|  
学生：万岁！ `d5%.N  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. Rwz0poG`WG  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 *U&0<{|T  

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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! %4et&zRC  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 J^SdH&%Z  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! a_f
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老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 cW@Zd5&0S  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? 9K{%vK  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ le/,R@]B9  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! ,(qRc(Ho  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 9g'LkP  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. >3_jWFq  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 [ 9 {*94M  
Mother:Why ever not? $rv8K j
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! 8xMEe:}V  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。