School jokes(搞笑在校园)

㈠ ,d38TN  
Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. 6QbDU[  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 zGyRzxFN  
Class:Hooruy! jll:Rh(b  
学生：万岁！ +~aIT=i3  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. \G>C{v;  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 LQ4:SV'3  
}F!Uu KR  
OG?7( UJ  
,52 IR[I<T  
8>#ZU]cG  
fxoEK}TM  
㈡ 7x>^ip"7  
Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! Y z&!0Hfd  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 aK;OzB)  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! G$V=\60a-  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 %A'mXa
tk  
0RMW>v/7kL  
_.V5-iN  
㈢ uGb+ *tD  
Mother:How was your first day at school? ."^\1N(.n  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ H@G$K@L  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! 9?O8j1F  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 w)zJ $l  
*->*p35  
oo &|(+"O_  
㈣ 5;" $X 1{  
Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. U\:Y*Ai  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 2XeyNX  
Mother:Why ever not? I8)D  
母亲：为什么？ ud5}jyJ  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! MooH`2Fd  
母亲：为什么？ [O&}Qk  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。