School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. p
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老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 rDYq]`  
Class:Hooruy! o0wep&@  
学生：万岁！ 7@DinA!  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. =I/J !}.  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 .#h]_%  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! ORx,n7
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学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 igz:ek`  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! Sjr(e}*  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 `bT{E.(T  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? @;<w"j`r  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ ]jHB'Y  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! 317Buk  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 ]V@!kg(p8  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. [1nI%/</>  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 fJE k
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Mother:Why ever not? ooZ7HTP|  
母亲：为什么？ $zmES tcm  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! 2z[Pw0#V
 
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。