School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. "73*0'm  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。
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Class:Hooruy! V.{HMeE4  
学生：万岁！ s?HK2b^;D  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. =0?5hxMd  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 lo!pslqsn  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! {ENd]@N*  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 fNLO%\G~2  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! z]9t 5I  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 n{N0S^h  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? jOT/|k  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ {_b2!!p  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! MH#Tp#RG  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 Y/J~M$9P,  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again.
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儿子：我再也不去上学了。 se.HA  
Mother:Why ever not? A5j?Yts  
母亲：为什么？ J&j5@  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! by+xK~>  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。