School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. z;dD }Fo  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 p&nIUx"  
Class:Hooruy! g,5r)FU`  
学生：万岁！ 
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. u0;FQr2  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。  xZ*.@Pkr  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! edt(Zzk@3-  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 ,cR=W|6cQm  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! 4uW}.7
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老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 H0Q.; !^  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? /7$3RV(  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ s V70a3#  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! !5rja-h  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 SBnwlM"AN  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. kI>Iq Q-h  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 Fd:A^]  
Mother:Why ever not? -saisH6  
母亲：为什么？ yq{k:)  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! Rc2|o.'y  
母亲：为什么？ \vBpH'hR,'  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。