School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. 2pa5U;u:+  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 A$0fKko  
Class:Hooruy! o]oum,Q  
学生：万岁！ X\qNG]  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. 8'io$6d=  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 k,+0u/I  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! _F|Ek;y%  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 Y&Z.2>b
 
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! <}9lZEqY  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 #?- wm  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? K`fuf=  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ @Qt{jI!  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! ')<hON44EX  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 FP4P|kl/9'  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. ":QZy8f9%  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 vy:Z/1q  
Mother:Why ever not? |[b{)s?x  
母亲：为什么？ }a(dyr`S  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! z1X`o  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。