School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. t\7[f >  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 C!bUI8x z  
Class:Hooruy! E+;7>ja  
学生：万岁！ </*6wpN  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. >tW#/\x{  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 }:)&u|d_  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! h(EhkCf  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 +TDw+  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! 6qnzBA7  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 c9h6C  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? z-)O9PV  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ Lw>N rY(Y  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! BnasI;yWb  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 #S"nF@   
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. ?gGHj-HYJ  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 :"/d|i`T  
Mother:Why ever not? G" "ZI$`  
母亲：为什么？ f%}xO+.s  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! s?
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。