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在电气公司："如果你送来钞票，我们会很高兴；如果你不送，就会被断电。" >r5s>A[YC
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6.On the door of a computer store: "Out for a quick byte." szU_,.\
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8.Inside a bowling alley: "Please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop." -@yu 9=DT
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9.In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully, we'll wait." k&SI -jxj
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10.In a counselors office: "Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional. f<v:Tg.[
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