School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. nGx ~)T  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 QP$nDK<  
Class:Hooruy! s`#ntset0  
学生：万岁！ 4ypRyO  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. DhWWN>I  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 D(qHf9  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! #.)xm(Ys  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 ]{|fYt_-  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! "u<jbD  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 +MNSZLP]  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? 0 OAqA?Z  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ M)"]$TM  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! Ql~#((K  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 _\,rX\  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. Gva}J6{  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 t
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Mother:Why ever not? OgEUq''  
母亲：为什么？ k40Ep(M}  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! >oft :7p  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。