School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. f"FFgQMkv  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 HXa[0VOx  
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学生：万岁！ adP :{j  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. (0NffM1  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 mp
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! Jr
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学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 ;bB#Pg  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! }CBQdH&g;  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 :Ph>\aG  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? 9Y,JYc#  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ GP%V(HhN  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! 2xLtJR4L  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 1X2j%qI&  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. ~9+01UU^  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 d^}p#7mB\  
Mother:Why ever not? H]/~ #a  
母亲：为什么？ " !EnQB=  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! M_ukG~/  
母亲：为什么？ o0R?vnA=  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。