School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. pNQkKDbL+  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 pQ:P
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. -+>r4P  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 /B\-DP3K  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! {ah~q}(P  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 uEGPgYY(  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! GR[>mkW!M  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 +
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Mother:How was your first day at school? tq:tY}:4  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ %=4ak]As  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! uBq3.+,x*  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 u\6]^T6  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. `h9)`*  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 V<V\0n!0  
Mother:Why ever not? .!8X]trEg  
母亲：为什么？ i;hc]fYb=K  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! niHL/\7u  
母亲：为什么？ jJ"EGFa8  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。