Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
E*kZGHA F+j"bhe 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
B~J63Os/ @;KvUR/+FE One should love animals. They are so tasty.
JbMp / 8Qj1%Ri:U 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
)@!T_# J3B+WD] Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
}o\} qu* 6Q{OM:L/;. 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
mS49l HiD%BL>% Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
4Lz[bI ?FEh9l)d\ 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
oq b(w+< |KO[[4b ?+ Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
VuN#j<H NLUO{'uUW The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
t**d{P+ *i!t&s 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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Ld_VGW Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
Hw62'% k![H;}W 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
y(E<MRd8V Z|)1 ftcC Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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'fri/Z 8Z)wot 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
NS;LFeGD bfpoX,: Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
1N5lI97j -.L )\ 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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<'BsQHI .CNwuN\ “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
Y##lFEt h`( VMf'# There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
,4B8?0sH| }r;=<mc,O 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
YN7`18u )h{+pK “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
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努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
'Asr,[]? @xBO[v “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
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6#\:J0 u1d%wOY 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
#B#xSmak 2uV5hSHYe When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
2!9Zw$ w@n}DCFt 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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Yr A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
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5PC:4 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
<:mK&quf <(yAat$H The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
Q("4R <P@O{Xi+K 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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