School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. q*^Y8s~3I  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 uXs.7+f  
Class:Hooruy! %i7bkdcwk  
学生：万岁！ J! ;g.q  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. '6^20rj  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 v6gfyGCJ  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! _JlbVe[<  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 taS2b#6\+  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! BPp`r_m8w}  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 W/(D"[:l%  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? 111s%  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ #cG7h(!  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! XcoV27  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 mv7><C  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. QvM+]pdR6  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 (=v :@\r  
Mother:Why ever not? ` u#'  
母亲：为什么？ p0 @,-  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! tb^8jC  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。