School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. 4N
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老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 t+h"YiT  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. qi/%&)
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老师：今天下午再上半天课。 fc!%W#-  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! |E?%C
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学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 525xm"Bs  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! esLY1c%"/  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 ow`\7
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Mother:How was your first day at school? tPp}/a%D  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ !$d:k|b  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! Fx.uPY.a  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 {O"dj;RU  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. U'#{v7u  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 >|rL0  
Mother:Why ever not? wr#+q1v  
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! 1yE~#KpH  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。