Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
[_6_A O(Z 8#NtZ 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
P3se"pP h}fz`ti U One should love animals. They are so tasty.
{Y-<#U~iH uc9t0]o=h 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
}yZ9pTB.?E wjW>#DE Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
/n;-f%dL 7?<.L 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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A-H Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
:4s{?IY)l W]MKc&R 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
\xG>>A% a5jc8S> Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
Pn|A>.)z ve[` 0 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
}eh<F^ /tI8JXcUK The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
_MQ) X@KF}x's 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
wYy=Tl-N P3X;&iT Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
SskvxH+7 b,"gBg 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
- &u]B$ ^6j: lL Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
(c;F%m| 9qS~-'&q# 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
umZy=KHj i[1K~yXq: Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
|PR8P!' l&l&eOE 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
\M0-$&[+Z o?(({HH Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
HwTb753 Bfe#, 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
Zp@j*P 3)\jUVuj “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
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ZDEz&{3U; C+ar]Vi There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
-xs@rV` aphfzo 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
2noKy}q CT5\8C “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
\]RPxM:_> "(bnr0 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
u#(VR]u\7 lId}sf “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
~q]@Jp 2;h4$^`dt 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
O@.C.5Ep BUcPMF%\y: God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
,z<J`n @qj4rt" 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
~[n]la *IBT!@*Q& When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
)CgKZ" +tO mKY 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
"#zSk=52z wEd+Ds]$ A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
g7\MFertR^ JX4uH>6 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
f</'=k y04md A6< 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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[ 此贴被嘻唰唰主义在2006-04-06 12:55重新编辑 ]