School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. 1 VPg`+o  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 ngtuYASc  
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学生：万岁！ U$MWsDn   
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. k0gJ('zah  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 i%#th'C!P  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! bEBZ!ghU  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 x(exx )w  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! 8JQ<LrIt9  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 g{rt^B  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? W66}\&5  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ Pcdi  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! 7Y|Wy Oq  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 @ J?-a m>  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. C.DoXE7  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 VQZT.^  
Mother:Why ever not? PW(_yB;  
母亲：为什么？ <v1_F;{n  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! %3#b6m~  
母亲：为什么？ 6%Cna0x:&  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。