School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. FgH7YkKrD  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 J~2SGXH)^?  
Class:Hooruy! v$]B;;[A  
学生：万岁！ f7x2"&?vg  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. 'zI(OnIS  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 p/ ITg  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! d6J/)nl  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 v6*0@/L M  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! MNu0t\`p4  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 -uYxc=4Lh  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? l!tR
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母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ IbI0".o  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! GKt."[seV  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 36=aahXd\  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. -ZaeX]^&Q\  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 @ZJL
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Mother:Why ever not? ?4b0\ -  
母亲：为什么？ -Uo11'{  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! FP=B/!g  
母亲：为什么？ c]^P$F8U  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。