School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. J1kG'cH05  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 cx?t C#t  
Class:Hooruy! +~lZ]a7k  
学生：万岁！ i9?$BZQ[R  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. (rV#EA+6[`  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 aW-'Jg=@H^  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! IM:*uv  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 .[Ezg(U}ze  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! .c~`{j}  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 &Pu}"M$[MH  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? ydFZ$W_}w  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ Q%6Lc.i  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! Ht.0ug  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 O?|st$g  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. |7XV!D!\g  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 DuJbWtA  
Mother:Why ever not? S~auwY,<  
母亲：为什么？ 6A$ \I44  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! cl s-x@ Kd  
母亲：为什么？ Q$_S/d%*  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。