Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
Pb]EpyAW 2(i@\dZCb< One should love animals. They are so tasty.
b(HbwOt~3 v =]!Po&Q- 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
Hob n{E rw }wQP_' Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
EyDH-}Y Ivx]DXR| 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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OpLo[Y\ +HSKFp 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
VprrklZ Q`zW[Y&] Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
K})w 8-s7s!j 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
>4G~01 {3qlx1w The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
|44 E:pA Fzk%eHG= 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
[Te"|K ': hQ80R B Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
#JYH5:* ,382O$C 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
.FeVbZW M`49ydh& Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
*%n(t+'q hkDew0k 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
J,D^fVIw 2I>`{#fV Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
mIW/x/I .H}#,pQ}l 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
Oq[YbQ'GE o#QS: '| Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
q^eLbivVE gXvE^fE 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
+GL[uxe" X!|K 4Z!k “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
|.?Xov] (b"kN( “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
FyWrb+_0v xs^wRE_ There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
EQVa8xt/C M-/2{F[ 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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N gagzsJ= 3a0% J' 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
qkA8q@Y4| `4-m$ab “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
=\IUBH+C $ qTv2)W1{ 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
[8'^" M:t"is God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
'x u!t'l& i?D)XXB85 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
FVWHiwRU, "eIE5h When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
&*; Z(ul&9 w"q^8"j! 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
XBm ^7' F- {hXM A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
`k-|G2 5s:g(gy3BR 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
>"[Nmx0;w ]<k+a-Tt The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
6o]j@o8V {'6-;2&f 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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