Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
(iGk]Rtzt TxwZA 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
P f6rr9 W$N_GR'4 One should love animals. They are so tasty.
s>~!r.GC (SoV2[| 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
;7 i0ko9 V>@NkQ<|y Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
aC X](sN {{f%w$r( 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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B c*Rn3i@ A2uSH@4 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
XV)ej>A-V l+bP48 Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
Hy|$7]1 4eYj.=I 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
R8Lp8!F' iYHD:cg)~ The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
HV&N(;@ k x6%5% 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
R7e`Wn w@X<</` Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
]XJpy-U jr*A1y* 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
c%Yvj g{8>2OK$c Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
s41<e" wX#=l?,K 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
8~EDmg[ +=|Q'V Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
ai`fP{WlX .gv J;A7 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
JV/K ouL 2z:4\Y5 “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
W4QVWn %3 =!9+f “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
+J]3)8y+ WHvN6 There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
]$4 k+)6 %K;,qS'N_ 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
aIRCz=N * ?rw' “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
b,~4O~z ToCB*GlL 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
:!N 5daK $oH?oD1 “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
Zdl Z,vK^. g/mVd;#o 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
Up*p*(d3 q3VE\&*^F God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
OlRBvfoh8 k^p|H: 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
T}$1<^NK tKo^A:M When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
gr4Hh/V D+LeZBJ 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
X"y rA;,o ,@khV A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
;q6:*H/ 2l{g$44 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
^uMy|d 9vmH$ The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
uz&CUvos ;f^.7| 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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