School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. \Wo,^qR  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 EZ$m4:{e  
Class:Hooruy! Tx!mW-Lt  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. lwK Au!l  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 :+u?A  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! TEY%OIzU+  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 :HwB+Bjy  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! 0"ZRJl<)[I  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 7^ER?@:W  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? A_CK,S*\,&  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ 1}'|HAu  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! /S]<MS  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 (A?/D!y  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. 58WL8xu  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 f~t*8rG~m  
Mother:Why ever not? bKiV<&Z5d  
母亲：为什么？ ]x?`&f8i  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! `O*+%/(  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。