School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. GTe9@d  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 ;OyM~T gI  
Class:Hooruy! sva$@y7b  
学生：万岁！ \2b9A'd>  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. Uij$ eBN  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 K`<P^XJr  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! u] b6>  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 ;_ton?bF  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! _v,n~a}&  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 P.7B]&T6  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? S3fBZIPp  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ /#5ZP\e  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! WI3!?>d  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 )]R8 $S  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. 0qd`Pf  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 |<$O5b'  
Mother:Why ever not? kA0^~  
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! +\Q@7Lj
 
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。