Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
5U$0F$BBp NZ0;5xGR 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
"+G8d'%YV xi}skA One should love animals. They are so tasty.
!Wnb|=j 0M[EEw3 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
lRFYx?y `d}2O%P Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
ukyZes8o K /*mI<[xb 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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vl:KF7:#m @\#td5' 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
ZUd-<y r;N|) The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
u'BaKWPS 4|?;TE5 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
1=V-V< 3a'<*v<xw Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
xwo<' xT MQ8J<A Pf- 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
$ddCTS^ $xN|5;+ Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
fNFY$:4X $>LQ6|XRu 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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$=4QO W'M*nR|xo 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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6b} <Q3c[ Y Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
. $vK&k 7qS)c}Q\ 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
Y}wyw8g/ oUlVI*~ND “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
A*BeR0( 3^yK!-Wp( “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
o66}yJzmD xJ.M;SF4 There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
utV_W& TM%%O :3 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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zdam^o Zj'9rXhrM1 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
qIT@g"%}t 'm$L Ij?@ “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
)9]P MA?u 1$h,m63) 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
vnuN6M{ Ig{0Z"> God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
nX8v+:&} |vj/Wwr 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
c7H^$_^ = }0y"F When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
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!j-Z Lq:; G 01ON0 A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
A,!-{/w c &$H!@@09|w 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
d&>^&>?$zh 5)X=*I The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
cFX p GTHt'[t@; 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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