School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. WxE^S ??|  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 Dq
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Class:Hooruy! }253Q!f  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. ko7*9`  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 '>"
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! A,H|c="  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 9sQ#v-+Yx  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! YZ0y_it)  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 'ptD`)^(  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? ?^X e^1(  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ v,eTDgw  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! Q$`u=-h|  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 j]6c_r3
 
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. Sd9%tO9mf  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 n1E^8[~'  
Mother:Why ever not? l<DpcLX  
母亲：为什么？ :nLhg$wMs  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! ,ve$bSp  
母亲：为什么？ [(81-j1v  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。