School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. sPn[FuT>+s  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 EA9`-xs|  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. 6+(g4MW  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 @FKNB.>  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! HDZB)'I  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 \];0S4SBy  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! V #W,}+_Sz  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 $Zp\^cIE+  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? TaeN?jc5  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ "Q6oPDX(  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! "S.5
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儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 | ?3\xw  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. f4)fa yAVp  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 1X2MhV  
Mother:Why ever not? !`L%wS  
母亲：为什么？ 0Lmq?D  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! B}8xA}<  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。