School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. H&p:  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 GK1nGdT]  
Class:Hooruy! cHT\sJo`l  
学生：万岁！ 6jgP/~hP>N  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. NQZ /E )f  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 \~+b&  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! kp<Au)u  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 2YY4 XHQS  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! qpCaW0]7  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 EsX(<bx  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? UF-'(  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ 9{j`eAUZl  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! '/6f2[%Y"  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 &I8DK).M+  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. -.MJ3  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 oi,KA  
Mother:Why ever not?  1hi,&h  
母亲：为什么？ glU9A39qx?  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! ^AJ 2Y_}v  
母亲：为什么？ '/ Hoq  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。