School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. T+@i;M   
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 Yq6 @R|u  
Class:Hooruy! CYgokS\=,  
学生：万岁！ ZxSFElDD]E  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. <tFq^qB  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 (,#m+  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! KFHZ3HZ:>  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 _7Y-gy#\a  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! =3QhGFd  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 8`urkEI^r  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? V~j^   
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ OxGfLeP.R!  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! 1L4-;HYJm  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 1b3k|s4   
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. 'LPyh ;!f  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 te-xhJ&K  
Mother:Why ever not? +] ;WN  
母亲：为什么？ 6`Tx meIP  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! M' z.d  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。