School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. gH,Pz  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 W2v'2qAs  
Class:Hooruy! Gj%q:[r  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. +Q"~2_q5/;  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 ai?N!RX%H  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! Q
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学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 JC9$"0d7  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! bZAL~z+ V  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 IsJx5GO  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? f[R~oc5P0  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？
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Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! _!vy|,w@e  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 F#)bGi  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. |'P$zMAF  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 1tI=Dwx  
Mother:Why ever not?  .9r85  
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! 5a@9PX^.J  
母亲：为什么？ $%'3w~h`  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。