School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. _l{_n2D-  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 U_<k*o@
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Class:Hooruy! y?ypRCgO.u  
学生：万岁！ HA]5:ck  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. uow{a*qd6  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 |ohCA&k%;  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! gX;)A|9e  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 8&c:73=?X  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! buA/G-<e  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 R7 ^f|/l  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? Q+; N(\  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？
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Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! 7[It  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。  .F/
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. rL|9Xru  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 .9@y*_9  
Mother:Why ever not? !;E{D  
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! 6
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。