School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. !*N9PUM  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 f2i:I1 p("  
Class:Hooruy! 08`|C)Z!  
学生：万岁！ #Vq9 =Q2  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. :aesG7=O  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 0ns\:2)cEB  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! $.SBW=^V  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 \#{PV\x:Nn  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! @NiuT%#c  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 \CL8~  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? D0D=;k   
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ BzzC|
 
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! 513,k$7  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 4Z"}W!A  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. a5D
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儿子：我再也不去上学了。 ] G&*HMtp  
Mother:Why ever not? %71i&T F  
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! N~v6K}`}  
母亲：为什么？ wVBKVb9N  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。