School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. M=H
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老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 odMjxWY  
Class:Hooruy! Oh9wBV  
学生：万岁！ eS8tsI  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. 6Xb\a^q  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 =uQCm#  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! &Y%Kr`.h  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 M8
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Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! j*t>CB4  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 WCA`34(  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? ^crk8O@Fw  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ zDeh#  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! xRpL\4cs  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. 1,=U^W.G  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 zB/$*Hd  
Mother:Why ever not? }WS%
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母亲：为什么？ REDh`Wd  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! ]b4*`}\
 
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。