School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. J:dNV<A^  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 |k<5yj4?  
Class:Hooruy! (AT)w/  
学生：万岁！ vpP8'f.  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. :auq#$B  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 -ze@~Z@  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! 7!q.MOYm  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 x?2y^3<5  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! 3gz4c1 s^:  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 Q@- 
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Mother:How was your first day at school? 2rqYm6  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ j12khp?  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! o%l|16DR  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 N Bpf  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. gro@+^DmT  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 ?q hme   
Mother:Why ever not? oT[8Iu  
母亲：为什么？ }zqYn`ffD  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! H:`
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。