Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
Ztk%uc8_lM k8G4CFg}wP 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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;FI'nL HRTNIx 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
Qfp4}a= ^5Y<evjm Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
7(5d$ W ]prw=rD 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
E2l"e?AN~ h~QQ- Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
y%|E z aP (~l_ 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
aGWO3Nk N?3p,2 Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
i`YZ;L L G%Lt>5*!nE 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
TFldYKd/l Ju5Dd\ The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
EFiVwH $Ptl&0MN% 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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L[X-G Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
UV|{za$&/ 5xT, O 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
$[_5:@T%N <IU Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
,or;8aYc# [-`s`g- 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
ZYB5s~;eB" Gy+c/gK Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
yfwR``F wo62R&ac 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
A99;bf}" |5(CzXR] Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
Lww&[|k. ,aWI&ve6 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
%-YWn`yEm DI/d(oFv` “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
J<NpA(@^ ZT"vVX-)G “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
o^5UHFxTCB nYC.zc*o x There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
@@a#DjE%/ 5~>j98K 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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“Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
&'neOf/~ f*V^HfiQb 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
p%Q{Rqc) e`B!)Sr “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
x`2dN/wDhf 5T"h7^}e 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
-5os0G80 Ur[ai6LNG God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
c.Izm+9k ZCK#=:ln 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
^-Ks_4 AN,3[Sh When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
s!W{ru {y|.y~vW 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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t A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
8\)4waz$ 3Zz_wr6 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
sw$JY}Q8x MB5V$toC The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
>!PM5%G bTx4}>=5l 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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