School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. 7PkJ-JBA  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 Y*!qG  
Class:Hooruy! 2z|*xS'G  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. EI^06q4x  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 Op_RzZP`  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! e/^=U7:io  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 #es9d3~\  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you!
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老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 KjQR$-  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? 46 PoM  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ 39=1f6I1  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! d$ ^ ,bL2p  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 gmm|A9+tv  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. =Jym%m  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 CXC`sPY  
Mother:Why ever not? yfm^?G|sW  
母亲：为什么？ n-%s8aaVf  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! APO>y  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。