School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. -Y{P"!p0  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 nUD)G<v
 
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. $Ic: c  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 L+bU~N,+A  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! 5Jlz$]f  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 UJ<eF/KSmG  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! ~Qeyh^wo  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 kTt;3Ia  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? aPWlV= oG  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ _py%L+&{  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! lZ'-?xo  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 +eg$Z]Lht  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. p eQD]v  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 I6ffp!^}Y  
Mother:Why ever not? 2'$p(  
母亲：为什么？ zVFz}kJa  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! UB|f{7~&  
母亲：为什么？ a`|&rggN  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。