Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
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g)_e]& |*'cF-lp6v 每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃.
MF'$~gxo .Jrqm Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
ghX|3lI\q krC{ ed 要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道.
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aP8H`^DFX> pSr{>;bN 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
x-AZ %)N9 /~Z?27F6@ Every man should marry. After all， happiness is not the only thing in life.
LK, bO| Pp`*]Ib 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，幸福不是永久的嘛.
hDcEGU_ vpld*TL* The wise never marry， And when they marry they become otherwise.
"(3BvMA&!9 8- _Q FgY 聪明人都是未婚的，结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
_&j}<K$- ( _`_%Y(Xat Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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b D[!/'4eJ M5*{ Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
I{lT> go ,>:;#2+og 不要等明天交不上差再找借口， 今天就要找好.
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T: IW%?M N#Zhxu,g! 爱情就象照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
*hQTO=WF 20iq2 Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
:w<V )YX 'N<[ 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外， 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
ZP;j9 T! _= NwQu\_F “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
|d*&y#kV ewfP G,S “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧.
PB/IFsJ Qum9A There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
:L1dyVA{ HVP"A3}KC 应该有更好的方式开始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
BvR-K\rx 91q8k=p “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk？ ”
/qx0TDB 8 XICF 努力工作不会导致死亡！不过我不会用自己去证明.
zD(`B+ H~+ l7OhV “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours！ "
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