School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. >J|I  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 WUMx:a0!  
Class:Hooruy! wlmi&kq  
学生：万岁！ -9\O
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. ,m9Nd "6\  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 bvk+i?{H  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! Vt*Duh+4  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 C5*j0}  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! z@{|Y;s  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 i=#r JK=  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? &B/cy<;y,  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ 'h([Y8p{  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! I7hPE7V+1  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 VsNqYFHes&  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. Hvnak{5  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 sO~N2  
Mother:Why ever not? hSQP '6  
母亲：为什么？ U]@t\T3W  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! @L,T/m-HF  
母亲：为什么？ P (_:8|E  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。