School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. jgiP2k[Xom  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 4SG22$7W  
Class:Hooruy! !U02>X   
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. o]NL_SM_  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 JOj\#!\>k0  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! #vO3*-hs  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 o3H+.u
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Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! Xco$ yF%  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 qa![oMKc  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? c$f|a$$b   
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ ixJUqo  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! lY}mrb  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 ;F&wGe  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. UT[9ER
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儿子：我再也不去上学了。 nf< <]iHf  
Mother:Why ever not? TJtW?c7  
母亲：为什么？ Q, E!Ew3  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! ` n{rzenPX  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。