School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. +"
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老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 n1>nnH]G  
Class:Hooruy! &FVlTo1  
学生：万岁！ r3_gPK  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. &RrQ()<as  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 Av>j+O ;  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! BQ:Kx_   
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 r(T/^<  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! WN/#9]` P  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。
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Mother:How was your first day at school? Pq>[q?>?  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ SvP\JQ<c  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! >m1V9A  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 f}Tr$r  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. AE4~M`6D  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 lO:{tV  
Mother:Why ever not? }lTZq|;A  
母亲：为什么？ ?EQ^n3U$  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! 3@`H<tP'6o  
母亲：为什么？ tq:tY}:4  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。