School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. Y(rQ032s  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 79)iv+nf\l  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. Iu~(SKr=|$  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 u_ :gqvC=  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! A;C4>U Y  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 O[1Q#  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! ,bzgjw+R5  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 0[g5[?Vy  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? -t`KCf,0  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ fH
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Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! PR7bu%Y*eD  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 p'/%"  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. 9~f RYA*  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 f]Z9=  
Mother:Why ever not? |9CPT%A#  
母亲：为什么？ **9[e[(X  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! K)`l >o1  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。