School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. ?X6}+  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 ]4en|Aq  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. X(*O$B{ R  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 bNVeL$'  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! {#k[-\|;  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 CL4N/
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Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! ~
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老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 ~8u *sy  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? XgHJ Oqt  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ -"dt3$ju  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! e@ZM&iR  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 pcwYgq#5  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. "O4A&PJD  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 r9})~>   
Mother:Why ever not? r.\L@Y<  
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! % (y{S
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。