School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. FOc|*>aKP  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 |PI)A`  
Class:Hooruy! '7t|I6$ow  
学生：万岁！ % Oz$_Xe  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. D DQs42[  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 I88Zrhw  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! cES;bwQ  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 %)8d{1at  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! `b#/[3  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 n"mJEkHE  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? VPWxHVf  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ l8er$8S}  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! XIqv{w  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 GXarUjs  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. TG4\%S$w  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 CKx\V+\O  
Mother:Why ever not? Sc%aJ1  
母亲：为什么？ v$[ @]`  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! c
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。