School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. >\ W" 3.  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 gK /K Z8  
Class:Hooruy! e]QkZg2?Yn  
学生：万岁！ l}x{.q7Ul  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. R[QE:#hT  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 jolCR-FDu  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! )lbF'.i  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 @azS)4L  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! 4
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老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 bpkn[K"(  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? MIgIt"M jz  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ rP'oUV_  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! {PU[MHZF  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 ^/c|s!U^  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. 2dC)%]aLme  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 E_
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Mother:Why ever not? R{T4AZ@,'  
母亲：为什么？ .m<-)Kx  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! g$A1*<+  
母亲：为什么？ 8w{V[@QLn  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。