School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. 4_tR9w"  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 :v`o6x8  
Class:Hooruy! j8pFgnQ  
学生：万岁！ SC'BmR"ox  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. ^Z2kq2}a  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 , 7Xqte  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! So#dJ>  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 iSlFRv?a  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! o w2$o\hC  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 =HMmrmz:  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? ?yp0$r/  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ ^;zWWg/d  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! en>9E.?N  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 s;J\Kc?"|  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. rR]-
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儿子：我再也不去上学了。 J^fm~P>.  
Mother:Why ever not? >Dne? 8r  
母亲：为什么？ 3%^z?_  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! ^/*KNnAWp  
母亲：为什么？ GQx9u^>  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。