School jokes(搞笑在校园)

㈠ ;^t<LhN:  
Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. yO$]9  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 K)F;^)KDHf  
Class:Hooruy! [;#}BlbN  
学生：万岁！ 3'*SSZmnOB  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. [V}I34UN  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 xZbm,.v  
\q%li)  
H@5:
x8  
3 uhwoE  
`ag>4?7?  
s+o/:rrxY  
㈡ 0SA  c1  
Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! [C/h{WPC-  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 !</5 )B`5:  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! "4}{Z)&R2  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 zziujs:  
R:Z{,R+  

g]z,*d  
㈢ vU&gFEWg  
Mother:How was your first day at school? TfVB~"&  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ uu]<R@!J  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! }-YD_Pm K-  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 rp.JYz,  
4AzS~5
S  
gmy_ZVU'  
㈣ IP/ zFbc  
Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. Rr(,i%fu  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 [ gx<7}[  
Mother:Why ever not? >*{\N^:z  
母亲：为什么？ fg+Q7'*Vq  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! gx@b|rj;  
母亲：为什么？ jA<v<oV  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。