School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. 5rr7lwWZ  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 x}?y@.sn8  
Class:Hooruy! y4tM0h  
学生：万岁！ O$V 6QJ  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. !vHnMY~AG  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 ?54=TA|5`F  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! vRpMZ)e  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 (wdE@/V  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! x$Ko
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老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 #'^!@+)  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? R] tHd=kf  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ E ~<SEA  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! MUh)  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 s^TF+d?B  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. OkGg4X|9  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 iA3d[%tBb  
Mother:Why ever not? (cAv :EKpo  
母亲：为什么？ ^W5rL@h_  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! B q+RFo  
母亲：为什么？ ~O;!y%  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。