School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. tX$%*Uy  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 rD<G_%hP  
Class:Hooruy! N(q%|h<Z/=  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. He}qgE>Us  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 zm4Okg)w@  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! pE@Q (9`b{  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 F?&n5R.  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! T5?@'b8F6  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 `=0}+  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? Zy _A3m{  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ g0GCg  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! {rQ6IV3=  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 "f/lm 2<  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. \E1[ /  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 e}Cp;c]=  
Mother:Why ever not? vggyQf%  
母亲：为什么？ <gRv7 ?V[z  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! ysm)B?+k  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。