School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. RF\h69]:I  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 3b<;y%  
Class:Hooruy! $^#q0Yx  
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老师：今天下午再上半天课。 Z>W&vDeuN  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! [?)He} _L  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 ,B,0o*qc{K  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! asYUb&Hz88  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 ^pocbmg  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? LlbE]_Z!U%  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ Pm|S>r  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! Dwah_ p8  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 tSunO-\y  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. R=L-Ulhk  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 twql)lbx  
Mother:Why ever not? va;fT+k=  
母亲：为什么？ HgOrrewj  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! C)ebZ3  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。