School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. -wj
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老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 
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学生：万岁！ *PJg~F%  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. *k#M;e  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 1Q ^YaHzuW  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! BI,j/SRK  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 5B'};AQ  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! N{<=s]I%x  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 JS<4%@  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? HV??B :  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ gB\KD{E  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! / 1jb8w'  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 P#g"c.?;  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. ^
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儿子：我再也不去上学了。 6uYCU|JsU  
Mother:Why ever not? ':f
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! /2&jId  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。