School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. F8c^M</  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 l*v6U'J  
Class:Hooruy! TA2?Ia;@xV  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. SuO@LroxTB  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 7$z]oVbO'  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! ~ AU!Gm.  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 jjT|@
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Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! %yVboA1  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 h#Z5vH  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? *0*1.>Vg  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ zqDG#}3f^  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! STr&"9c  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 p$qpC$F  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. \-Oq/g{j  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 /3(|P  
Mother:Why ever not? A6D@#(D  
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! \Y>!vh X  
母亲：为什么？ 3I" <\M4x  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。