School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. {qh`8  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 ^TB%| yZ _  
Class:Hooruy! [9$>N  
学生：万岁！ )DoY*'Cl  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. XSZW9/I-(|  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 67f#Z&r2k  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! OZ7MpQ  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 WRD^S:`BH  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! WI~';dK2]  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 k deJB-  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? t1Cyyb  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ rsiG]o=8  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! <;_X=s`f,  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 ~Uga=&  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. =1LrU$\  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 9I.="b=J)  
Mother:Why ever not? g3"`b)M  
母亲：为什么？ [t?ftS  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! _.\p^ HM  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。