School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. Ie;}k;?-  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 seH#v  
Class:Hooruy! :!EOg4%i  
学生：万岁！ WxLILh  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. ]+S.#x`#
 
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 CD0SXNi"zH  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! ex2*oqAdX  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 .es= w=  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! }FRyG%  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 Icf@uQ6  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? tL4xHa6v]  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ ^Sr`)vP  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! \bb,gRfP  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 !$+J7\&7p  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. (sn|`k3I  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 7[V'3  
Mother:Why ever not? Z)(C7,Xu  
母亲：为什么？ O@_)]z?jUc  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! sOW-GWSE<  
母亲：为什么？ #H1yjJQ /x  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。