Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
Uty0mc( xj3{Ke`6 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
;W FiMM\ k72NXagh One should love animals. They are so tasty.
.NxskXq) r)Ml-r= 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
4%JJ}{Ff RUVrX`u*( Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
Nei i$ ]k+(0qxG 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
]&P 4QT)f [UB*39D7 Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
.0;\cv4} T\:*+W37 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
, E$f" ^< Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
Ap |g[J !:tr\L { 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
6Lg#co}9 4p6T0II_$ The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
C^,J6;' 78?cCj{e 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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%|j`;gYV 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
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&SPr#OkW 0 wDhX 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
dX[Xe !X-ThKEq Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
Q7/Jyx| U#XW}T=| 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
Ke~!1S8= #'RfwldD9 Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
#c'}_s2F[ ~*Y/#kPY 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
` 1y @c"t Y|W#VyM- “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
(Fq]y5 `FX?P`\@I “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
_)4zm m2ph8KC There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
Y$+v " RK)ikLgp 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
fWDTP|DV Gvr>n@n “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
o_[I#PT :X7O4?ww 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
GSH,;cY ?,[$8V “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
|O"Pb`V+ %L-{4Z!"sI 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
%z"$?Iv RL/5o" God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
OGq=OW Vgy12dE 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
y'JJ#7O= 2&AX_#P When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
ww'B!Ml>F eQqCRXx 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
:z|$K^)7Z {~ w! A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
cwQ*P$n f&&Ao 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
E|6@h8# zNEN[ The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
+|4olK$[ t6)R37 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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