School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. 4.kn,s  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 6_9@s*=d>
 
Class:Hooruy! yG#x*\9  
学生：万岁！ 65+2
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. 9Z 6  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 G}WY0FC6  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! ,MLAW  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 w);Bet  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! vBY?3p,0p  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 NPE 4@c_a@  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? \/m-G:|  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ U:aaa  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! ronZa0  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 @GQtyl;q  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. B-$ps=G+z  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 /)Weg1b  
Mother:Why ever not? .z,`{-7U  
母亲：为什么？ "t>H B6^  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! _tnoq;X[  
母亲：为什么？ QA~Lm  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。