School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. TIvRhbu  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 'mV9{lj7E  
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学生：万岁！ Z4IgBn(Z_}  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. '=P7""mN5  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 %,ngRYxT#  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! tDAhyy73  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 "fq{Y~F%`  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! C!7>1I~5  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 <]G]W/eB'  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? a'\o7_  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ Mfv1Os:ST  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! 41SGWAd#:  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 ? R>h `  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. vB+ '  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 Zdn~`Q{  
Mother:Why ever not? "1,pHR-+R  
母亲：为什么？
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! ;qBu4'C)T  
母亲：为什么？ T9s2bC.z55  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。