School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. 5*A5Y E-  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 6Hb a@Q1`  
Class:Hooruy! H[s+.&^  
学生：万岁！ \WnTpl>B  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. *szs"mQ/  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 4P)#\$d:  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! 3SbZD  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 eLh35tw  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! w0nbL^f  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 /@ g 8MUq7  
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Mother:How was your first day at school?  (t5y$bc  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ 60%fva  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! A0A|cJP
 
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 ]Z\W%'q+  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. S/pU|zV[
 
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 mMZrBz7r  
Mother:Why ever not? ^J^~5q8  
母亲：为什么？ or;VmU8$zb  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! YZOwr72VL  
母亲：为什么？ gzVZPvTPE  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。