Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
?vA)F)MS U.XvS''E 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
:/rl \woA> \"]KF8c^_ One should love animals. They are so tasty.
%"<|u)E &xhwx>C`K 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
'3%J hG)# y!z2+q2 Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
rcq^mPdQ MP/@Mf\<E 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
'=s{9lxn^ |}^me7C,[ Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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Uu_g_b:z /Pbytu);ds Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
2/WtOQIB ye<b`bL2. 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
s=S9y7i(R <bSG|VqnH The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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h.Y&_=Gc 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
`}r)0,Z}3 8+f{ / Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
lpq)vKM}^ N F$k~r 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
.2Q4EbM2 enC/@){~ Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
/b1+ ^|_ 5VS};&f 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
2Kkm-#p7 -/V,<@@T Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
-(dtAo6 !1b}M/Wx 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
8AjQPDn+ Y9/`w@"v Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
_2-fH elqm/u “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
FNN7[ku! vh$If0 “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
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>Rdsn~l There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
=.`:jZG "u.'JE;j 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
C3K":JB A'tv[Td8, “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
_4f=\ G$^u2wz. 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
WaPuJ5;e f`s.|99Y “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
ynZp|'b?< bhl9:`s 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
"X(9.6$_ {'-^CoR God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
E5$Fhc 6Y%{ YQ}s| 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
~} 02q5H 1`sTGNo When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
{/|tVc63 _ea|E 8 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
hcqg94R#_ U]]ON6Y&F A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
Pil_zQ4 Rb_%vOM 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
aKFY&zN? kz"QS.${ The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
3s0I<cL *=}\cw\A 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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