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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. ! yxb<
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One should love animals. They are so tasty. "-hgeQX
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. *) wp
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Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught. &L/C:<.
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. GL /\uq
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. ?XHJCp;f
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每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。 $Ec;w~e
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 9Dpmp|
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. t*DM^.@
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. m:h]nm
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. mb&b