School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. E5?$=cL?  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 7Y)i>[u3  
Class:Hooruy! O;$}j:;KF  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. v|dt[>G  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。  He%v4S  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! OnyAM{$g  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 Xy}>O*  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! a]J>2A@-I  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 mz<X$2]?  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? $K
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母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ %.w
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Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! S~W;Ld<>fB  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 l3y}nh+ 8  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. C~^T=IP  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 JEK_W<BD  
Mother:Why ever not? 7q{yLcC"  
母亲：为什么？ =>JA; ft  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! -0I&dG-  
母亲：为什么？ rHqP[[4B'  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。