School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. y Ide]  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 wqf^n-Ze  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. %%k`+nK~  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 k&\ 6SK/  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! o_ SR  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 qi-!iT(fe  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! {!7 ^w  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 +"2IQme5  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? M}tr*L  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ hKYA5]  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! JGKiVBN  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 rz3!0P
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. M `bEnu  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 .jC-&(R +  
Mother:Why ever not? ^ G(GjW8  
母亲：为什么？ Q[N6#C:(4  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! WD,iY_'7u^  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。