Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
R!rj:f!> (*Z:ByA 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
}=p+X:k= GL,( N| One should love animals. They are so tasty.
e=`=7H4P IL{tm0$r 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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4vUg Hm'aD2k Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
yJW/yt.l uj@d {AQ 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
$]gflAe2 y\_k8RqE^ Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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$ r3dGXiu 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
`(M0I!t 0i(c XB Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
^s\T<; 4{ [d '-H5 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
5c$\DZ( `_SV1|=="8 The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
Z8`Y}#Za [ uM,R +)3 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
-z">ov-) V1yP{XT= Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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H> 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
%Ix2NdC EMzJyGt7 Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
uC%mGZa o37D~V; 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
0YAH[YF dF><XZph Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
VIg6' L*cP8v4 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
8^67,I-c XTRF IY Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
]CDUHz uH)?`I\zrd 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
7^<6|>j4 3mhjwgP<nn “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
i,wZNX G5ShheZd “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
u82 (`+B " s}Oeu[ There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
gYBMi)`RT v.hQ9#: 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
$HCgawQ *U-:2uf “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
T+oOlug B!U;a=ia 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
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1024L; e*Y<m\* 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
^!z(IE' MT6"b God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
-Jt36|O Z!3R 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
8nwps(3 r7FJqd When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
TfHL'u9B 4s@Tn>%SP 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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q]U!n _l2_) ~ 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
^7yaMB! bu-6}T+ The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
{< EPm&q O[\mPFu5 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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