Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
w>uo-88 $ J)2E g 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
O>kM2xw 0rj50$~$] One should love animals. They are so tasty.
Xhm)K3RA*T #CTHCwYo 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
/eNDv(g)M Jyo(Etp Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
njg\y M"|({+9eG 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
"%]vSr fVx_]5jM Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
Q 2nqA1sRk X6k-a; 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
2r>I,TNHl )w'GnUqWz Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
RLr^6+v)U ?-D'xqc 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
Spt;m0W90 +W[NgUrGJ The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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L 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
NB?y/v r>3y87 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
]gG&X3jaKq (H-}z`sy/@ Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
:zLeS- W:* {7qJ 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
6R+EG{` wTkcR^ Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
HA0Rv#p {}1KI+s9\ 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
qjI.Sr70 GBo'= Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
$3je+=ER 0>)F+QC 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
%m?$"<q_K ]iE)8X “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
ISALR{Aq Z"Byv.yq b “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
+[Zcz4\9 ^b@&O-&s There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
DZ5QC aA v"J7VF2 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
Ch,%xs.)G VSW"/{Lp “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
Zz@wbhMV bFtzwa5Gc 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
J'#R9NO< vD'YLn%Q “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
qF57T>v| \YrvH 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
3~6,fTMz{ kb2M3%6V God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
?2i\ERG? I!;vy/r 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
YqNI:znm- 5BsfbLKC When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
gq[`g=x _yP02a^2 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
0o&B 7N \>nY%* A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
yi@mf$A| TDR2){I 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
(Q~(t 6*tbil_G+ The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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pvh ,J ZM%f 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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