Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
)4&cph'; VhNz8) 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
Iyyh!MVF 3.qTLga|} One should love animals. They are so tasty.
lgb?)= q5#J~n8Wr 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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O/<K!;(@? ,L`$09\ 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
p8]68!=W\F |Z*J/v'@p Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
}5(Ho$S( ka3u&3" 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
vo#UtN:q D`VM6/iQR Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
ph-ATJ" PZ*pQ=` 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
%Jrt4sg[j- Mv6-|O The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
di>cMS 4 c L*~J%7 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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6Z< 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
sUU{fNC6| x(eb5YS Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
qIAoA. gwWN%Z" 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
>b]S3[Q( dtcIC0:[ Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
6#Q K%[1!> Qu]z)";7 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
4'LB7}WG mD/MJt5 Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
7Ddaf> FGh]S-A 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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E,f>1meN= p^'3Odd|O “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
%C=]1Q=T) |e2be1LD There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
}eRD|1 WuZ/C_ 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
w18y}mS"H :"!9_p(,, “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
14"J d\M8 ](^(=% 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
1M}&Z H :G<E^<M\)^ “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
!1G ."fo (1NA 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
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?:L:EW8 hjQ~uqbg 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
I*`* Q$ h`H,a7 When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
+fnK/%b PxfY&;4n! 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
z$kenhFG/ {4-[r#R<M A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
Yp:KI7 ($~RoQ=0S 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
v= N!SaK{ w&x!,yd; The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
QurW/a ZPD[5)~ 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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