School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. ;#>,eD2u  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 iax6o+OG|  
Class:Hooruy! qtQB}r8  
学生：万岁！ r'GD  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. { yvKUTq`  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 3SU:Xd(\o  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! j_I  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 @
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Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! \kQ@G  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 )HFl 0[vT  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? ;Bs^+R7  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ 3H'+7
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Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! (K}Md~  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 qOi3`6LCV  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. 1q&gTvIp  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 ?d? cD  
Mother:Why ever not? EA/+~ux  
母亲：为什么？ =)p/p6  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! _&~y{;)S  
母亲：为什么？ 6$l6>A  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。