Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
=MDir$1Z |7]7~ 6l 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
#&0)kr66 ZOc1 vj One should love animals. They are so tasty.
fiOc;d8 8T92;.~( 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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H*5 Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
X).UvPZ/ l%\3'N] 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
;8/w'oe*j yi<&'L; Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
r \H+=2E' Uov%12 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
E*ybf' vpXC5|9U Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
>JwdVy^ r@FdxsCnGM 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
H`q" _p: BT;hW7){9 The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
rHPda?&H E@TX>M-& 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
WRU/^g3O@' I\DmVc\l Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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Xdj^ :zfnp,Gv 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
v#&r3ZW0 0fA42*s; Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
]#R'hL%f ?g|K"P<1 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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UgDai?b1 -q' np0H 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
DfwxPt# (1H_V( Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
9\i;zpN\ q"ba~@<BEl 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
KK4>8zGR *6 -;iT8 “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
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hh<5?1 “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
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J XKps#,(# There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
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m 4NN-'Z>a 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
ms'&.u&< =o\:@I[ “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
u{0+w\xH\ E{gu39D 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
y_J~n 9R *bRer[7y “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
o_&.R |t CD@M 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
MV6%~T 6-va;G9Fc God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
hh}%Z= vLn<=. 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
XSt5s06TM mNN,}nHu When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
ZiM#g1; $_ub.g| 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
'7o'u] #@H{Ypn` A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
'&Ox,i]t z"o;|T: 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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2 i The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
Gir_.yc/ 9\3%5B7 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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