Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
||TKo967] Q C?*O?~# 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
dLQV>oF L1;IXCc= One should love animals. They are so tasty.
:=u Ku'~ c}K>#{YeB 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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6QyRV 9l9h*Pgt 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
bd],fNgJ 5(kRFb'31F Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
ajFSbi)l `4E6&&E+S 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
S EdNH.|I L7i^?40 Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
l!z0lh-J X2PQL"` 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
86(8p_&zC o)<c1\q The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
_+z5~6> 3(|8gWQ 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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Dg]( ?^ %j9'HtjEa 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
noz&4"S.{ 7U_~_yb Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
ki`7S "Xq.b"N{* 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
z Qtg]@S yj!4L&A Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
W~sP7&sp ooa>~!91P 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
J6 }J / 'Dl31w%: Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
Qx,jUL#2 D&KD5_Sw 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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6\4~&+;wL z)$X/v “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
fv?vO2nj ^Y"c1f2 There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
`em}vdY a!ao{8# 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
"?E>rWz #P8R “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
m4FT^^3yE fN4d^0& 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
9\F:<Bf$# *^cJn*QeL “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
bnS"@^M I@x^`^+l 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
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at_~b Ox6X Na8%TT> 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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9z)p*+rUK R{zAs?j 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
,[6N64fy no_(J>p^& A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
#Fx$x#Gc@y u;$g13 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
$6~ J#; Y_qRW. k The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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k1|+zzS 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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