Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
^s%Qt P0W%30Dh 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
X(bb1 &Zov9o:gx One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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3o/f#y 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
}3@`'i7 0<e7!M=U1 Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
@NO&3m] 1wwhTek 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
lp4sO#>` }D0j%~&"e Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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,2u]rLxx; y:1?~R 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
ow+NT Yd]f}5F The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
1W5YS +pf cZ5[A T 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
j&8U:Q, B^eea [ Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
5"{wnnY%K} t#kmtJC 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
kQ|}"Tw7 |s|RJA1 Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
X~lOFH;}q [<cP~ 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
YV0e)bf &H*F Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
_w)0r}{ K?P.1H` 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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YvO$4=s Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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_x?BD 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
s*rtm DT_012z “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
x!S8' OS,-dG( “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
nQ8EV>j2 =_=jXWOQv There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
)5&Wt@7Kj` >4bOM@[] 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
-^C;WFh8) #[J..i/h “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
K{HdqmxL.I bvZmozbD 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
@Yy=HV [4"%NY “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
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5JQq?e)n cpf8f i God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
Z3 &8(vw YAsvw\iseK 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
9'O<d/xj/ J0^p\mG When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
AlGD .K Bf[D&O 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
GMd81@7 MiN68x9 A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
Ro?yCy:L' 0p![&O 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
=yk#z84< .] 5&\ The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
N\mV+f3A@, PLwa!j 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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