School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. uXG`6|
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老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 +&7[lsD*  
Class:Hooruy! RVgPH<1X@e  
学生：万岁！ PkPDVv  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. &*G5J7%w  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 J8u{K.(*7  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! (xZr ]v ]U  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 tb:,Uf>E  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! M('s|>\l  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 ?Y?gzD  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? YGq=8p7.R  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ ;~Q  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! h&=O-5  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 GSMk\9SI  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. :]CzN^k(1c  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 [%j?.N  
Mother:Why ever not? ?a'6EAErC  
母亲：为什么？ oUJj5iu}  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! <*s"e)XeqF  
母亲：为什么？ ^[{`q9A#d  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。