School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. %E&oe $[B  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 W0sL
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Class:Hooruy! E9j<+Ik  
学生：万岁！ -_5Dk'R#`  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. ZM-P  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 :2S?|7U4  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! 06%-tAq:  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 \UZGXk  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! 99ZWB  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 EMO{u  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? 9AhA"+?  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ erUK;+2g  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! pI
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儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 +vxf_*0;  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. !nkIXgWz  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 r/AOgS  
Mother:Why ever not? ^0|:  
母亲：为什么？ d"db`8 ;S  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! >JE+g[$@  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。