School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. %ts^Z*3u  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 K.<.cJE  
Class:Hooruy! )L{ghy  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. l/TjQ*
 
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 ,2
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! kft#R#m  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。  McH>"`  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! 3s\.cG?`r  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 3$.deYa$R  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? {"oxJ`z4  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ "Ve.cP,7(  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! CYYkzcc^  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 `ps)0!L L`  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. \%PaceH  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 1XM^8 .;  
Mother:Why ever not? ku$$ 1xq  
母亲：为什么？ S}APQ  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! JD@J[YY5R  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。