School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. 1]a\uq}  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 Yb\d(k$h  
Class:Hooruy! 2jF}n*[OW  
学生：万岁！ : G'a
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. x~QZVL=:  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 4MrUo9L$s  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! \h/)un5  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 lhX4MB"  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! Qp9QSyMs}  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 to
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Mother:How was your first day at school? !l5@L\  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ n_(f"Uv  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! ! u@JH`  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 R|92T*h  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again.  7LB%7~{<  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 :F_>`{  
Mother:Why ever not? 0oe2X1.%  
母亲：为什么？ WRrg5&._q  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! `!xI!Y\  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。