School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. dj7hx"BI  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 lc,tVe_  
Class:Hooruy! %9N7Ln|%  
学生：万岁！ ^
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon.  s ;oQS5Y  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 1o;J,dYu  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! pU%n]]qF  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 #W'HR
 
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! > BY&,4r  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 XJ` ]ga  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? o9%)D<4M  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ bM!_e3ik;  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! w2Jf^pR  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 sRx63{  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. UA8GL D9  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 3
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Mother:Why ever not? &U raUl  
母亲：为什么？ P&)xz7wG  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! 1H@>/QC  
母亲：为什么？ ,)Ju[
 
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。