School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. 4D8yb|o  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 OPY/XKyY,  
Class:Hooruy! 'HWgvmw(  
学生：万岁！ 6&QTVdK'O  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. 2Ml2Ue-9  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 *@arn Eu  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! !$xEX,vj|W  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 N^yO- xk  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! KHus/M&0  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 @*"<U]  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? :z} _y&]  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ ~<aeA'>OA  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! HjK<)q8b  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 ?*R^?[  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. .-u
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儿子：我再也不去上学了。 u4#~ i0@  
Mother:Why ever not? mERZ_[a2  
母亲：为什么？ h NOYFH  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! Go+xL/f  
母亲：为什么？ %M)oHX1p  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。