School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. hAR? t5c  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 g1m
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Class:Hooruy! #m. AN  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. %Tcf6cK"  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 #mc!Wt10  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! W*T{,M@Y  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 "X1vZwK8N  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! q|#MB7e/  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 "ORzWnE4U  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? Ueyw;Y  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ z_SagU,\  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! [,f)9v)  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 -f>'RI95>  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. Cw1(5  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 Lyoor1   
Mother:Why ever not? Ek
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母亲：为什么？ UVX"fZ)  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! "n?<2 wso  
母亲：为什么？ YB!!/ SX4  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。