School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. ?Ucu#UO
 
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 YNrp}KQ  
Class:Hooruy! AGP("U'u  
学生：万岁！ e(F42;$$  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. 4F3x@H'  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 q_W0/Ki8  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! ,bE$| x'  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 y;?ie]3G  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! fEE /-}d  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 Z+`{7G?4m  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? %Pqk63QF  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ F 09DV<j  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! $eV$2p3H  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 :4S%'d7  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. w=h1pwY  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 f~OU*P>V@  
Mother:Why ever not?  8@{OR"Ec  
母亲：为什么？ 3cS2gxF  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! @4(k(  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。