School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. *[jaI-~S  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 :1s1wY3Y  
Class:Hooruy! J d`NS3;*p  
学生：万岁！ n1LS*-@  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. XYn$yR\dj  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 o 1b#q/  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! ,p2 Di  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 M\GS&K$lq  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! 8=?I/9Xh  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 EEaFi8  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? ;<*VwXJR  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ =EG[_i{r  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! xo*a9H?@  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 n.T [a  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. y
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儿子：我再也不去上学了。 c~Ha68  
Mother:Why ever not? -W oZwqh  
母亲：为什么？ _LS=O@s^  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! %8v?dB;>x`  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。