School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. eDG=-a4  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 852$Ui|I  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. k?1cxY s  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 }i?P( Au  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! CEt_wKzf  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 E/Y.f  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! wHdq:,0-!  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 0W#.$X5  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? %/s:G)  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ !j [U  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! 3KP6M=  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 $  5  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. cYW F)WAog  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 ;<MHDmD  
Mother:Why ever not? [BmondOx  
母亲：为什么？ `ffWV;P  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! IB(5 &u.  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。