School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. ;1{S"UY  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 !nuXK  
Class:Hooruy! Q:_pW<^  
学生：万岁！ RG*Nw6A  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. s%4)}w;z  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 Y;&Cmi  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! kf"cd1  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 Vx* =  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! cO(|>&tJ  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 J=4S\0Z*  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? #B+2qD>E  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ &k1Ez  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! )- 2^Jvc  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 Yl-09)7s  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. @ULr)&9  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 XHpoaHyx  
Mother:Why ever not? Fzu"&&>0$  
母亲：为什么？ [gv2fqpP  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! n4Q!lJ  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。