School jokes(搞笑在校园)

㈠ <r'l5|er  
Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. GF-\WD  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 G&HCOR!h  
Class:Hooruy! 8=U0\<wT  
学生：万岁！ TZk.?@s5  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. 6eh\-+=  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 Bqd'2HQd  
:_FnQhzg  
^%?*u;uU%  
OF)G2>t  
'-7rHx  
IE|$mUabm  
㈡ plRBfw>]N  
Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! Z4 +6'  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 zFqlTUD`t  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! VNcxST15a  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 wjm_bEi  
:q0TS>l  
jr<`@  
㈢ S_VZ^1X]  
Mother:How was your first day at school? u2G{I?  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ eiV[y^?  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! eI7FbOze  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 i0y^b5@MOb  
uwcm%N;I"  
Gb\Nqx(  
㈣ Is $I;`  
Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. ^T#bla893  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 #ONad0T;  
Mother:Why ever not? .m]"lH*  
母亲：为什么？ %&RF;qa2xu  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! <B?@,S>  
母亲：为什么？ -<[MM2Y  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。