School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. NdZv*  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 $rD&rsx6  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. 3#}5dO  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 ?u{y[pI6  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! (dvCejc^p  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 "l6v[yv  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! xG@zy4  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 [vV]lWOp'  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? `6koQZm  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ D6@c&  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! rTT Uhd  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 %b<cJ]F  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. i9+(gX(t  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 #G%[4.$n.  
Mother:Why ever not? 9ar+Ph@*  
母亲：为什么？ TC;2K,.#k  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! ,rx?Ig}kz  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。