School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. 7+ c?eH  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 W1
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. UZV)A}  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 371E S4  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! L%fWa2P'  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 4((Z8@iX/  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! `W"-jz5#=  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 !\p-|51  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? bBjVot  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ 2t_E\W7w+  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! h$lY,7  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 5^pQ=Sgt  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. 1V
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儿子：我再也不去上学了。 jk)U~KGcg  
Mother:Why ever not? (RGl, x:  
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! LM0TSB?  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。