Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
3om4q2R Q N$Ac.F 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
o#ajBOJ `tb@x ^ One should love animals. They are so tasty.
T nG=X:+= KeiPo KhZi 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
:VEy\ R>W xp<p(y8e1d Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
DeTD.)pS &z"sT*3 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
|w7D&p$ ~'aK[3 Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
ek3,ss3 ^w*$qzESy 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
s.oh6wz '5BM*4,:O Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
Oe^oigcM vx&jI$t8 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
A(#4$}!n5 *f4BD|| The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
+W-,74A IFg(Ze~ 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
hi(uL>\ +,BJ4``*k Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
Wk"\aoX"E _x ;fTW0 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
OY>0qj 'K0=FPB/@ Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
Rw9 *!<Izt |f.R]+cH 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
}*ZOD1j !e"TWO*X Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
QTNE.n<? 9?xc3F2EBD 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
\X?GzQkr 9uL="z$\ Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
yF#:*Vz> ~>]/1JFz 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
WKwU:im m{)F9F “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
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pd1V8PZSG #g6*s+Gm There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
KW~fW r8 vKvT7Zxc 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
/EpsJb`kj 2]f"(X4jp “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
(.DX</f/4 %!;6h^@ 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
x$'0}vnT />i~No#Xm “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
~YX!49XfHh NpIx\\d 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
Q41eYzAi Nhm)bdv] God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
&74*CO9B9 qU) pBA 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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OX'>u9 i1kTP9 When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
0R0j7\{ XZk?aik}` 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
jPjFp35;zb I>jDM A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
?\l@k(w4[x @6roW\'$ 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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/@ _qk -brn&1oJ The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
~e)`D nJ 50S >`qi2x 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
=n}+p>\s [ 此贴被嘻唰唰主义在2006-04-06 12:55重新编辑 ]