School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. 2&e2/KEWR  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 MC 8t"SB  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. ?&ow:OH+  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 G,{=sFX  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! S!LLC{  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 U{ZE|b.?b  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! 4qd =]i  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 )td?t.4
 
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Mother:How was your first day at school? 5s
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母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ 5l(8{,NDt  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! X0
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儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 "8.to=Lx  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. QNN*/n  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 n+sV$*wvS  
Mother:Why ever not? wqB 5KxO  
母亲：为什么？
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! 8\AyKw  
母亲：为什么？ i)@IV]]6yL  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。