Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
mDABH@R [b%D3-}' 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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$ [}w X7MM2V One should love animals. They are so tasty.
bo>*fNqAIy {6|G@""O 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
On:il$MU u%KTNa0 Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
'F3f+YD aiUY>M#| 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
TER=*"! /9*B)m" Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
$9#H04.x (`>+zT5aH 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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6vo;!V6 }OR@~V{Gj 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
@})|Z}~ 6I4\q.^qw The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
,eW%{[g( ^ogt+6c 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
GW@;}m( YUD`!C Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
BO;tCEV? D,*3w'X!K 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
rQs)O<jl 8 +/rlHp Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
[A~xy'T L.2^`mZs 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
ZohCP _ QI\ Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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rPxc G@\1E+Ip 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
}5[qo`M / }X1W Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
'~<m~UXvD# K`WywH3- 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
81F/G5 ;(/ZO%h “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
u;"TTN DB|Y “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
U^%Q}'UYym \;3~a9q% There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
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K~{$oD7! o3^l~iT “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
`/XY>T}- :yr+vcD? 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
e0zq1XcZ wLH>:yKUU “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
bKY7/w<dP gIa+5\qYY 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
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^jS ZRB)uA)5= God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
nI-w}NQ g"DG]/ev 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
*boR`[Ond SiRaFj4s" When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
KIf dafRL gMmaK0uhS 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
eS\Vib SCHP L.n A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
cWsNr'MS* Y0@"fU35 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
&\WSQmtto BC#C9|n The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
xp)sBM7A T{.pM4Hd 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
?m}s4a [ 此贴被嘻唰唰主义在2006-04-06 12:55重新编辑 ]