School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. G<zwv3  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 -vo})lO  
Class:Hooruy! PudS2k_Qv  
学生：万岁！ R`5.[?Dt  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. 4d4ZT?V[  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 6xmZXpd!  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! dA}-]  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 x M/+L:_<  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! Ys9[5@7  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 T9|m7  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? ;3coP{  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ wYXQlxdy  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! :wyno#8`-
 
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 Vi
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. sRR(`0Zp  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 G^|:N[>B  
Mother:Why ever not? oAVnK[EMq`  
母亲：为什么？ wc@X.Q[  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! e`_LEv  
母亲：为什么？ &ee~p&S,>  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。