School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. 794V(;sW,  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 zcnp?
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Class:Hooruy! ^W+q!pYM9+  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. 8T6.Zhv  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 bR"
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! UT!gAU  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 5RD\XgyN]  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! $Kw)BnV  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 R1u1  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? 6Tjj++b(*  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ t4>%<'>e  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! A82Bn|J  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 hqOy*!8'@  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. @y?<Kv}s  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。  &0! f_  
Mother:Why ever not? 4Rj;lAlwB  
母亲：为什么？ s}yJkQb  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! #~<cp)!3  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。