School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. uuy0fQQ8ti  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 >_X(rar0  
Class:Hooruy! ePxf.U  
学生：万岁！ D~TK'&  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. "eI">`!g  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 K81&BVx/  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! "||G`%aO+t  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 ;=8@@9  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! ?_/T$b]  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 _3gF~qr  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? fXkemB^)_  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ 3N{ ZX{}  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun!
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儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 Uq2Qh@B  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. j<i:rk|  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 }@g#S@o  
Mother:Why ever not? YZp]vlm~  
母亲：为什么？ N_E:?Jo  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! }sGH}n<9*  
母亲：为什么？ /?:]f  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。