School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. & 9?vQq|%  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 )Z;Y,g  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. !t_,x=  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 u>(Q& 25  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! n>eIQaV  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 +}Q4 g]M8  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! z$<6;2  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 {?jdPh  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? \u/5&[;  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ 5Px.G*  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! IB?A]oN1{  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 Xt7'clr  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. cj8r-Vu/N  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 lLJb3[ e.  
Mother:Why ever not? \W\6m0-
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母亲：为什么？ KXM-GIRUG  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! YVaQ3o|!  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。