School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. A@uU*]TqJ8  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 3d>8~ANi=%  
Class:Hooruy! !$u:_8  
学生：万岁！ )J^5?A  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. @7HHi~1JK  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 F8H4R7 8>;  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! Y`NwE  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 ?e{hidg  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! $E/N  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 }~NM\rm  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? w#v-h3XcF  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ }j$tFFVi~  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! ZH)Jq^^RI  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 ^HhV?Iqg  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. hbdB67,  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 Mfn^v:Q#  
Mother:Why ever not? )%q!XM  
母亲：为什么？ Tw,|ZA4XH  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! 6E@TcN~,!  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。