School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. zDD  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 \mp2LICQg  
Class:Hooruy! BIQQJLu  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. NeI#gJ1A  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 >6X$iBb0
 
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! K;L6<a A#  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 !c2<-3e  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! O su 75@3  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 Rz03he  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? h/s8".\  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ td!Y
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Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! 0bz':M#k &  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 >~}}*yp  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. ~rfUqM]I   
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 ]broU%#"  
Mother:Why ever not? F2)\%HR  
母亲：为什么？ z*ly`-!  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! D~Rv"Hh  
母亲：为什么？ Y@l>4q")  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。