Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
ET;-'vd 5#~E[dr 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
wL[{6wL w+gPU1|(r One should love animals. They are so tasty.
h^'+y1 65l9dM2 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
w^MiyX &] O^d4/ Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
Y2$xlqQd" $S/EIN c 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
ZuT5}XxF 7 )*q@ Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
#|K5ma |O{kv}YZ 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
@#"6_{!j_X 8*^*iEsR Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
LoW}!,| <Aqo['] 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
e \. x:+]^?}r The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
a xz-H`oq4 X*t2h3"} 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
WHcw5_3# ,L\>mGw Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
xM$AhH S|]\q-qA& 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
gP`CQ0t R%"'k<`# Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
PAXm :"gu=u! 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
K_%gda|l+ :kvQ3E0 Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
(w` j?c1 pYh\l.@qf 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
yM*_"z!L y>0Gmr Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
Jk57| )/ |Q$Dj!!1P 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
bzh: )!Zm*( “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
0zE(:K Iz8gZ:rd0 “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
]v l?J a1z*Z/!5 There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
3x)jab ZQAiuea 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
yT[)V[} ,6aF~p;wI| “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
;N!opg))d< 0E#?H0<OeG 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
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yC7lR#N8j0 u5tUm 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
nnCz!:9p RO| }WD) God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
+|qw>1J( Z GrDa 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
6S^JmYq :XB^IyO-A When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
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Z<#h$XUA Lc0=5]D A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
;Qidf}: [`'K.-?# 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
w,LB 3[<D"0#}, The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
pzb`M'Z?C aVp-Ps|r 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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