School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. glh2CRUj  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 "';'*x  
Class:Hooruy! zqqpBwk#  
学生：万岁！ j[yGfDb  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. [SgP1>M  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 r:y*l4  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! PEoOs  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 y>u+.z a|  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! gy _86y@  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 8<k0j&~J  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? f 5_n2  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ ,-t3gc1~X  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! J /'woc  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 *~M=2Fj;i  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. dx[<@f2c  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 (hd^  
Mother:Why ever not? q~r)B}  
母亲：为什么？ /H@k;o  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! WKqNJN C  
母亲：为什么？ } O9q$-8!  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。