Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
[F!h&M0z _VB;fH$ 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
4j}.=u* X7 @X2 zIFm One should love animals. They are so tasty.
?AVnv(_ bN&DotG 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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qqL _H@8qR Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
(QdLz5\ [s[!PlazX 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
)xL_jSyh tb>Q#QB&u Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
g,G{%dGsk |2GrOM&S 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
uF ;8B]" .]0:`Y,; Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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i{1h" 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
8PqlbLo1 jgqeDl\=+ The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
.kyes4Z tI 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
7H4\AG\> cR&d=+R& Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
5Z(q|nn7P +f}w+ 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
u`XZtF<vf gk}.LE Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
LWxP}? = [B^V{nUBc 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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@7t*X-P.;- 4<- E0 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
[fJxbr" +jN)$Y3Ya Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
?IDkDv!na~ Oiw!d6"Ovq “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
o9v.]tb wuhL r( “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
>J,IxRGi bv``PSb3 There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
A&d_!u> BA9;=orx 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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=T$2Qo8 “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
BOl*. t ()fYhk|W 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
?QcS$i IFXn GDG$ “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
_AiGD >p3S,2SM 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
h2aO-y>K o{7w&Pgs2 God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
cr!s q.)s m;<5QK8f 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
F3nPQw{; "77l~3 When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
2bf#L?5g/ s{fL~}Yz 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
S+pm@~xe =]L#v2@ A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
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kZ"5}li 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
gT|&tTS1@ L @8[. The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
c-[IgX e WWA!_ 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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