School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. k]] e8>  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 v
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. ;Q8LA",5d  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 FNgC TO%  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! s!eB8lkcT  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 9%6W_0>  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! %5rC`9^  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。  b
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Mother:How was your first day at school? )D>= \Me  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ *wNO3tP't  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! Di>
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儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 /+g)J0
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. #24eogo~  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 ;:#g\|(<+  
Mother:Why ever not? % >
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! w$j!89@)  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。