School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. V_~lM
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老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 sn:VMHrOT  
Class:Hooruy! j_g(6uZhz3  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. XF(D%ygeC  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 =Iop  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! {BJ>x:2  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 eX#.Zt]  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! 9o>D Uc  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 CPy>sV3Ru0  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? c
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母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ q{&c?l*2  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! oH=?1~e  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 ,]1f)>  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. 4E.9CjN1>  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 ^(:~8 h  
Mother:Why ever not? %l!A%fn(  
母亲：为什么？ 'EIe5
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! l[i4\ CT  
母亲：为什么？ \#%GVru!  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。