Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
~K]5`(KV NBZFIFO< 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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. H(9%SP@[c One should love animals. They are so tasty.
GhpVi<FL T<Y^V 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
' _Ij9{M ukb2[mb*u Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
+LeZjA[ Cfqgu;m 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
XcB!9AIO I!3qb-.Q Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
#8iRWm0*6 Z8$n-0Ww 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
T(zERWo ]8FSs/4 Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
mu`h6?v C"no>A^ 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
hi4#8W DjUif "v The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
d6,SZ*AE SE/GT:} 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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0)n#$d> .si!`?K%[ 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
0J7)UqMf. - ` F#MN Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
C# IV"Pkq NF+^ 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
It>8XKS vpu20?E>5z Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
FJJ+*3( U;f~ Q6iu 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
0V6gNEAUg \nT, NV11 Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
>KXSb@ MebLY $&8 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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w6 0I;.hy CUIT)mF: “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
6S7 =+> T pXbJ]o9 There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
j"o8]UT/ L:UJur% 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
j6<o,0P [yj-4v%u` “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
'jh9n7mH [~e{58}J| 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
WgX9k J { ]Tb “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
uFPJ}m[>5 yneIY-g(p 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
40,u(4.m* k\(LBZ"vR God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
pJ)PVo\cV !9w3/Gthj 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
8+'9K%'@qX ('k;Ikut When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
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CD^ <NRW^#g<x 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
P X/{ 5WJof`M A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
+b@KS"3h !Ab4'4f 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
esE5#Yq4.k 2}:{}pw The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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1 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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