School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. Xwo%DZKN  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 0,/I2!dF?  
Class:Hooruy! zub"Ap3  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. V1&qgAy~  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 L</k+a?H!  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! D3B]  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 J= [D'h  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! yAiO._U  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 uOO\!Hqq  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? Z)}UCi+/".  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ ;1HzY\d%<  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! B<Q)z5KK  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 oY4^CGk=  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. i!x>)E  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 en'"" w  
Mother:Why ever not? ^Z-oO#)h#  
母亲：为什么？ uzI=.j  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! $AT@r"  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。