Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
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?q6Z's[ a+'}XEhSC: One should love animals. They are so tasty.
1W0.Ufl) :@;6 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
R9q0,yQW 7y>(H<^> Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
N+hedF@ZU h-,?a_ 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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A$N+9n\ EqoASu 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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e6o/q)9# >^;(c4C 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
gINwvzW{ rI *!"PL The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
xg{VP7 K,G,di 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
Yu1QcFuy ),MU+*` Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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,T/GW,? \u{Jf'g Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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0c`sb+? \ hrBq^I Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
h)7v1,;w' 48H5_9>: 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
2.!1kije 3Hy%SN( Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
PIgGXNo ;,mBT[_ZO 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
y9=t;qH@| 8I<_w4fC “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
-<]\l3E&J =.VepX|?D “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
/L)?> tg .mC~Ry+t There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
P_kaIPP F1 9;RaP+ 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
5<!o{)I 1 d=0q?nH “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
W]} #\\$z LQ~LB'L 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
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!&'# a u4go*# 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
@QvfN>T GTT5<diw God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
>|v=Ba6R0 7^n,Tig 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
j7QBU (K^YD K When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
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]R97n|s_ 3FGb Q_ A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
$ijx#a&O zfk'>_' 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
L#@l(8. R1]v}f_I" The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
.t"n]X i SS>:Sw 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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