School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. v z '&%(  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 DlMW(4(  
Class:Hooruy! 81 sG  
学生：万岁！ x+@rg];m  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. N5b!.B x-w  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 Ej8^Zg  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! 'AS|ZRr/  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 b2&0Hx  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! vnZC,J `  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 U|Ta4W`k\  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? _^%,x  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ (M.&^w;`,  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! ^sLdAC  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 Cd}<a?m,  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. IKilr'  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 ^yN&ZI3P&  
Mother:Why ever not? fHd#u%63K  
母亲：为什么？ 57']#j#"hj  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! ;,:`1UI  
母亲：为什么？ +*/Zu`kzX  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。