Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
eQ$Y0qH1E QJZK|* 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
S8kCp; bHY=x}Hv One should love animals. They are so tasty.
}fp-pe69z (o 5s"b 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
tP:lP#9 BOX{]EOj Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
T(#J_Y R}-(cc%5 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
4zXFuTr($ aHV;N#Lx3 Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
G0CW}e@) +>8'mf 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
C/q'=:H; us1Hu) Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
NG=@ -eu *^\Ef4Lh 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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Y[ j6u\y 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
6O7'!@@ w x]0p Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
IQAZuN"< uF X#`^r` 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
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"0V.V>-p ?1*cO:O 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
8Q.T g. ])[[ V!1 Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
OyStq i )\1QJ$-M& 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
KKb,d0T[ IY_iB*T3jt Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
]P9l jwR B |5]Jm] 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
kGH }[w s%vis{2 “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
/Y/UM3/ u]g%@3Pn “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
5 )A1\ *1ilkmL% There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
>,v`EIg eln)BW# 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
HSw;^E)1 2% MC Yn “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
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“Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
t0( A4E N&.H|5 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
9#23FK Yc`o5Q\> God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
Fh)IgzFj "x#-sZ= 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
C0sX gM l94b^W}1)W When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
1ufp qqk 55G+; 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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{~#? A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
L,HhbTRca `A,-@`p 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
#{6{TFx\ l?\jB\, The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
pg6cF S~<$Hy*kh 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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