Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
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fTuydU 6z67%U*8r 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
KkHlMwv 1[dQVJqMp( One should love animals. They are so tasty.
dp1t] }M\G 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
wK%x|%R[ ><@& &u. Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
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ss' qkyYt#4E 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
abV,]x&.0 7aNoqS+ Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
%A(hmC T~N877 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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<Fl7QAb 0I.! Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
'VY\ut K;f=l5 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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)7+mB }% ?WS The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
;77q~_g$ A'? W5~F 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
*;(GL v\COl* Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
iwEHEi% TGPHjSZ1 Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
7o M]qLF q/YO5>s15 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
]GHx<5Q:\ i0&]Ig|; Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
[6Nzz]yy 3nkO+qQ 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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t: ,%]s:vk[u 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
0EP8MR SR kI$p~ “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
M7IQJFra `_+m3vHG “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
QmB,~x{j> %O&C\{J There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
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PYYO-Twg 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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e"XEot~ “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
8 K>Ejr 6NqLo^ "g 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
r;aP`MVO< o!t1EPJE* “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
-wV0Nv(V8 38q0iAH 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
'r?OzFtxh [ w1" God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
\8X8NCM (vf5qF^ 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
1]XIF?_Dm j2|!h%{nI When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
lf9_!`DGV *C?x\.\C 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
V.274e Pi|oO-M A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
=!Y{Mz /%GMbO_ 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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u4 _.Bite^ The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
) N"gW* MtO p][i 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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