School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. k(\HAIW  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 5@j?7%_8  
Class:Hooruy! ".v9#|  
学生：万岁！ i>T{s-3v  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. +n9&q#ah  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 ^/R@bp#<  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! '.atbl  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 m*P~X*St  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! 9R>A,x(
  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 /j -LW1:N  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? NNutpA}s  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ 3-32q)8  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! UOF5&>MLb  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 S~YrXQ{_>-  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. w[PW-m^`  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 {FQ dDIj#  
Mother:Why ever not? oX3Q9)  
母亲：为什么？ xi;SKv;p  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! B_`A[0H  
母亲：为什么？ p(nC9NGB  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。