Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
)!a$#"' )S Q('vwg 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
_:%U_U Yrsp%<qj One should love animals. They are so tasty.
#>bT< QkE,T0,/?h 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
i@6wO?Tv <m1sSghg Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
1|/'"9v !qaDn.9 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
|[ocyUsxX Z(UD9wY5m Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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~'., XN(tcdCG 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
JCcQd01z 5qiI.) Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
MHl^/e@ <`+zvUx^? 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
$+TYvA'N pns+y The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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iD`k"\>9 ]v GgJ< Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
^]7,1dH}M ;Z4o{(/zU 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
j8c6[ih Rn;VP:H M Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
3G.r- B0"0_n7- 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
mmcdtVe _25d%Ne0 Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
~?-qZ<9/ R=Ymo.zs6 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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t$AavU. Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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K .?Auh2nr 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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“Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
,02w@we5 cyHU\!Z*Zq “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
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Wz5=(<{S 44j,,k 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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Pf ]/[0O+B? “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
m\ ?\6Wk t*s!0'Y 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
)6 k1 P kJ__:rS(T_ “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
ZHcONYAr mV%h[~- 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
~M; gM]r; wcl!S { God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
]xYa yN!n La]4/=a 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
VmYBa( cP J7E When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
d9|T=R 99EX8 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
l<Lz{)OR }|,EU!nDi A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
^^eV4Y5`+ GeVc\$K- 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
boIVU`F-! | 4 `.#4 The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
x~nQm]@`h zG<0CZQ8 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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