School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. {k_\1t(/  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 F8?2+w@P  
Class:Hooruy!
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学生：万岁！ /x ?@Mn>  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. fe/;U=te  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 .b3h?R*&  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! c#{lXS^  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 =6Ok4Z  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! iF^qbh%%E  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 ^:{8z;w!(  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? lfHN_fE>Mq  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ 7s?#y=M  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! 7! >0  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 FAdTm#tgW]  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. `CS\"|z  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 FE!jN-#  
Mother:Why ever not? GLtWo+g0  
母亲：为什么？
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! H_RfIX)X  
母亲：为什么？ gvuv>A}vJ  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。