School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. 7baQ4QY?n  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 62OZj%CXN  
Class:Hooruy! &ZPyZj  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. j|WN!!7  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 2K(zYv54  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! Y&b JKX  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 >x1?t  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you!
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老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 rcMSso2  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? ?F%,d{^  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ l:VcV  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! g"v-hTx  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 G C3G=DTt  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. }W* q
 
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 lZ}H?n%  
Mother:Why ever not? *1b)Va8v*  
母亲：为什么？ m:{IVvN
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! h-:te9p6>4  
母亲：为什么？ 5F|oNI}$:  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。