School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. /q[5-96c  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 vz$-KT4e^  
Class:Hooruy! WRIOjQ:  
学生：万岁！ ^K[WFiN}  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. ::?,ZA  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 S\wh *'Y  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! <=O/_Iu(  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 *49({TD6`  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! JdYmUM|K/c  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 "!w$7|%T  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? Jeb"t1.$  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ Gz09#nFZk  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! q!fdiv`  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 x{'3eJ^8  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. 8,VX%CS#q  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 322)r$!"  
Mother:Why ever not? 40?xu#"  
母亲：为什么？
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! D6Q6yNE
  
母亲：为什么？ 27"M]17)  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。