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2.Outside a hotel: "Help! We need inn-experienced people." S.iUiS"
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4.In a veterinarians waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes, Sit! Stay!" HW_2!t_R
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5.At the electric company: "We would be de-lighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't you will be." O.Dz} [w
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在电气公司："如果你送来钞票，我们会很高兴；如果你不送，就会被断电。" P*Jk 8MK#G
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6.On the door of a computer store: "Out for a quick byte." 2y$DTMu
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电脑专卖店门上："出去找一个更快的字节。" ](- [
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7.In a restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up." nx`W!|g$`
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8.Inside a bowling alley: "Please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop." jMR9E@>~E
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在保龄球馆："保持安静，我们需要倾听大头针落地。" [KO\!u|?YS
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9.In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully, we'll wait." ss|n7
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在墓地的前院："开车当心，我们会等着你的。" b0%#=KMi
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10.In a counselors office: "Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional. }EfRYE$E
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