Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
/(/Z~J[ N)F&c!anh 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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AIP n) {2|[7oNT6 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
z]/;? j41)X'MgJ Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
M4%u~Z:4h+ uc0 1{t0, 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
bfjC: "!H 0F"W~OQ6 Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
~&zrDj~FI B=EI&+F+ 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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yw1D Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
uL\b*rI jkTh)Bm|' 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
P}YtT3.K *u?QO4> The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
2#<)-Cak kTC'`xv 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
:K:oH}4oh :htz] Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
bc+~g>o JbV\eE#KrC 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
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M/x?W cRR[ci34k Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
{6_M$"e. 7WEh'(` 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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h/)kd3$*' 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
J$aE:g6' SG5GJCkc Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
-qI8zs$:5 4AIo,{( 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
5%qq#;[n X.q, “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
TFfV?rBI cO8':P5Q “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
5Kadh2nz & bKl(, There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
$;4y2?E 9<e%('@[ 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
&:>3tFQSH \?$`dA [ “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
;\N)RZ (6y[,lYH 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
uW%(ySbq l i @: “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
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<Ny DrO"C3 +:IwP God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
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6UAn#d9 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
;+Dq3NE As}eI! When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
?Iin/ <y 9wTN*y 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
jkQ%b.a {h}0"5 A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
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5J 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
Y94^mt- ?M/H{ The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
|Ix{JP"Lk 3P.v#TEst 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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