School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. ,6f6r  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 bP|-GCKM8  
Class:Hooruy! \<y|[   
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. Nr"GxezU+A  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 0C"2?etMx  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! BvHI}=  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 -- IewW  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! lQt,(@7]  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 !:uh? RW  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? 9\E];~"iP  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ *$JS}Pax  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! :;LaV  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 !>+m46A  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. ymR AQVv  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 )U0I|dx  
Mother:Why ever not? 5l(@p7_+  
母亲：为什么？ ~X'hRNFx~  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! X*bOE}  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。