Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa. P4.snRQ
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. DTp|he
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One should love animals. They are so tasty. )1 =|\
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. e+7x &-+
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Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught. 7(1UXtT
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. b.sRB1
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. p@bcf5'
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每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。 0F|DD8tHR
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. Nw|m"VLb
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. M}*#{UV2
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. U2)y fhI
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. -|&5aH]
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. R6/vhze4L2
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系). 990sE
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 9;k!dM
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. F^)SQ%xx
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. D?<R5zp
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. -L)b;0%
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后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩. :KL5A1{
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“Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep. Z$&