Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
f!GHEhQ9 8LM#WIm? 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
!)OB@F%U /nB'kg[h\ One should love animals. They are so tasty.
X1J;1hRUP f$xhb3Qn 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
&&RA4 e 3@x*XI Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
ij)Cm]4(2 r)l` 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
[F([ )BV=|,j Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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=d20Xa pz}mF D&[ Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
#+sF`qR, 0-e 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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iK}v`xq 2)LX^?7R 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
/(6zsq'v| }ymvC Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
#Q6w+" ]if;A ) ' 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
*%- ?54B 1i?=JAFfM Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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)bW<8f2 X=_Z(;<& Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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'*W 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
i-13~Dk !UNNjBBP7 Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
^8742. ?V+wjw 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
P>htQ V/H@vKN2 “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
wc[c N+p T Oy7?;|= “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
8W{~wg` G' Hh{_: There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
u6_jnZGB fPE ?hG<x 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
^CQ1I0 O)5#Fcp( “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
]gP8?s| UH40~LxIma 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
rt.[,m {E~l>Z88 “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
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_ )fCMITq.| 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
hDtKnF _7 `E[&v God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
(t74a E pi 8kbBz 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
Y+qus TzY!D*%z When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
6UB6;- z6Z='=pT 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
#<}kISV0 Y(z}[`2 A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
33M}>$ZH q%.bnF/Yd 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
4<yK7x '^1o/C The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
%gTVW!q uHrb:X!q 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
+E#PJ_H=F8 [ 此贴被嘻唰唰主义在2006-04-06 12:55重新编辑 ]