School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. *RE-K36m|u  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 yNf=Kl  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon.  KGwL09)  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 dX}dO)%m{  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! x
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学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 n\al}KG  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! _llaH  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 l0 :xQV`  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? w3UJw  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ t|"d#5'  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! ghR]$SG  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 PBnn,#  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. Ui
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儿子：我再也不去上学了。 =+\oL!^  
Mother:Why ever not? #$)rwm.jW?  
母亲：为什么？ =qQQ^`^F'~  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! )O(Gw-jWE  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。