Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
s--\<v 1>$}N?u:T 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
knPo"GQW :We}l;.jQ One should love animals. They are so tasty.
[^J2<\<0 fG^#G/n2 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
V*|#j0}b E>|xv#:~DV Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
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gO E3x^X*{ qXb{A*J Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
HoFFce7o ]rhxB4*1 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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dp&bcR) VgoN=S 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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U'Xw'?Uj mp\`9j+{ 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
!GNLq.rQ neHozmm| Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
ub#>kCL9 il)LkZ@ 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
.\W6XRw `!K!+`Z9 Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
#4iiY6 #]BpTpRAe< 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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8" x+^ Pdg %:aY 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
a9OJC4\ yXpU)|o Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
-9.Rmv#og{ gm-m_cB< 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
K)h\X~s wl*"Vagb “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
$oJ)W@> F$;vPAxbK" “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
uMB|x,X I T.=du$ There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
8ol R#> }iK_7g`yKa 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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*@C4~Zo N1O& fMz 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
s`bC?wr5h 0B4&!J “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
Hko(@z g;>M{)A 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
${/"u3a_ T%Vg0Y)P; God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
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6Wos6_ \n@S.Y?P When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
K-xmLEu iz2I4 _N 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
0'DlsC/`* S[J=d%( A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
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]?qJL 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
Lnk!zj +Rtz`V1d The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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Y'.WO[dgf 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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