School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. [F/xU  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 '&<-,1^L  
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学生：万岁！ OD1ns  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. r)j#Skh].  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 R:.7c(s  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! aRG[F*BY  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 P`bR;2o  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! L<QDC   
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 t1Jz?Ix6%  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? d'3'{C|kk  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ Ne9 .wd  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! SbI,9<  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 S?3{G@!  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. H>7!
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儿子：我再也不去上学了。 SiBbz4  
Mother:Why ever not? 3:;%@4f  
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! Fk9(FOFg  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。