School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. b|'{f?  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 LI`H,2Km  
Class:Hooruy! Un.u{$
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学生：万岁！  a\@k5?  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. A0f98?j^  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 jMV9r-{*+  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! 1@"os[9  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 lc8zF5  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! \]y /EOT  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 2k]Jkd,E  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? aSVR+of  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ j+6`nN7L  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! pHKGK7 S-  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 (S)jV0  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. qvN`46c  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。  aWTvowA  
Mother:Why ever not? Hph$Z1{  
母亲：为什么？ 7
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! )r|Pm-:A{  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。