School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. lCafsIB  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 @}; vl  
Class:Hooruy! \ SCi\j/a(  
学生：万岁！ >AK9F. _z  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. )j,Y(V$P  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 P* X^)R  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! Ec/&?|$  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 .*}!XKp0j  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! A1Ru&fd!  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 sqXwDy+.  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? i+qtL3  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ :; z]:d  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! 4Jn+Ot.,d  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 [>$?/DM  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. lA{JpH_Y8s  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 h;Hg/jv  
Mother:Why ever not? 
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母亲：为什么？ MO^Q 8v  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! ^>wlj  
母亲：为什么？ &x?m5%^l  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。