School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. TY %zw6 #p  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 P}5bSQ( a3  
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学生：万岁！ g_c@Kyf  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. sYDav)L.  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 c:0n/DC  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! xJ{r9~  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 I@Hx LEGj  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! iu8Q &Us0P  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 96~y\X@x  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? iQ:eR]7X  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ %?].( Lc  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! %M1l[\N  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 P7=`P  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. `dV2\^*A  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 Ot-P J i  
Mother:Why ever not? o[_,r]%+D  
母亲：为什么？ Oo;]j)z  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! X\Zan$oi  
母亲：为什么？ K\%\p$ZD  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。