School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. ;:,h
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老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 -^]8wQU  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. E;.<'t>  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 D^yZ!}Kl  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! )8VrGg?  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 !G=!^RA  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! Pz7{dQqjk#  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 (JHzwI8+  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? F$<>JEdX  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ s\y+ xa:  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! `T7gfb%1-3  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 Vp{! Ft8>  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. >Eg/ir0  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 K>iM6Uv  
Mother:Why ever not? R#gt~]x6k  
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! c<-F_+[  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。