School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. [
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老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 1,M
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. HIvSpO  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 u U>L (  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! sK&kp=zu  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 @F$}/  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! {2D|,yH=  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 X#ud5h  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? D_~;!^  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ -;&I
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Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! ZX1/6|_  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 "Y&   
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. w\eC{,00:  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 /4c`[  
Mother:Why ever not? 4Y2I'~'  
母亲：为什么？ ^H
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! -o`K/f}d  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。