School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. SZwfYY!ft0  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 U}Hmzb  
Class:Hooruy! M>I}^Zp!  
学生：万岁！ +%gh?  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. 4a)qn?<z  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 s_1]&0<  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! *Li;:b"t  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 r2&{R!Fj`  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! =~HX/]zF  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 Q6vkqu5!=  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? $W0lz#s:  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ Jn:GqO  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! Y,&)%Eo<  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 jliKMd<?  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. Y+G4:  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 Bq$bxuhV  
Mother:Why ever not? cc^V~-ph  
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! +w}5-8mH&>  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。