School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. Sy.%>$z  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 ly!3
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. c5
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老师：今天下午再上半天课。 hTAc}'^$  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! 9&
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学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 :1'1
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Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you!
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老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 r_ 9"^Er  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? z4.|N  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ tm34Z''.>  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! mFpj@=^_G  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 [PrJf"Z "  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. ?~^p:T  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 " d~M\Az  
Mother:Why ever not? r+]a  
母亲：为什么？ BR6HD7G  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! z,qNuv"W  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。