School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning.  /s^42  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 s5G`?/  
Class:Hooruy! H}_R`S  
学生：万岁！ K0oF=|  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. V=fh;p  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 `<~=6H  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! 1_!?wMo:f  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 IIT[^_g  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! (x\VGo  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 +w.$"dF!  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? m3o -p  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ .Mb0++% W  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! xDl; tFI  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 - 7T`/6  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. #C.  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 cNwHY Z'  
Mother:Why ever not? G9Kck|50  
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! {Ak 4GL  
母亲：为什么？ 'oY#a9~Z{  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。