School jokes(搞笑在校园)

㈠ scLll,~  
Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. \&gB)czEO  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 QbpFE)TYJ|  
Class:Hooruy! D]Xsvv
#  
学生：万岁！ 55c|O  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. q;>7*Y&  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 (+y  
.z}~4BY  
K~ehP[^  
P;]F(in=  
`(/w y  
AoL2@C.C%D  
㈡ :yjKL^G>  
Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! WWHoi{q  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 Qhcu>ra  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! ?]Xpi3k  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 qVwIo.g!  
=xx]@  
'qX|jtdM  
㈢ ..'_o~Ka  
Mother:How was your first day at school? /,Re"!jh  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ j+v=Ul|l  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! 8k1Dj1@0z  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 mk+B9?;cF-  
mZ"4&U  
b |p)9&^r  
㈣ s 15oN  
Son:I''m not going back to school ever again.  0$fpIz  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 hJ~Uf5Q  
Mother:Why ever not? e|WJQd4+S  
母亲：为什么？ ;&-k#PE]/H  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! >y:,9;  
母亲：为什么？ 7!TueP0Zd  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。