School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. {>pB  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 j"yL6Q9P  
Class:Hooruy! v5RS<?o  
学生：万岁！ _LxV)  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. Yk6fr~b  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 's(0>i  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! Lb{~a_c  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 m{I_E G  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! 6^s]2mMfk  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 7a->"W  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? ?,;|*A  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ +g@@|&B  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! ^4`q%_vm  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 EAqTXB@XU  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. kS8srT /H  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 vWXj6}  
Mother:Why ever not? sO~N2  
母亲：为什么？ 2sk^A ly  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! Cx} Yp-  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。