School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. 'yo-`nNFD  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 7}1Z7"?  
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学生：万岁！ BUCPO}I  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. dQn,0  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 {uDH-b(R  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! QE|x[?7e,!  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 (gRTSd T?  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! mEmgr(W  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 Cxd^i  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? }Ug$d>\  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ +~>cAWZq_  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! G#Kw6
 
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 1Ep7CV-n}  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. e45)t}'  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 "8p<NsU  
Mother:Why ever not? >Hu3Guik]  
母亲：为什么？ B)*1[Jf{4  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! :9DyABK=Cv  
母亲：为什么？ \JC_"gqt  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。