School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. zqh.U@  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 (|(#~o]40t  
Class:Hooruy! _Jn-#du  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. >V2Tr$m j  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 +/'3=!oyd  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! YDE;mIW  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 M.O3QKU4  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! l~kxt2&  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 (, Il>cR4  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? ujGvrYj  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ 81u}J9z;  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! p^_2]%,QeM  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 y, @I6  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. S 'S|k7Lp  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 Lt$LXE  
Mother:Why ever not? P!q!+g  
母亲：为什么？ |j($2.  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! }SIUsh'  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。