School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. 94p:|5@  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 x#:BE  
Class:Hooruy!  [`hE^chd  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. rt3f7 s*  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 Hn#GS9d_?  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! L= :d!UF  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 `FzYvd"N  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! 7g A08M[O  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 (<bm4MPf  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? 0|fb< "  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ (xZr ]v ]U  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! ()QOZ+x_!  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 ,]PyDq6  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. GSMk\9SI  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 y*VQ]aJ  
Mother:Why ever not? &v5G92  
母亲：为什么？ GI2eJK  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! d5@X#3Hd  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。