School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. 0WYu5|  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 dDD5OnWmJ  
Class:Hooruy! Of-xGoYZ  
学生：万岁！ S.q0L  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. gsl_aW!  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 1LAd5X  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! =1'WZp}D5  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 bf{_U%`  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! 9)o@d`*  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 FK`:eP{  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? qywl G  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ -Dy
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Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! o4Cq  /K  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 WWH<s%C  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. a|.IAxJ  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 Q"GM3?  
Mother:Why ever not? F`2h,i-9  
母亲：为什么？ X%kJ3{  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! 7YK6e  
母亲：为什么？ >]C/ Q6  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。