School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. 8B;`9?CI  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 S#0y\  
Class:Hooruy! ,]Yjo>`tW  
学生：万岁！ X +;Q=  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. L
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老师：今天下午再上半天课。 gJi11^PK  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! X^%I 3  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 F<BhN+U  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! N;A1e@bP  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 ~U*2h =]  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? ./kmI#gaV  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ v3S{dX<  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! l1jS2O(  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 #:T5_9p  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. \yb^%$hZ0  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 $f>WR_F  
Mother:Why ever not? Y8.0R-:ZAN  
母亲：为什么？ h1fJ`WT6,  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! fouy??  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。