School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. 1z*]MYU  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 2&P'rmFm  
Class:Hooruy! )82x)c<e  
学生：万岁！ 3:S Ex;d+  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. |3vQmd !2}  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 * \f(E#wa  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! _4.fT  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 _ 57m] ;&  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! Y]ZOvA5W  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 ='YR;  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? -<qci3Ba}  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ rW!P~yk  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! \u:xDS
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儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 wS8qua  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. 3_ObCsJ#,  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 }9{6{TD  
Mother:Why ever not? ,sXa{U  
母亲：为什么？ <+C]^*j  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! HlLF<k~}  
母亲：为什么？ NNSn]LP  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。