School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. rG}o!I
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老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 pkM_ @K  
Class:Hooruy! '$UlJDZ  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. =0MW+-  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 /0\m;&  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! uJ{N?  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 V2V^*9(wu@  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! nkSYW]aQ1g  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 q_ykB8Ensa  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? vn KKK.E  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ m+s^K{k}  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! htq#( M  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 1#&*xF"  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. Tmg~ZI:MW  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 .3t[M0sd  
Mother:Why ever not? RL[?&L$7^%  
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! '/Hx0]V  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。