School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. \5 S^~(iL  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 !vfbgK  
Class:Hooruy! H\vd0DD;  
学生：万岁！ [uLwr$N<%L  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. NP#6'eH\  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 Q%T[&A}3B  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! %$Smei
 
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 5|<jPc  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! nY)H-u^  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 7$zeRYD+  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? [C-4*qOaa2  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ KHO@"+  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! q}xYme4  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. m8ApiGG  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 ATG;*nIP  
Mother:Why ever not? hj4mbL  
母亲：为什么？ F$6JzF$|F  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! Mil+> X0  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。