School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. ){Ciu[h  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 p(H)WD  
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学生：万岁！ "%}Gy>;  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. N[a ljC-R  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 Gdf1+mi  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! n{.*El>{  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 W?"2;](  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! kyRh k\X  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 /jZaU`  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? ^&`
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母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ *;OJ~zT  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! [V> :`?  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 C-a*EG  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. ;T5,T   
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 6Q
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Mother:Why ever not? ~),;QQ,  
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! o273|*  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。