School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. |2TH[J_a  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 \COoU("  
Class:Hooruy! (JOR: 1aT  
学生：万岁！ Zd)LV
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. ,*V%  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 4j+M<g  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! zGd[sjL  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 !RLXB$@`  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! qMVuB
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老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 LhF;A~L  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? p;zT #%  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ 9^sz,auB  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! /3Y"F"`M.  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 ~_CZ1  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. m/g[9Y  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 ;)f,A)(Z  
Mother:Why ever not? o@$pyU8  
母亲：为什么？ I+Qt5Ox  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! /&=y_%VR  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。