Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
]sqLGmUL rAfz? 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
" Q?~LB Ba8=nGa4KY One should love animals. They are so tasty.
-yBKA]"<I RW+u5Y 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
9Z!n!o7D I2WP/ Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
6T'UWh0S =~h b& 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
38p"lT lbda/Zx Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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^IL*O Hs'~)T 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
!i~(h&z 17Cb{Q Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
wQUl!s7M; Zh;wQCDj 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
Hvm}@3F| %rG4X The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
p"p~Bx (cOe*>L; 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
dT*Yv`h m6mGcbpn Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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s(:( 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
?'6@m86d {73V?#P4 Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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b B4RrUA32 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
]}!@'+= i`2SebDj'w Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
;7z6B|8 XqmB%g( 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
'JMW.;Lh?X e9{0hw7 Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
49Jnp>h oYkd%N9P 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
6]b"n'G XeI2<=@% “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
c EYHB1*cT T<pG$4_ “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
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xKSQz -p_5T*R 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
CVa>5vt q-<DYVG+ “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
7x6M]1F kP%hgZ 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
*I(6hB {1OxJn1hd “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
C12UZE; 7?=^0?a 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
xUdGSr50 PK2;Ywk` God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
fQa*> **j; WT ;2aS: 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
{h+8^ Pz2 b When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
}(t`s L5FOlzn 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
6]?%1HSi 1 jidBzu< A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
~JXz G{} 2"/ 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
jjV'`Vy) 5j`xSG The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
_U^[h ! Xk4wU$1F 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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