School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. #s/{u RYQ  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 vzQyE0T/  
Class:Hooruy! f#2#g%x  
学生：万岁！ s=}~Q&8  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. EsNk<Ra  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 5D>BV*"  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! u<J2p?`\&`  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 QDl)92z  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! %j!z\pa  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 'II vub#q  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? Ty(yh(oYF`  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ HK=CP0H  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! U5-zB)V  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 ~m3V]v(q7  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. o7hH9iY  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。
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Mother:Why ever not? u>j5`OXo  
母亲：为什么？ DPR;$yV  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! .)?2)Fl  
母亲：为什么？ =ulr_i%Xs  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。