School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. >NYW{(j  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 s\!>"J bAQ  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. LUB${0BrA  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 y!tC20Q   
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! X
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学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 8
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Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! _XCOSomL`  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 kuyjnSo9i  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? UMAgA!s  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ [!!Q,S"  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! ]a5 f2lE  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 '%q$`KDb  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. J8mdoVt  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 "g$IP9?U  
Mother:Why ever not? /p8dZ
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母亲：为什么？ O,Cb"{qH8  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! nBk)WX&[K  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。