School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. nZ'jjS[!  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 UTu~"uCR  
Class:Hooruy! OwNM`xSa|\  
学生：万岁！ ySiZ@i4  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. T>(X`(  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 v8 =#1YB;  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! hV,T889'  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 'JdK0w#  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! rWNe&gFM  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 "y7\F9  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? %$o[,13=  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ = )3\B  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! #U%HGTE0  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 .kuNn-$  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. 1@'I eywg  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 {#?|&n<  
Mother:Why ever not? 7
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母亲：为什么？ jf;n*  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! b#6mUl2  
母亲：为什么？ ;J+iwS*Z  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。