School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. 29iIG 'N  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 U.hERe~X  
Class:Hooruy! P7wqZ?  
学生：万岁！ >)n4sMq  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. MB8SB   
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 l4mUx`!  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! qF{DArc  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 ;naq-%'Sg  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! NlF0\+h  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 rWFcIh5  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? ."IJmv  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ aVQSN  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! z#{0;t  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 0
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. +^4BO`   
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 5oU`[&=Ob  
Mother:Why ever not? 9|N"@0<B  
母亲：为什么？ R81{<q'%X  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! <Qcex3  
母亲：为什么？ )+n,5W  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。