Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
%x)bZ=An s?SspuV 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
x 3@-E oFY!NMq}: One should love animals. They are so tasty.
~MpikBf ;"3B,Yj 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
k3\N.@\ D}-.< Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
XQ}Zr/f6 Fsx?(?tCMo 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
|(7}0]BP0 xQy,1f3s+ Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
~j0rORy] 'J|2c;M\x 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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)0hsQs k[=qx{Osx% Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
>}5?`.K~Q* X/!_>@`7? 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
xad`-vw yPyu) The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
Onmmcem "fFSZ@,r 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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0.aXg " \P\Z<z7jy 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
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%}|v/ Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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G. 67 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
``o]i{x O*yxOb* Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
M5xJ_yjG q5'S<qY^ 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
I[Ra0Q>([k T U%@_vYR Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
OvdT* g=8* u\R?(G& 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
K}*ets1s} 6iC>CY3CG “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
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“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
E-LkP; j!;LN)s@? There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
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ecaA 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
|diI(2w jm0p%%z “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
RNIXQns-=S 8`=?_zF 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
y@P%t9l De $AJl “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
"W<Y1$Y=Y 'uPAG;)m 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
P5S]h k.@![w\ea God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
Z9{~t Hq@+m! 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
!oLn= sJHVnMA When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
_k84#E0 O&%'j 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
+ikSa8)*i %L|fTndKH A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
4;`z6\u9- ~/OY1~c 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
'K[ml ?_ oqrx7+0{ The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
1 $E(8"l ~uQ*u.wi 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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