School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. #+$PD`j  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 &}\{qFD;  
Class:Hooruy! '-3K`[  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. n$E$@  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 w}e_17A  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! t. DnF[  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 }ktK*4<k  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! 3ug~m-_  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? ubc k{
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母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ 4M+f#b1  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! U~dqxR"Q  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 W
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. x6
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儿子：我再也不去上学了。 9#kk5)J  
Mother:Why ever not? s4Vju/  
母亲：为什么？ ,fo7. h4{  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! p\Iy)Y2Lf!  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。