Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
}B-A*TI<h ah92<'ix 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
8if"U xV( v(^rq One should love animals. They are so tasty.
f+6l0@K2 p(G? 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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fUL"fMoU f3>/6C 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
,2`d3u^CW {5udol5? Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
jveRiW@ ~roHnJ> 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
k +Oq$Pi {dwV-qz Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
q T].,? `9+EhP$RS 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
3EvA 5K. #+;=ijyF The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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T_uuFL 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
O5Lv:qAa ;]Aa Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
>D<=9G(a t}7wRTG 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
m}9V@@ DR /)hAE Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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q UnFEg /aqN` Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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K=E]p LXLDu2/@ 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
2YKM9Ks SDIeq Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
fF("c6:w( j,xPN=+hT 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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$Qh%J'< “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
6iG<"{/U5 lt4jnV2"a “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
fn OkH d_uy;-3 There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
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":' 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
s%oAsQ_y #P#R~b] “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
[bG>qe1}& $O'2oeM 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
*fSM' q; %j">&U.[ “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
p2vBj. *J jtv Q<4 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
ogqV]36Idh x\.i`ukx God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
xbC8Amo;8" UD2<!a'T 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
+^?-}v 2g6_qsqi When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
//lZmyP? IWqxT?* 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
41o!2(e$ ,6O9#1A&i A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
|WU`p nnL$m_K~ 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
oks=|'& _]UDmn[C The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
9*;isMkq< &&1Y"dFs 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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