School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. kfqpI  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 (2 T#/$  
Class:Hooruy! `%t$s,TiP  
学生：万岁！  cS D._"P  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. @,x_i8  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 4pmTicA~  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! -ajM5S=d*  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 "t[M'[ `C  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! QP6z?j.  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 May&@x/oMS  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? CY*ngi&  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ Z69+yOJI  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! ''#p47$8<d  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 nE/=:{~Ws  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. t*{,Gk  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 v"z(JF  
Mother:Why ever not? ,f}h}  
母亲：为什么？ z^4KU\/JK  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! `S"W8_m  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。