School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. FKN!*}3  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 =%Yw;%0)Y  
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老师：今天下午再上半天课。 ZvS|a~jO  
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学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 D#~S<>u@  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! <g^!xX<r?  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 tUp'cG  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? D}| 30s?u1  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ Zk4(  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! 3V"y|q  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 o5 fXe}pl@  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. -'sn0_q/e  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 );cu{GY  
Mother:Why ever not? vX'@we7Q{  
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions!
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。