School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. bmVksi2b  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 7
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学生：万岁！ FjqoO.  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. SYRr|Lg  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 Ql^I$5&  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! Nw[TP G5  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 rk:^^r>5Qi  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! F|3Te?_  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 #qY`xH'>  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? 9HrT>{@  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ n@ lf+  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! ,
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儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 WzZ<ZCHm  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again.   4R
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儿子：我再也不去上学了。 2%UzCK  
Mother:Why ever not? TeaP\a  
母亲：为什么？ Q.X)QCp#r  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! b{J
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。