School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. PYzv
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老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 &VcV$8k  
Class:Hooruy! 1i] ^{;]  
学生：万岁！ FCn_^l)EA  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. Tb-F]lg$  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 -`t^7pr  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test!  f V(J|  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 x3krbUlx  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! 4H<lm*!^  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 gzg_>2Sj  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? \^%}M!tan  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ <d_!mKw  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! -PQv ?5  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 $tS}LN_!  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. `~`k_7t.  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 IaXeRq?<  
Mother:Why ever not? fd2T=fz-  
母亲：为什么？ O7IJ%_A&  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! alvrh'51  
母亲：为什么？ 6K<K  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。