School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. d]N_<@tx9  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 Jm"W+! E  
Class:Hooruy! D]N)  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. U}
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老师：今天下午再上半天课。 s_e*jM1  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! )g}G{9M^  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 h0I5zQZm  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! tD4-Llj6  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 I&<'A[vHl  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? wSPmiJ/!  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ qk(bA/+e  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! !!w(`kmn1  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 9vSKIq  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. LXPO@2QF  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 2A9crL$  
Mother:Why ever not? C%CgWO`Xj  
母亲：为什么？ q?@*  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! GSd:Plc%  
母亲：为什么？ \&ki79Ly-  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。