School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. ][0HJG{{g  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 ^{Mx?]z  
Class:Hooruy! eH1Y!&`  
学生：万岁！ 2gFQHV  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. J/ rQ42d  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 Uvz9x"0[u  

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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! ~[,E i k  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 Ie+z"&0  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! OGae]O<  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 ^(6.P)$  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? 1zl@$ Nt  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？
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Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! ,,,5pCi\  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 }RM?gE  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. [;tbNVZK  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 {qh`8  
Mother:Why ever not? LfK <%(:  
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! z{AfR2L  
母亲：为什么？ JbG+ysn  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。