Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
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0T 2h3, 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
.$b]rx7$~ kYBTmz}z One should love animals. They are so tasty.
}B2H)dG^K )@.bkzW 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
g|*2O}< QjETu Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
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\KH K1>.%m 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
(g,lDU[= q+XL,E Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
Izq]nR "6/` 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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KNU/Kc# md7Aqh 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
V-a/%_D V%k[S|f3 The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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Dtajz rP.qCl+J 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
<tK6+isc N#{d_v^H?d Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
LXj2gsURu% >nmby|XtW 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
DZ~w8v7V BMU}NZA Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
<{m!.9g9 lbrob' '+ 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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,c"_X8Fkx$ QytqO{B^ 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
FH}n]T P0U=lj/b Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
x8%Q TTY }xTTz,Oj$ 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
kXS_:f;M lZCvH1&" “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
,p\^n`A32 PETrMu< “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
V ~w(^;o@ pH.wCD:1n There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
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qF=D,Dlz 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
[oOZ6\?HB CYrVP%xRA “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
r AMnM>` +U&aK dQs 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
?H1I,]Di h!56?4,%Y “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
dA>t e:{v.C0ez 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
!q~s-~d^ <uNBsYMuC God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
=]E(iR_& STu!v5XY}- 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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5 ;[WW,,!Y When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
e/lfT?J\ '1;Q'-/J 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
aWek<Y~+ @uz&]~+` A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
yCkfAx8] Y2vzK; 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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WwbExn< The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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