School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. <'hoN/g  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 B
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. >-w#&T &K  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 h^14/L=|  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! ^.~e  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 U5?QneK  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! cBZJ  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 A2P.5EN  
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母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ 6%wlz%Fp  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! 5EECr \*  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 ,*m|Lt%;R  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. O+=}x]q*y  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 it-2]N
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Mother:Why ever not? z+zEH9.'  
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! tv: mjS  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。