School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. 6 15s5ZA  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 CzCQFqXI  
Class:Hooruy! Sn4[3JV$l  
学生：万岁！ hwN?/5  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. r7]zQIE  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 G`fC/Le  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! \#-
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学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 }]n$ %g(  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! |tR
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老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 l {jmlT  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? .h&k jD  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ /xGmg`g<#  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! VhjM>(  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 7QKr_  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. "YdEE\  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 \Y6WSj?E  
Mother:Why ever not? 2aJ
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! V-n&oCS+f  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。