School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. 'l'3&.{Yfk  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 :ts3_-cr  
Class:Hooruy! O\<zQ2m  
学生：万岁！ )BJkHED{  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. 6:8s,a3&[k  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 G
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! F~Dof({:  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 ,b5'<3\  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! t'2A)S  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 BH'*I yv  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? ?|ZbQz(bL  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ Ck/44Wfej  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! fTj@/"a  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 gXI-{R7Me  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. JMB#KzvN[  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 XZ%[;[  
Mother:Why ever not? 1'f_C<.0  
母亲：为什么？ |:C0_`M9  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! s)WA9PiC  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。