Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
v[TYc:L= `^(jm 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
Um)>2|rp} 6 CC &Z> One should love animals. They are so tasty.
z305{B:Y =39 ?:VoD 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
Olfn Kzb`$CGK Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
K9[e> #5&jt@NS 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
%d m-?` G\/"}B:( Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
?Pwx~[<1"" C#i UP|7hh 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
F52B~@. dQgk.k Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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fd8!KO DjCx~@ The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
Jqr)V2Y -6=<#9R 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
~vgA7E/XV u/Fj'*M Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
~%#mK:+ }:z5t,u6 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
P20|RvE 6+dn*_[Z6 Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
MS<SAD>w ]Z4zF"@ 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
!OcENV ekQrW%\3 Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
VY+>=! zz_[S{v!# 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
b^`AJK },+~F8B Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
pKJK9@Ad I<h=Cj[[ 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
Wv K(G3 $_j1kx$ “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
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vz`@x45K 8NimZ( There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
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Fa3gJ[ZAqf Jp;k+"<q 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
6~5$s1Yc 5)+F( “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
h(xP_Svj> CJNG) p 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
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A['uD<4b H`<?<ak6'M 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
9Z!lmfnJ p/|(,)'+jx When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
\3{3ly~L LXhaD[1Rb 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
85>S"%_ hWGZd~L A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
&?a.mh/8[[ 5RA<Z. 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
Fu0.~w t*+! n.p The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
LZ&uj{ < 1}SON4U 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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