School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. `.[hOQ7
 
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 GlD@Ud>o)  
Class:Hooruy! nJ2l$J<  
学生：万岁！ a$9UUH-|  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. h3O5DP6~  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 UPJgTN*  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! TD\QX2m  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 Lg9ktRKK  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! hkW"D<ii-  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 T 0^U ]C  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? ;&:UxmTf  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ yfP&Q
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Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! QKHmOVh]  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 rZ
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. 6p1TI1(  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 >E)UmO{S  
Mother:Why ever not? I<[(hPQ
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! \a|gzC1
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。