School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. !841/TRb  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 +8xC%eE  
Class:Hooruy! !=uaB.  
学生：万岁！ \v\f'eQ  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. {[I]pm~n  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 ey/{Z<
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! Jn:h;|9w  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 S4ys)!V1V  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! Q9G\T:^ury  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 ?)-#\z=6G  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? `erKHZ]S  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ pie8 3Wy>  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! Y5fz_ [("  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 SH1S
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again.  `1`Qu!  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 V|3^H^\5P  
Mother:Why ever not? ,=
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母亲：为什么？ TCWt3\  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! >%\&tS'  
母亲：为什么？ M*gbA5  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。