School jokes(搞笑在校园)

㈠ -gB9476-  
Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. h.jO3q
 
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 m[DCA\Mo@  
Class:Hooruy! 9>k_z&<  
学生：万岁！ XiO~^=J  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. +SNjU"x  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 g\]~H%2 ,  
Vrn+"2pdJ  
:5[1Iepdn  
@! {Y9k2  
e+<'=_x {  
.]YTS
 
㈡ 7
q(A&  
Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! a.2Xl}2o5  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 $pJw p{kN  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! t.Yf8Gy  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 (v}4,'dS  
i]15g@  
_=_<cgy1u  
㈢ txik{' :  
Mother:How was your first day at school? i:60|ngK  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？  7 T  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! 722:2 {  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 (vFO'jtcB-  
Y/ I32@  
k}0b7er=R  
㈣ "1Y'VpKm(~  
Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. yT-qT_.  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 a4&Aw7"X  
Mother:Why ever not? s63!]LDr  
母亲：为什么？ [H@71+_Q  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! ~L4L|q 7  
母亲：为什么？ TPVB{ 107  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。