Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
3l8k O rFPfT pS 钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡.
\h }a?T6 2'6:fr=R One should love animals. They are so tasty.
) HN,A z" ] oh.w 每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃.
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~Uz1()ftz ,B=;NKo 要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道.
sjISVJ? Z7 t-{s64 Behind every successful man， there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man， there are two.
0=^A{V!m M >BcYbXf 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
7CKh?> m"CsJ'\ors Every man should marry. After all， happiness is not the only thing in life.
4pfv?!Oj 3\Ma)\>R\- 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，幸福不是永久的嘛.
[Q=NGHB1/ IfdgMELk The wise never marry， And when they marry they become otherwise.
MSw:Ay [9 i $ :\, 聪明人都是未婚的，结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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z sZP\ $ stB B 成功是一个相关名词，他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
u(!@6%?- J^R# Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
(IY= x{b gADEjr*H 不要等明天交不上差再找借口， 今天就要找好.
R} #6 c5t],P Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
>pV|c\ g}\ Yl. 爱情就象照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
oL2 a:\7 ~A5MzrvIO2 Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
s$s]D\N e viv, 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外， 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
!}gC0dJ rg^ “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
B.-1wZl d fmxz7V “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧.
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,,? ZKv^q%92 There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
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[ 此贴被嘻唰唰主义在2006-04-06 12:55重新编辑 ]
