School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. n_sV>$f-u  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 41R~.?  
Class:Hooruy! X>dQK4!R  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. , wk}[MF  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 n(A;:)W{  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! %m|BXyf]_B  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 B{#Fm6  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! FkMM>X  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 J;fbE8x  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? Z){fie4WM  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ iLdUus!  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! x+sSmW  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 =j_4!^  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. 6/a%%1c1  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 KYhL}C+  
Mother:Why ever not? :hHKm|1FE  
母亲：为什么？ kH06Cb  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! Na\&}GSf^  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。