School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. _JNYvngm  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 TKsP#Dt/  
Class:Hooruy! 1>L'F8"  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. hqjjd-S0  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 Y[}A4`  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! 6
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学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 w4TQ4 Y  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! '2<r{  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 W  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? Zxqlhq/)  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ [Eu)~J*
 
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! ZOa|lB (,  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 LK
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. R0tT4V+  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 ~ |A
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Mother:Why ever not? e:'56?|  
母亲：为什么？ qT5"r488  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! ,&M#[>\(3  
母亲：为什么？ |#Lz0<c;  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。