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1.Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary, we hear you coming." Ewg5s?2|  
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　　一家消声器店外："根本不用预约，我们听到你来了！" aDr46TB`J  
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　　2.Outside a hotel: "Help! We need inn-experienced people." :$eg{IXC"  
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　　酒店门外："帮帮忙！我们缺少常住小酒馆的人。" :i'jQ<|wZN  
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　　3.On a desk in a reception room: "We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just left." -?)` OHc^  
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　　接待室的桌上："三个一轮！我们要毫不留情地赶走第三个推销员！注：第二个刚刚离开。"
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　　4.In a veterinarians waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes, Sit! Stay!" Q5R7se_  

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　　兽医的候诊内："稍候5分钟。趴下，别动！" G}.t!"  
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　　5.At the electric company: "We would be de-lighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't you will be." z>_jC+  
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　　在电气公司："如果你送来钞票，我们会很高兴；如果你不送，就会被断电。" &gIDcZ  
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　　6.On the door of a computer store: "Out for a quick byte." bvM\Qzc!<3  
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　　电脑专卖店门上："出去找一个更快的字节。" $O|J8;"v  
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　　7.In a restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up." B5%N@g$`j  
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　　餐馆橱窗："别饿着肚子傻呆在那儿，进来吧，吃顿饱饭！" S].=gR0:  
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　　8.Inside a bowling alley: "Please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop." C`|'+  
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　　在保龄球馆："保持安静，我们需要倾听大头针落地。" gB\ a  
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　　9.In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully, we'll wait." iRwqt-WZ  
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　　在墓地的前院："开车当心，我们会等着你的。" S9Kay'.aJ(  
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　　10.In a counselors office: "Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional. ^s'ozCk 0  
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　　在咨询师办公室："变老是由上帝控制的，变聪明是由自己控制的。