School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. :OqEkh"$#  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 &g=6K&a$a  
Class:Hooruy! tVNFulcz$  
学生：万岁！ ^* CKx  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. p S|  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 kX*.BZI}C  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! aU#r`D@0  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 !,sQB_09C  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! 'oM=ZU8wo  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 Wd7qpWItjQ  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? DZ:$p.  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ =(bTS n  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! \_)mWK,h  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. j#
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儿子：我再也不去上学了。 fF5\\_,  
Mother:Why ever not? "y ;0}9]n1  
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! XAB/S8e  
母亲：为什么？ 7{VN27Fa_  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。