School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. D)G oWt  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 \\EX'L
 
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学生：万岁！ ,62~u'hR5  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. ^}2!fRKAmo  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 Up%XBA  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! ;e_us!Sn  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 ]4B;M Ym*  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! hfJ&o7Dt  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 8r>\scS  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? {QG6ld
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母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ N1Xg-u?ul#  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! %wl:>9]
 
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 v9J1Hha#  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. >lmqPuf  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 aVHID{Gf Z  
Mother:Why ever not? tWl')^  
母亲：为什么？ P_jav0j7g  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! fp
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母亲：为什么？ :BR_
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。