School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. ojHhT\M`  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 ~9Zh,p;  
Class:Hooruy! ')B =|T)  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. \|CPR6I  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 6cM<>&e  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! !c%  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 t/}L36@+  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! 'It?wB W  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 B[r<m J  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? nqT>qS[Z  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ RctU'T  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! |,b2b2v?  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 zj<ahg%z  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. ((XE\V\}Z  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 m`z7fi
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Mother:Why ever not? / s,tY74'5  
母亲：为什么？ e@
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! dL-i)F  
母亲：为什么？ 6^)rv-L~5y  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。