School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. .yb=I6D;<3  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 G~KYFNHr  
Class:Hooruy! tW}At  
学生：万岁！ nv_9Llh=z  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. OzS/J;[PO[  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 Rg~F[j$N  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! =w2_1F"  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 /'Q2TLy=  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! xBg.QV  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 CCU<t Q  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? Tb<}GcwJ  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ 52#Ac;Y  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! L}\~)  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 L1YiXJ,T,  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. *g!7P
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儿子：我再也不去上学了。 5;q{9wvqO  
Mother:Why ever not? 0. mS^g,M-  
母亲：为什么？ /L*JHNu"_  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! .l +yK-BZ  
母亲：为什么？ BSHtoD@e7  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。