School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. MDCwgNPiQW  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 \3T[Cy|5|  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. YBL.R;^v  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 'HJ<"<  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! 5[]Yxl  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 Q@[(0R1  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! w
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老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 :xk+`` T  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? 5|Oj\L{  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ ,I
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Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! 5p ,HkV  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。  v>s,*  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. a7aj:.wi  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 +v/-qyA  
Mother:Why ever not? K{:[0oIHc  
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! Kw(S<~9-@  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。