School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. W]"zctE  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 q.KG^=10  
Class:Hooruy! SN9kFFIPb=  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. ''q@>  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 k$R~R-'  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! Ye"o6_U"  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 oibsh(J3  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! oI0M%/aM  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 [>+4^&  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? 6*PYFf`
  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ B8nf,dj?X  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! 4^p5&5F  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 JmF l|n/H  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. 8UXjm_B^'  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 @)UZ@ ~R  
Mother:Why ever not? 8ZM?)#`@{  
母亲：为什么？ ;+e}aER&9  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! O!mvJD  
母亲：为什么？ 5QW=&zI`=  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。