School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. li'YDtMKCY  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 U!?_W=?  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. r|fL&dtr  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 f<fXsSv(  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! Sw8]EH6  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 j_!F*yul  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! Yz/md1T$  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 l|~A#kq  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? Pw7]r<Q  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ Yq0| J  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! hk(ZM#Bh  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 85|OGtt  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. !*
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儿子：我再也不去上学了。 < Mn ;  
Mother:Why ever not? =)H.cuc  
母亲：为什么？ Xtq_y'I  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! zUkgG61  
母亲：为什么？ 2\A$6N;_  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。