Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
+c7e[hz tu4-##{ 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
_wp>AJ r xqZZ(jZ One should love animals. They are so tasty.
}PC_qQF ID{62>R 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
2p^Jqp`$ 6]%SSq& Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
,,FO6+4f wwvS05=[T 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
,@\$PyJ v&7yqEm}B Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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9#= D^_]x51> 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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[8kufMY| `;`fA|F^ 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
VVd9VGvh [6ycs[{! The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
OON]E3yy *KMW6dg; 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
Gy]ZYo( QL].)Vgf Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
(+(YQ2 .eBo:4T!d 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
]'.D@vFGO Kia34 ~W Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
DB=^Z%%Z #<$pl]>}t 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
+.czj,Sq /8cfdP Ba Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
Z2t'?N|_ 5WlBec@ 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
vtByC u5 qsA`\%]H Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
u5'jIqlU ' ?4\ 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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M~?2g.o'D jqzG=/0~{ “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
OMY^'g%w T)Uhp There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
,(;T V_@$ Ye=c;0V(w 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
|//D|-2 vkj Hh. “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
(kY wD I)(@'^) 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
Jan~Rran hZw bYvu “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
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ZRy'lW >)j`Q1Qc\ God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
w/oXFs&FK s7Z+--I)L 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
2ophh/] {W' 9k When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
d71|(`& `Eg~;E: 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
} %bP9 _SQQS67fu" A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
NMvNw?] d#U~>wr 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
kSfNu{YS rw }wQP_' The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
Zl\$9Q_ _'}Mg7,V 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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