School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. ~6:LUM  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 Wt+y-ES  
Class:Hooruy! cUZ!;*  
学生：万岁！ bmO__1  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. 3KG)6)1*  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 4ljvoJ}xjr  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! |.8d,!5w}  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 kg?T$}O  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! 11B{gUv.]  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 Y-%l7GErhL  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? qXU:A-IdIl  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ FI`nRFq)C  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! oBRm\8 2|  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 8tV=fSHd  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. i9&K  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 7#Uz*G\iZ  
Mother:Why ever not? hB P$9GR  
母亲：为什么？ C`2*2Y%xkG  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! IYf
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母亲：为什么？ >?>ubM`,  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。