Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
mEM/}]2 oD=6D9c? 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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Ue8k9%qV One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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8pQ:B/3= _H(:$=$Q Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
@jp}WwC/ eK]$8l|LI 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
IUJRP lW8!_h"G`n Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
bR*/d-v^ !KEnr`O2u 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
xqAXfJ. ~1`ZPLVG Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
e#uk+] z12c9k%s 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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Wd#)3 The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
J|Xu]fg0 ?[ts<Ltp 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
vMQvq9T} > 10pk Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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51\N+ ]("5O V5 Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
wv ~?<DF yye(^ 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
W,[b:[~v B9-Nb 4 Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
jP-=x( mu!hD^fw 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
NSPa3NE b[MdA|C%j Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
hR] AUH 8O)!{gB 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
-5Km9X8 .$k2.-k “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
m R? } gR nO d'$q “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
DsY$ #n[1%8l, There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
Yp_R+a^ 9b0M'x'W5 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
``:AF: p=U/l#xO “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
#xopJa Y OEkx}.w 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
S4jt*]w5b zMXlLRC0 “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
y8{PAH8S ^lP_{c 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
SseMTw: MWHGB")J God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
nA\9UD<G. 4l2xhx 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
as{^~8B B~0L'8WzW When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
\I"UW1)B 5nGDt~a 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
8%$Vj WB=pRC@ A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
sp0j2<$a CFW\ 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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:w The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
+!I7(gL xz+Y 1fYT 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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