School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. +SV!QMIg  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 k;umLyz  
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学生：万岁！ 6mZpyt  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. 2QHu8mFU  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 aS3-A4  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! yj,+7[)  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 v]drDVJ   
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! yaj1nq!*"  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 w2"]%WS%  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? }LBrk0]  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ UL8"{-`_\  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! ue *mTMN  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 pv|D{39Hs  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. [:Odb?+`F  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 wu0JXB%&^  
Mother:Why ever not? &)Wm rF  
母亲：为什么？ $>~4RXC  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! 'vIVsv<p  
母亲：为什么？ #|xj*+)H  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。