School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. PaKa 
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老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 i%o%bib#  
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学生：万岁！ NO~G4PUM0C  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. ~9]vd|  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 X,49(-~\  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! sRt7.fe  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 E`j' <#V!  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! @g#5d|U);  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 ejd_ 85$  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? %UI^+:C  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ l9\W=-'  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! #]dm/WzY  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 JL,Y9G*]s  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. )1 -<v);  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 X
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Mother:Why ever not? r:sa|+  
母亲：为什么？ S]@;`_?m{  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! @K <Onh`  
母亲：为什么？ /Qst :q  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。