School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. =W &Mt  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 -p>~z )  
Class:Hooruy! lYTQg~aPm  
学生：万岁！ X$;&Mdo.  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. |his8\C+x  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 B>W8pZu-J  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! m`l9d4p w?  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 FJDE48Vi  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! <sw@P":F  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 \nt~K}a  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? e{7\pQK  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ Bb:C^CHIQm  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! qa-FLUkIk!  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 r=&,2meo  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. %rMCiz  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 ujRXA
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Mother:Why ever not? +4.s4&f)  
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! 4SZ,X^]I>  
母亲：为什么？ >;^/B R=  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。