School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. \'iy(8i  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 >ffC?5+  
Class:Hooruy! 9]1LwX!M2  
学生：万岁！ *X}2  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. s#")hMJQ  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 D(&WEmm\B  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! )UVekkq>Q  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 i->G{_gH  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! !@y/{~Gu  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 [X8EfU}  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? ugTnz$  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ \=xS?(v!  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! RZ ?SiwE  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 |zd5P  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. N%
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儿子：我再也不去上学了。 UdA,.C0  
Mother:Why ever not? v$g\]QS p  
母亲：为什么？
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! 02T'B&&~  
母亲：为什么？ ,q{~lf-  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。