Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
Y 2ANt w@ X=]utn 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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pIcg+~ T*C25l;w 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
4y7_P0}:B -]zb3P Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
.UL2(0 z6E =%-` 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
A3_p*n@ s~ 8g Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
2Wluc37 Vl5>o$G|<. 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
70 R6: =+j3E<w Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
;HXk'xN 0!dNW,NfJ 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
o6O-\d7^M k"i3$^v8 The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
z&d.YO_W ktTP~7UVi 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
aHW34e@ebL \~,\| Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
*%KIq/V a#r{FoU{M8 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
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)f:i4.M 2\1+M) 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
'|ntwK*f nahq O|~ Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
lgU!D |v BVb^ xL 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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{\1bWr8!U hTn"/|_SW 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
e*}zl>f Ie^Ed` “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
'D5J5+.z :zKW[sF “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
a4^hC[a [6mK<A,/ There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
rueaP I &iyj99n 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
$oQOOa@;i) -@w,tbc$ “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
:V+rC]0 #2_FM!e 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
u5}:[4N%I ]ouoRlb/ “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
N+c|0 q%;cu1^"M 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
q][kD2 n&;JW6VQS God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
G=17]>U [l5jPL}6 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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Z<\R0 When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
pwfQqPC#_ }5vKQf 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
*J[P#y vm+3!s:u A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
(]'wQ4iQ tB>!1}v 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
z]8Mv(eL JE9v+a{7 The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
ZNw|5u^N t^":.}[Q 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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