Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
w5[POo' 5 k9bU< 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
.58AXg te:VYP One should love animals. They are so tasty.
w"sRK Y# lE 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
#?-W. #F9$"L1Hg Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
@-7K~in?^ :._O.O 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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6h^G Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
Wm\f:|U5` {:rU5 !n 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
())|x[>JS+ oZ=e/\[K Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
0p#36 czqy Lr+2L_/v` 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
7f(UbO@BD ^]v}AEcmW The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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"w A8J%: Z>{8FzP.F Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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o 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
!^N/n5eoz d82IEhZ# Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
nyDqR#t ~{N|("nB 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
l/1uP v` B_xEl Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
+I/P5OGRN aE;!mod 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
^@)+P/& k!%HcU%J Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
xWlB!r<}Gz ?,Hk]Rl3 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
-x RsYYw UIyOn` d " “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
|M0TG c#rbyx?5 “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
7IvCMb&%R yRy9*r= There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
In 1.R$O ~fgv7=(! 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
~#-`Qh "zv+|_ZAfd “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
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T 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
BY 1~\M S#""((U$ “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
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+g X God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
jLEU V =N3~2=g~A 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
Mr&]RTEE gNO$WY^ When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
:bh[6F FTB"C[> 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
lF#Kg!-l 0m@S+$v A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
!X,S2-}" .a^/r'? 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
A8A+ImwO" uIba{9tM"P The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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[LG w}E?FEe. 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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