School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. XT 'v7  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 {Deg1V!x>  
Class:Hooruy! kdHP v=/U  
学生：万岁！ atO/Tp  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. !@[@xdV  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 w-.=u3  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! SecZ5(+=  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 - &/n[EE  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! ]B"YW_.x2  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 5+[`x']l  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? 1"Z61gXrz  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ gM<*(=x'  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! aZMMcd  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 J~[A8o  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. ^SouA[  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 1Gojuey  
Mother:Why ever not? y-iuOzq4  
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! HFL(t]  
母亲：为什么？ wKq-|yf,  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。