School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. T";evM66  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 )WoH>D  
Class:Hooruy! Z#.d7B"  
学生：万岁！ *EuX7LEu_  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. ^SpQtW118  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 1]/;qNEv  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! uX-^9t  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 =dQ[I6  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! uG
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Mother:How was your first day at school? (7qlp*8.s  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ nXn@|J&z~U  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! 3(oMASf  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 AFi_P\X  

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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. }-fHS;/  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 BWxfY^,'&6  
Mother:Why ever not? O7 ;=g!j  
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! H~yHSm 3  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。