Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
m,tXE%l kGHC]Fb) 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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yV]xRaRr2 5Op_*N{V 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
Jqfm@Y ]P1YHw9 Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
oNYZIk: o4Q3<T7nI 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
r@$ w*% -s"0/)HD Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
.j?kEN?w j_Nm87i] 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
=NDOS{($ tZ8e`r* Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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?=9eISLJ 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
CqoG.1jJS u"+}I,'L The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
A3R#z]Ub VKuAO$s$ 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
I}.i@d'O CL9yEy"V Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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.C!vr@@] V|FrN*m Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
t;O1IMF .6.^G 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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5:_hP{ @ 8Y{s;U0n 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
..qd,9H $8=@R' Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
\N6\v5vh p3]Q^KFS 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
sYn[uPefj JUt7En;XE “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
qVgd(?hJ# j]5WK_~M “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
;O=h$8] YA&`&$ There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
kgW @RD| j^SZnMQf 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
j8$Zv%Ca% sC7/9</ “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
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6Q( 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
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)D@~|j: ;hDa@3|]34 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
=$^MQ\S0p r o\1]`6 God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
PuCc2'# Ciihsm 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
WlVl[/qt p{tK_ZBy]c When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
8OFj0S1r` iEHh{H( 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
e XV@. i*[n{=*l@ A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
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Uid ]k%PG-9 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
M]rO;^ ;6? mY-hN| The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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