School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. -h|[8UG^b  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 )Dv;,t  
Class:Hooruy! j."V>p8u$  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. c<q33dZ!*  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 !}mM"|<  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! H
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学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 .pxUO3g  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! 0"\js:-$  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 Tsu\4 cL]  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? Y^#>3T  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ |P9MhfN  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! F`gK6;zp  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 n[a%*i6x  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. _!Z}HCk  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 './qBJ  
Mother:Why ever not? ?6\A$
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! PEtr8J$uB  
母亲：为什么？ bV)h\:oC  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。