Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
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z iW":DOdi_ 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
Qz# 3p3N? s?5d Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
q< b"M$ HmFNE$k 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
l-Fmn/V q'by;g*m Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
([1=> Jw" aDXpkG0E 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
# UjEY9"M .byc;9M% Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
~U/8 @gR va@Xb UC 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
H a90 TdNsyr}JG The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
x{~_/;\p3 fHLFeSfH 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
aQxe) 7Onk!NH Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
3V"dG1? ^z38<L=z" 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
zv`zsqDJ CJ0$;et Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
ktU9LW~ n}+wd9J*!2 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
W3"vTZJF k"0%' Y Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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3}x)aQ f>|9 l 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
j`{fB} LPb]mC6# Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
#&}%70R) m\l51}xz 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
%C6|-?TAd D\ n>*x “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
,zc"udpKF bJANZn|H “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
H&w(]PDh #j\*Lc"Ur: There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
$ #TID= `CPZPp,l6` 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
s z;=mMr/Z md.* “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
hT\p)w zwK g 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
t>XZ3 fF\*v “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
Y"r3i] 58qaA\iw 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
Tw?Pp8' Rd`{qW God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
\MfR #k0 |:~("rA+v 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
e6Wl7&@6 Ar\IZ_Q When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
Bi'I18< ,oC={^l{ 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
I:r($m 9NJ=~Ub- A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
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Iz 1*4@ 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
FEge+`{, J,CJPUf& The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
/+Wb6{lY Dh*~U:6$g 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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