School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. s-"oT=  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 I #8TY/XP  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. r 1x2)  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 $FM:8^  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! ^2}p%j>  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 4Y `=`{Q  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! lKyeG(  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 =_:Mx'7  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? 1 LUvs~Qu  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ @5:#J!  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! }*>xSb1  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 3Q\k!$zq  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. \{K~x@`  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 ^9`S`Bhp  
Mother:Why ever not? h(MNH6B1  
母亲：为什么？ `\Ye:$q  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! ]~d!<x#+  
母亲：为什么？ #-{^={p"  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。