School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. ()K,~  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 bHx09F]  
Class:Hooruy! r}>8FE9S'H  
学生：万岁！ )EQWc0iKG  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. S8-3Nv'  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 <1i:Z*l.  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! /[ _aw&W}Z  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 ^2C)Wk$  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! -1'O  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 xZ'-G6O "~  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? 3$x[{\ {  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ Wtl/xA_  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! Zj,1)ii  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 >TZ 'V,  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. nymF`0HYe1  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 $7k"?M_  
Mother:Why ever not? -!_f-Nny  
母亲：为什么？ qfJi[8".  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! ./SDZ:5/  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。