School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. yt1dYF0Xq  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 ]7J*(,sp  
Class:Hooruy! ^\7GF
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. !MEA@^$#  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 - sL4tMP  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! n |Q'>  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 3.w &e0Es  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! >N-l2?rE  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 a3C\?5  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? C(&3L[  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ 9@wmngvM*Y  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! q*7:L  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 1)
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. epG!V#I  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 ?b xak  
Mother:Why ever not? fF.sT7Az+  
母亲：为什么？ cXbQ  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! E^? 3P'%^  
母亲：为什么？ ="P&!lu  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。