School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. (n05MwKu\  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 T
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Class:Hooruy! Lo\+T+n  
学生：万岁！
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. ,OsFv}v7  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 X#j-Ld{j  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! v=EV5#A  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 nR-`;lrF~  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! +pZ, RW.D  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 m{  .'55  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? ATp7:Q  
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Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! yT%"<m6Y*\  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 9bRlSb@  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. q{5wx8_U  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 YQ9@Dk0R  
Mother:Why ever not? &Ed7|k]H  
母亲：为什么？ XW w=3$  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! _\hZX|:]  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。