School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. X{^}\,cVtG  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 } %'bullT  
Class:Hooruy! k"N(o(  
学生：万岁！ ^T.E+2=>z  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. o0ZM[0@j  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 Sggq3l$Qc  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! ~Xlrvb}LP  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 x'zBK0i  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! l_j4DQBRV  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 O}[PJfvBHo  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? [DHoGy,P  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ {T'GQz+R"  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! K
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儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 yIb,,!y9{  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. 5/QRL\  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 cE iu)2*e  
Mother:Why ever not? SI_iI71  
母亲：为什么？ v_S4hz6w\  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! zKFp5H1!%+  
母亲：为什么？ eh*6cQ.0  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。