School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. 39'X$!  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 {\ A_%  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. l!xgtP K  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 ,^UcRZ8.H  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! [N'r3  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 d#x8O4S%i2  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! nhB^Xr=  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 E&}H\zt#  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? BA`kxL
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母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ *fOS"-CL  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! F#zQQ)(Pf  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 i4 y(H  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. NZC<m$')  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 U"jUMOMZ;  
Mother:Why ever not? <m|FccvQ  
母亲：为什么？ roK4RYJ7)  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! MVu[gB  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。