School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. 3Z7gPU!H=  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 d ]jF0Wx*  
Class:Hooruy! 3EE_"}H>  
学生：万岁！ t[MM=6|Wb  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. imB/P M  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 alBnN<UM  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! ^AERGB\36  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 .kJu17!  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! >;%LW} %  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 b1%w+*d<z  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? hf;S#.k  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ +RnWeBXAT
 
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! XJk~bgO*  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 _,igN>  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. b`f6(6  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 lI@Z)~  
Mother:Why ever not? '$5d6?BC`3  
母亲：为什么？ }g:'K  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! ?[%.4i;-h  
母亲：为什么？ @q{.  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。