School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. $,z[XM&9)  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 <manv8*6  
Class:Hooruy! 3H\b N4  
学生：万岁！ e@2E0u4   
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. ;QvvU[eb  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 laD.or  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! 8IT_mjj  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 D 7;~x]*  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! #Tg|aW$(*  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 V!kQuQJ>  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? y ? {PoNI  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ mNBpb}  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! r=P$iG'&  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 _I -0,  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. )l[7;ZIw$  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 oRvm*"8B  
Mother:Why ever not? "z(fBnv  
母亲：为什么？ <5!RAdaj+  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! v#<+
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母亲：为什么？ WO \lny!  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。