Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
H"2 U)HJl V^j3y`K 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
0w^jls 6o$Z0mG One should love animals. They are so tasty.
TAXd,z N $`E4m8fX 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
UP\8w#~ j1'\R+4U Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
Xfj)gPt} jjxIS 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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' Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
Vz%"9`r <MRC%!. 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
#X4LLS]VV 0rV/qMo;K Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
k"t>He OdO{xG G@ 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
Gj6<s./ IoQr+:_R The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
X88F>1} )sqaR^ 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
L+_8QK < pH^ z Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
4 uShM0qa 2%bhW,?I 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
%?@x]B9Y8E m{VL\ g) Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
e,^pMg~ JL@F~U9 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
e!6eZ)l 6ezcS}:+ Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
dZF8R {d8^@UL 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
S=4R5igrC .-J`d=Krp Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
B.El a vnDmFqelz 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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“Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
4AJ9`1d4 .6LS+[ “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
K@HLIuz4t (Bsw/wv There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
B+|IZoR t~q?lT 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
9g96 d- I`3d;l;d “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
j+nv=p !f@XDW&R 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
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^e@`0L “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
*aI~W^N3 KA?v.s 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
rJX\6{V!_ H)\4=^ God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
s88y{o w\p9J0 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
sSNCosb ghX:"vV{n When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
.3( ;9}; #.o0mguU 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
b1H7 !KAsvF,j A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
#sS9vv7i (V8?,G > 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
kwOeHdV^ jK e.gA The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
*N`;I@Q"[ ?@>;/@ 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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