School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. A{!D7kwTz~  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 F^v <z)x  
Class:Hooruy! 2bB&/Uumsd  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. G%V*+Ond  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 -I'@
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! dh~+0FZ{A  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 nI-^  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! 5jpb`Axj#  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 UY
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Mother:How was your first day at school? o+H;ZGT5H  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ gZFtV  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! \9*,[mvC
 
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 9K>
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. A&
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儿子：我再也不去上学了。 )1KlcF  
Mother:Why ever not? m#E%, rT  
母亲：为什么？ e7j30Iy  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! Y6|8;2E  
母亲：为什么？ a8#6}`|C?  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。