School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. ble[@VW|  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 #Ic)]0L  
Class:Hooruy! +o-jMvK9  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. TQ5*z,CkS  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 ,8G6q_ud  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! Fj4>)!^kM  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 :T )R;E@  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! WT63ve  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 ?"$Rw32  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? Dl@Jj?zc  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ `3yK<-  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! Z@,[a  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 oju,2kpH7#  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. );;UA6CD  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 @2g <d  
Mother:Why ever not? hjD%=Ri0Z  
母亲：为什么？ gVNoC-n)  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! %2y5a`b  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。