School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. [D
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老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 7Gwn,&)  
Class:Hooruy! 7+_TdDBYs  
学生：万岁！ -BQoNEh  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. &8p]yo2zO  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 -|K^!G  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! pco:]3BF6  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 'e&L53n  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! 0d>|2QV   
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 .r ,wc*SF  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? 7
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母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ wh Hp}r  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! >m:;.vVY  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 [TX1\*W  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. \wZ 4enm  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 :@rq+wvP  
Mother:Why ever not? PJfADB7Y  
母亲：为什么？ ^X]rFY1  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! /Fr*k5I  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。