School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. QXkA%'@'  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 j*DPW)RkKX  
Class:Hooruy! LlX)xJ  
学生：万岁！ |C4fg6XDL  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. Pzs
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老师：今天下午再上半天课。 d)AYY}pw  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! -+WAaJ(b  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 {zb'Z Yz  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! cZh0\DyU  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 .C^P6S2oJ  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? ;b{#$#`=  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ Q VTL}AT2:  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! =?OU^u`C  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 OXQ*Xpc  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. xWG@<}H  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 M|DMoi8x  
Mother:Why ever not? kOQ)QX  
母亲：为什么？ I0}.!  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! ukR0E4p  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。