School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. ltgc:&=|@  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 #ceaZn|@m  
Class:Hooruy! H~+l7OhV  
学生：万岁！ =9z[[dQ|L  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. <%Ostqj  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 )EL!D%<A  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! e89Xb;;w  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。
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Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! (vB<%l.&  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 Fb4`|  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? +{/*z  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ sp ]zbX?  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! h~(D@/tB  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 ?@6/E<-Z$  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. <]T`3W9  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 [ e8x&{L-_  
Mother:Why ever not? ]b=P=
 
母亲：为什么？ GG0R}',0  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! *JaqTI,e  
母亲：为什么？ ;?6No(/  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。