School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. Sr_h
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老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 K /%5\h  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. 4N= gl(  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 &wN}<Ge6  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! aOQT-C[ O  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 keStK8  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! f1?%p)C  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 8VuLL<\|  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? I3}]MAE  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ B\qy:nr j  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! >/NegJh'F}  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 }^P"R[+4u  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. P% 8U  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 3,#v0#  
Mother:Why ever not? Ndyo)11z
 
母亲：为什么？ E`{DX9^  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! ]z
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。