School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. Q$3\ /mz  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 i[2bmd!H
 
Class:Hooruy! (zs4#ja2,  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. <g3du~  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 rQcRjh+E H  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! wc7mJxJxA  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 .0 s[{x  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! b46[fa  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 Np|'7D  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? ^"O{o8l>2  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？  (# 6<k  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! =% q?Cr  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 pHen>BA[  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. "U%n0r2  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 EjR_-8@FK  
Mother:Why ever not? CxbSj,  
母亲：为什么？ yn/?= ?0  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! I*A0?{  
母亲：为什么？ 3Q'[Ee2-3  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。