Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
R^"mGe\LL Q(4~r+ 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
%\~U>3Q . "7-f]! One should love animals. They are so tasty.
_v++NyZXx tqjjn5! 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
0 1NP e{^^u$C1.e Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
&}\{qFD; Tt,T6zs-< 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
N:%Nq8I}: FRXaPod Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
??("0U :NB.ib@* 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
J7t) H_S{ Zqb*-1Qw"* Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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mE&SAm5#d vI:_bkii 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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p(9[*0.}; qggRS)a 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
IYa(B+nB) e*d lGK3l Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
A+FQmLS U8@P/Z9 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
p&D7&Sb[ x6^FpNgQ Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
9#kk5 )J O'QnfpQ*9 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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h4{ PF+Or Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
7p>T6jK) r>.l^U9hJ 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
bfkFk x'SIHV4M@Q “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
yV31OBC: _Ih"*~ r/& “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
ID,os_ T= 5JhpBx/>o= There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
lA`-" ]cMZ7V^ 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
=5uhIU0O z)Yb9y>2 “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
yh).1Q-D U!YoZ? 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
s!1/Bm|_T ^ (J%)&_\3 “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
Nz%pl! j HObWUX 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
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l_,6<wWp D&]xKx 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
xn)F(P 0kv j)Z0K$z= When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
\g v-2., NGZtlNvh 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
Bx.hFEL "#iO{uMWb A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
z80*Ylx eKU4"XTk 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
Oi{J}2U uzLm TmM+ The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
`m$,8f%j6_ $U(D*0+o/ 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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