School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. %B$~yx3#  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 A7|!&fi  
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学生：万岁！ 7c9-MP)  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon.  pojQ/  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 e`fN+  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! WhsTKy&E  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 Rw\ LVRd
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Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! p`)(  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 `w1|(Sk$h  

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Mother:How was your first day at school? xJ)hGPrAl  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ y|1,h}H^n  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! ({g7{tUy^H  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 Gk0f#;  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. GtRc7,  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。
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Mother:Why ever not? U)%gzXTZ%  
母亲：为什么？ x'OE},>i  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! tY^MP5*  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。