School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. DGF5CK
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老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 CL;}IBd a  
Class:Hooruy! 
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学生：万岁！ ~2N"#b&J  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. _
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老师：今天下午再上半天课。 qLG&WB  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! yu|8_<bq  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 FUb\e-Q=  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! +Q)XH>jh  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 !zpRrx_  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? yYYSeH  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ EGS)b  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! (gU!=F?#m  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 T/~f~Zz  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. ]^7@}Ce_  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 ^|(LAjet  
Mother:Why ever not? wv1iSfW  
母亲：为什么？ 5m 4P\y^a  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! =R|HV;9 h  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。