School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. Au9Rr3n  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 aPRF  
Class:Hooruy! d+8Sypv^4*  
学生：万岁！ zhS\|tI  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. n;[d{bU  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 06ZyR@.@v  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! y\S}U{*Z'  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 YH@^6Be9  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! +d<o2n4!  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。  eGjEO&$  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? b}WU  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ @u?m4v{  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! qeypa!  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 nPE{Gp) }  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. F8nR.|  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 *y0TtEd;  
Mother:Why ever not? 05Ak[OOU>  
母亲：为什么？ S3$&}I <  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! B
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。