School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. &' Ne!o8  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 ^wc"&;=c|  
Class:Hooruy! (<}
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学生：万岁！ /q5v"iX]T  
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老师：今天下午再上半天课。 ak |WW]R  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! QUQu^p  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 7lBAxqr2  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! .QN>z-YA6:  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 \0vr>C  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? cxr=k%~}J  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ N=QfP  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! Y!gCMLL  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 b7wvaRe.  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. }9W4"e2)  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 ?l^1 *Q,  
Mother:Why ever not? zN"J}r:  
母亲：为什么？ elFtBnL'  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! t<|NLk.  
母亲：为什么？ 8@2OJ=`[  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。