School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. 5- Q`v/w;  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 &dSw[C#f  
Class:Hooruy! *qcL(] Yq  
学生：万岁！ =l`xXma  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. Zp|LCE"  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 ? C2 bA5M  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! \~xOdqF/  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 Y[8w0ve-g  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! n3{m "h3  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 t/cjz/]  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? G)l[\6Dn  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ pt8X.f,iA  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! $1(u.Ud  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 !l'Az3'J|  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. ~MY7Ic%  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 @18@[ :d"  
Mother:Why ever not? okX\z[X  
母亲：为什么？ U'LO;s04m  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! A"Rzn1/  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。