School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning.
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老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 hf<^/@^tK  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. G0{H5_h  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 `^Eae  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! k@D0 {z  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 t"lyvI[  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! ZBG
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老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 jWO/ xX  
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Mother:How was your first day at school?  6vTo*8D  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ j9U%7u]-k  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! \[>9UC%  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 KZe)K_1[  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. $hVYTy~}  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 $W42vjr4  
Mother:Why ever not? b*mKei  
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! L]hXpt  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。