School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. >)N#n`  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 <!+o8z]  
Class:Hooruy! ;m5M:Z"  
学生：万岁！ {'b8;x8h  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. TWs|lhC7!  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 yq<YGNy!  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! z N t7DK  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 t{7l.>kf  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! b~Ruhi[E  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 ]Yj>~k:K  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? E$1^}RGT)  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ 9:Y:Vx
  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! [%@zH
  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 cr/|dc'  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. l~=iUZW<  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 :rj78_
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Mother:Why ever not? 7'8O*EoB'  
母亲：为什么？ bo*q{@Ue  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! m!2Dk#t  
母亲：为什么？ C{ti>'"V  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。