School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. !fZxK CsQ  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 4B) prQ3  
Class:Hooruy! !bQ5CB  
学生：万岁！ zE<}_nA  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon.  MgA6/k  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 u{HB5QqK  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! F$d`Umqs;P  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 /']Gnt G.  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! ?L'ijzP  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 2nk}'HBe  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? ] OR]  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ A07FjT5w8  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun!
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儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 )abo5   
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. _Nlx)YR  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 iB{O"l@w  
Mother:Why ever not? i,,UD  
母亲：为什么？ /,wG$b+  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! >wZ!1Jq  
母亲：为什么？ CJ?Lv2Td  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。