School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. D9;2w7v  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 5;
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Class:Hooruy! ]i-peBxw  
学生：万岁！ 0z2A!ap  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. <J`"
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老师：今天下午再上半天课。 3+_ .I{  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! D~~&e<v'1  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 GnlP#;  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! kgX"LQh;[G  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 zqDIwfW  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? |D %m>M6  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？
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Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! NW'rqgG  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 Q2c|sK8  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. gAA2S5th  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 8,Jjv
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Mother:Why ever not? Une,Y4{u  
母亲：为什么？ gBzg'Z  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! o~#cpU4{o  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。