School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. W{tZX^|  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。  HG?+b  
Class:Hooruy! Fs%`W4/  
学生：万岁！ .SER,],P  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. C c:<F_UI  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 Sp:w _;{#  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! iRlZWgj4^  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 ~"SQwE|  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! Y7r;}^+WY  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 }l[e@6r F  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? G:tY1'5  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ 4_U
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Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! dgoAaS2M  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 OoH-E.lp  

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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. Q[rZ1z  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 UF#!6"C@  
Mother:Why ever not? jga\Ry=nw  
母亲：为什么？ }P.Z}n;Uj  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! _avf
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母亲：为什么？ D_
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。