School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. (iGk]Rtzt  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 SS O$.rp  
Class:Hooruy! k\Oy\z@  
学生：万岁！ ):&A\nb  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. I'BoP  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 2j H`  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! 0 '~Jr\4  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 Pp:(PoH  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! ]ss0~2  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 sL~TV([6/  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? u q:>
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母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ s}`ydwSg8  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! !zvKl;yT  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 it5].A&  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. bL!NT}y`  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 f'aUo|^?  
Mother:Why ever not? "2 ma]Ps  
母亲：为什么？ R"!.|fH6  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! +=|Q'V  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。