School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. I:~L!%  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 J)l]<##  
Class:Hooruy! }/Wd9x  
学生：万岁！ IXSCYqoK  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. }}GBCXAf_  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 Xcq9*!%o  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! k?.HW?=zy  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 %@!Vx  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! %Km_Sy[7']  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 /D[GXX  
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Mother:How was your first day at school?
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母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ VA _O0y2  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! Ih}I`wY-  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 Av*R(d=`  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. &
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儿子：我再也不去上学了。 SnbH`\U"  
Mother:Why ever not? dXh@E7
 
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! Z6&s 6MF  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。