School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. :1e'22[=.  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 'kk B>g7B  
Class:Hooruy! 8M7pc{  
学生：万岁！ x<h-F  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. `sJv?  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。  q{RT~,%  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! #(d/A<  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 ZIvP?:=!  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! BxHfL8$1[$  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 i0*6o3h  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? @BS7Gyw  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ _dynqF8*  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! 5=9gH  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 ,)P6fa/  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. \z)` pno  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 r
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Mother:Why ever not? iXFN|ml  
母亲：为什么？ 7P7d[KP<  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! ^+q4*X6VB  
母亲：为什么？ <%Afa#  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。