School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning.  =}1~~  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 Lh5+fk~i~8  
Class:Hooruy! l<+,(E=  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. _ZvX"{y~  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 EWvid4QEi  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! i~M.F=I5  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 {
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Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! N'1[t  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 ,hcBiL/  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? R|
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母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ VE+p&0  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! ohG43&g~  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 zJym`NF  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. O
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儿子：我再也不去上学了。 -ZMl[;OM  
Mother:Why ever not? <H(AS'  
母亲：为什么？ # v/aI*Rl  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! b9!J}hto,  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。