School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. F>GPi!O  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 e X6o7a  
Class:Hooruy! Q<KF<K'0hg  
学生：万岁！ GMB3`&qh  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. ewWw  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 gtT&97tT<  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! 1hzf+*g  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 U@D\+T0  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! Spin]V  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 C](djkA$  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? 0d1!Q!PH3  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ S!b?pl  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! p.b#RY  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 2 /*z5  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. v`G}sgn  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 lCBH3-0^  
Mother:Why ever not? sx]{N  
母亲：为什么？ ;=k{[g 'gv  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! -yb7s2o  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。