School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. Zlt,Us`  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 iSfRo31  
Class:Hooruy! C1qlB8(Wh>  
学生：万岁！ \@T;/Pj{[  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. sPl3JP&s  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 )cL`$h4DD  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! ,|;\)tT  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 &m]jYvRc  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! Q4Qf/q;U  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 V&/Cb&~Uw  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? W
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母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ 5
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Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! w'y,$gtX/  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 Uc ; S@  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. l1 _"9a%H  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 r^ '
 
Mother:Why ever not? (\wV)c9  
母亲：为什么？ [M:<!QXw  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! >svx 8CT  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。