School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. DH\0z[  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 TFlet"ge=  
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学生：万岁！ ]:XoRyIZ1[  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. (|klSz_4LM  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 9\_eK,*B  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! %A1o.{H  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 TO]@ Zu1  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! 5z7U1:  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 gOSJM1Mr3  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? ILEz;D{]  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ VVac:  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! d3ZdB4L  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 v%+:/m1  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. e2s]{obf  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 HK,cJahq  
Mother:Why ever not? }wr{W:j  
母亲：为什么？ X' H[7 ^W  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! RJ 8+h  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。