School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. sqq/b9 uL/  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 &(z8GYBr  
Class:Hooruy! x9XGCr  
学生：万岁！ uAPLT~  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. 1A,4Aw<  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 hEdo,gF*  

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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! N7j]yvE  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 FM@W>+  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! ;-<<1Jz/2  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 1xFhhncf  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? PBPJ/puW  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ &9jUf:gJ0  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! +e{d
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儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 ;GSfN  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. E|8s2t  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 I'6ed`|  
Mother:Why ever not?
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母亲：为什么？ ]aL [  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! #!<+:y'S?  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。