School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. kg^0%-F  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 Nnh\FaI  
Class:Hooruy! "'z}oS  
学生：万岁！ E5^\]`9P  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. C.S BJ  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 :|W=2(>  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! ,->K)Rs;  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 &4-;;h\H  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! Ah2 {kK  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 |HmY`w6*z  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? B.; qvuM~  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ E]mm^i`|  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! 4QA~@pBX^{  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 eNd&
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. kkjugm{D7  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 p*b_"aF1  
Mother:Why ever not? e-rlk5k%f  
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! 2Xe1qzvo  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。