School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. Z5G!ct:W  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 kQdt}o])  
Class:Hooruy! mo]KCi  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. 92W&x'  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 DLE8+NV8   
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! 2R-A@UE2  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 $.6K!x{(  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! ihL/n  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 05\dl  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? \@a$'   
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ Rxpn~QQ  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! K2_Q
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儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 mumXUX  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. rk2xKm^w  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 }|)R   
Mother:Why ever not? 2 mjV
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母亲：为什么？ lB8il2&  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! p(SRjQt  
母亲：为什么？ kW3E =pr  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。