School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. E`JW4)AH  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 !J;Bm,X
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Class:Hooruy! ck0%H#BYY  
学生：万岁！ D1-/#QN$1  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. I ]o|mjvs  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 Q]TZyk  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! *cWHl@4  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 7Ji'7$  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you!  N#9N ^#1  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 a+lNX
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Mother:How was your first day at school? \jk*Nm8;  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ _ s}aF  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! NbU4|Oi  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 t^MTR6y+8  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. _GxC|d  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 w=_^n]`R  
Mother:Why ever not? 5TpvJ1G  
母亲：为什么？ `+< ^Svou  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! >2>/ q?  
母亲：为什么？ HN`qMGW^  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。