School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. @bJIN]R  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 -Jw4z#/-  
Class:Hooruy! ,[)l>!0\H  
学生：万岁！ ~?FhQd\Q  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. =4l @A>  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 )BvMFwQG  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! b $JS|  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 @Z2np{X:  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! Gx6%Z$2n  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 Od)y4nr3~  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? cR_pC 9z  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ F"UI=7:o  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! 6dV )pJd  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 40pz<-B  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. XbB(<\0+  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 iER@_?  
Mother:Why ever not? ".N+nM~  
母亲：为什么？  ]%FAJ\  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! a4*976~![  
母亲：为什么？ f:ObI  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。