School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. L,f^mX0<  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 XSD"/_xD  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. |:~("rA+v  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 t)YFT
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! S~]8K8"sT  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 U{
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Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! V22q*/iV  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 #-l!`\@  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? J
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母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ 8 /:X& &  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! iKP\/LR<n  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 "~.8eKRQ  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. V\e13cL]  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 wa-_
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Mother:Why ever not? RZcx4fL}x  
母亲：为什么？ j TB<E=WC  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! f(@"[-[  
母亲：为什么？ A8A:@-e8A  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。