School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. |n/qJIE6  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。
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Class:Hooruy! )UoF*vC(  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. *i)3q+%.  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 [J-uvxD  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! {pR4+g  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 A7c*qBt  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! #=81`u  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 u
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Mother:How was your first day at school? x[dR5  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ 1!P\x=Nn_  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! v{44`tR  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 8rEUZk  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again.  qH9bo-6  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 2vLV1v$,q  
Mother:Why ever not? ,g~Iup  
母亲：为什么？ g7-*WN<  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! R<eD)+  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。