Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
o$U{.# cH:&S=>h 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
{%P2.: 9AQ,@xP| One should love animals. They are so tasty.
`m#G'E I L})*ck 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
x;} 25A| 31#jLWY'0 Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
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{]0T 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
pStbj`Eq ?|}qT05 Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
d( ru5*p ;l0%yg/} 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
T$<'ZC #D?w,<_8, Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
tu{paQ aTvLQ@MQ 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
}y J,&N'p ^'Rs`e The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
9jx>&MnWs M$>Nd6,@N 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
aZa1 eE $[Nf?`f(t_ Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
7zU~X, }vgM$o 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
s[/d}S@ > :M`~9MCRf Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
*}Z w~pe?j_F$ 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
oOubqx e} 7!A Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
=;)=,+V~q Buq(L6P9r 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
E KN<KnU% 0(Z:QqpU$ Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
e.XD5~Ax H.]<fvP 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
\LQZoD?W %Q.M& U “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
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-c`C #SI]^T| “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
E&Lml?@ HB*BL+S06 There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
'Ce?!UO #}~?8/h! 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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z.2UZ%: “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
rxJl;!7G S+mBVk"-~S 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
I1dOMu9 Q[H4l({E “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
s,/C^E ;<+Z}d/g9 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
4 R8Qn^ Ic&YiATj God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
IeA/<'Us Ro<5c_k 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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M\JAB ;A When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
n<b}6L} <Zfh5AM 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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v%`r2 R{aqn0M A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
0 A8G8^T $DnJ/hg;qD 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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]](xYy. The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
@ IDY7x27 rG[2.\& 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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