School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. <}B]f1zX  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 )L^WD$"'Q  
Class:Hooruy! :egSW2"5S  
学生：万岁！ ,Kdvt@vle  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. R`/nsou  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 3"q%-M|+Q  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! D<nTo&m_  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 >j\zj] -"  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! ah
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老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 ~Fisno  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? RN!oflb  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ .w&{2,a3  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! Lw-)ijBW  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 cC>.`1:  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. 0*h\/!e  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 _:=w6jCk  
Mother:Why ever not? KLbP;:sr  
母亲：为什么？ oA73\BFfP  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! #B>Hq~ vrC  
母亲：为什么？ 7CNEP2}:R  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。