School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. CVa?L"lK  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 ()[j<KX{.  
Class:Hooruy! :3oLGiL  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. .66_g@1  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 dc]D 8KX  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! Zo12F**{  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 2PaRbh{"  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! *F_ dP
  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 nKR=/5a4Y  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? w%Bo7 'o)V  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ 8dBG ZwyET  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! +f+#W  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 <"}Gvi  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. D on8x
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儿子：我再也不去上学了。 76'vsg  
Mother:Why ever not? AhNy+p{  
母亲：为什么？ 2{`[<w  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! +^@;J?O  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。