School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. <4P"1#nHQ+  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 1fb!sbGD.k  
Class:Hooruy! PQ[x A*  
学生：万岁！ GG[$-  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. MM4Eq>F/  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 Hf$LWPL)lM  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! 8&9'1X5)8_  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 ;yg9{"O  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! 2:& [r*  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 $qj||zA  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? dzZ75  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ fQOh%i9n5  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! :i:M7}r  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 IE
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. 6,;7iA]  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 FrryZe=  
Mother:Why ever not? @^kt[$X;  
母亲：为什么？ KN9e""  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! Acib<Mi2!-  
母亲：为什么？ 5 MD=o7O^  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。