School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. Es.toOH$S  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 73'U#@g6  
Class:Hooruy!  R4&|t  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. 2$o2.$i81  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 &>&dhdTQ  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! XR{5]lKt_  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 v< 65(I>  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! TSc~$Q]  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 2E@C0HaL  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? %Nwyx;>9^K  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ :6 Hxxh  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! o8~f  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 I ybl;u  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. D)H?=G  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 IeRl6r%:  
Mother:Why ever not? ZTQ$Ol+{q  
母亲：为什么？ NYSj^k;^(z  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! -IpV'%nX;  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。