School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. ]F*3"y?)2  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 6j9)/HP  
Class:Hooruy! vA%^`5  
学生：万岁！ \F6LZZ2Lv  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. j|_E$L A\  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 l}g;'9ZB  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! xK%=  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 9uB(Mx(-:`  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! wsfd8T4  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 \}]iS C.2  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? aw $L$7b}  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ %:C ]7gQ  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! P>QpvSd_#  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 ! T9
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. W0`Gc {  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 H:{7X1bV  
Mother:Why ever not? Xh+ia#K  
母亲：为什么？ hZ\+FOx;  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! 8nNsrat  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。