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3.On a desk in a reception room: "We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just left." m_\CK5T_
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4.In a veterinarians waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes, Sit! Stay!" Y <a/(`
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5.At the electric company: "We would be de-lighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't you will be." i,;Q
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在电气公司："如果你送来钞票，我们会很高兴；如果你不送，就会被断电。" e<iTU?eJM
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6.On the door of a computer store: "Out for a quick byte." Nm OQ7T
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电脑专卖店门上："出去找一个更快的字节。" Haq 23 K
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7.In a restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up." IQ2<Pinv
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餐馆橱窗："别饿着肚子傻呆在那儿，进来吧，吃顿饱饭！" JK,#dA#
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8.Inside a bowling alley: "Please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop." HV>|f' 45
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在保龄球馆："保持安静，我们需要倾听大头针落地。" a` /[\ K6
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9.In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully, we'll wait." t@4 X(i0
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在墓地的前院："开车当心，我们会等着你的。" - VR u^l#
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10.In a counselors office: "Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional. MKoN^(7
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