School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. VkFMr8@|  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 $+w:W85B  
Class:Hooruy! 0Xb,ne 7  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. tTOBKA89  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 AO, o|,#4F  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! bFjH*~ P  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 Me79:+d  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! t0,=U8]w  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 )pSA|Qt N  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? "}MP{/  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ :_}xN!9LA  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! auga`*  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 aq)g&.dw?  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. yts@cd`$  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 :s6aFiz  
Mother:Why ever not? )$RV)  
母亲：为什么？ Z#.1p'3qm1  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! 1RJFPv  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。