School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. ,;~@t:!c  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 w i=&W  
Class:Hooruy! IW5N^J  
学生：万岁！ d6+{^v$#  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. *28:|blbL  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 +?bjP6w_g  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! H#FH'@J  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 \oy8)o/Gb  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! .qD=u1{p9  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 8rpr10;U  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? ^Kfm(E  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ 7]lUPLsl  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! Zil<*(kv{  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 vd#BT$d?  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again.
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儿子：我再也不去上学了。 k btQ  
Mother:Why ever not? )F65sV{  
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! gib'f@i;  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。