School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. 9/"&6,  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 DgEdV4@p  
Class:Hooruy! qO@vXuul,  
学生：万岁！ ?y|&Mz'XJ(  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. shw?_#?1dy  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 AO<T6VK  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! q}i#XQU  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 w/NT5  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! 8jCho  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 $mxG-'x%K  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? E+y_te^+b  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ PE{<'K\g  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! 9>{ml&$  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 Km
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. rk=/iD  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 m 70r'b]  
Mother:Why ever not? N+~ MS3  
母亲：为什么？ [( xPX  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! B\D)21Ik}%  
母亲：为什么？ .LAB8bg  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。