School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. 6q`)%"
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老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 8n2;47 a  
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学生：万岁！ {=J:  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. }C["'tLX  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 EAWBgOO8iC  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! tZg)VJQys  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 vy={ziJ  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! "u$XEA  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 87S,6Y  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? #M#$2Vt  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ x)$0Nr62D  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! t3^`:T\  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 q&6|uV])H  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. V)5,E>;EN  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 SEi\H$!  
Mother:Why ever not? ?< yYm;B  
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! 5{DwD{Q  
母亲：为什么？ -U_,RMw~  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。