School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. b['Jr% "O  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 fk-zT
 
Class:Hooruy! W6f?/{Oo8  
学生：万岁！ [*zB vj}G
 
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. HFYN(nz}[  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 qPsf
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test!
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学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 >mRA|0$  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! i-Ck:-J  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 B3[;}8u>  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? d5&avL\  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ -g8G47piX:  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! X3zkUMk  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 -'btKz*9  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. ]kUF>Wp
 
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 BL1$~0  
Mother:Why ever not? EhDKh\OY5  
母亲：为什么？ .}gGtH,b3  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! ihjs%5Jo%  
母亲：为什么？ MHo(j%I1E  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。