School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. jtc]>]6i  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 6j
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Class:Hooruy! 9mTJ|sN:e  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. v^ VitLC  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 :G%61x&=Zc  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! v,>Dbxn  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 @t_=Yl2
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Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! 'AH0ww_)n  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 DN57p!z
 
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Mother:How was your first day at school? 2a Q[zK  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ 8c^TT&  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! rCdu0 gYT  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 b2&0Hx  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. YGCL2Y  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 GDiBl*D  
Mother:Why ever not? p4 ^yVa  
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! %aVq+kC h  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。