School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. 3vx5dUgl,  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 USgZ%x
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Class:Hooruy! up+W[#+  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. u{#}Lo>B #  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 G-`4TQ  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! cj ?aCVa  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 rG7E[kii  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! ;pk4Voo$  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 p,_,o3@~  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? Lhg4fuos@)  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ ckR>ps[u  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! L$R"?O7  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 { +d](+$  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. #2*l"3.$.R  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 P2
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Mother:Why ever not? CPJ8G}4  
母亲：为什么？ a7?z{ssEi  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! =Uy;8et  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。