School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. ExP25T  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 j]l}K*8(  
Class:Hooruy! FeeWZe0i  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. G*~*2>~  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 Is6']bYh  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! 8~Hs3\Hp  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 )>M@hIV5>  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! '-]BSU  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 [`-O-?=  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? &|\}\+0Z  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ 9"lW"lG!  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! i[\u-TF  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 S@G{|.)2  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. e, 0I~:  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 6N+)LF}P b  
Mother:Why ever not? p>tdJjnt  
母亲：为什么？ ;q&D,4r]  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! $F()`L{Tj  
母亲：为什么？ @gjdyz  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。