Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
&w8)* T A'&n5)tb 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
Mwp$ 4*.K'(S5fx One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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;a{ :%t WY:&ugGx Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
llV3ka^! Z?Hs@j 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
<#GB[kQa gb=/#G0R Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
6 15s5ZA F0vM0e- 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
?ULo&P[ :!a2]-D} Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
'})0!g<Y P|tNL}2`; 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
`+:.L>5([ ENF"c$R The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
G`fC/Le /walu+]h 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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u]+~VT1C,3 7pA/ 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
I\~G|B E{^ XlY Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
Rm1A>1a: h:zK(; 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
!o=U19) <s5qy- 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
~=<}\a~ rNjn~c Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
ZQ^r`W9_+ C98]9 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
ZOXIT(mg /&F,V+x “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
'Jf^`ZT} pD]0`L-HJU “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
0;4t&v7 Y HSYu There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
"8^5>EJWv )[mwP.T= 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
5zFR7/p{ dVB~Smsr “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
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Qm'yo <<=WY_m} 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
#P]#9Ty: @/ZF` : “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
g;$Xq)Dd ?Kvl!F!` 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
ae:zWk'! uZfnzd)c God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
+dA ,P\ L-B<nl 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
M?&h~V1OI~ pwwH<0[ When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
Y6,Rj:8 1+-_s 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
FO q1>>a0 7eWk7&Xul A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
_k8A$s<d ebPgYxVZR 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
iyj+:t/ VJ ^dY; The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
$zB[B;-!$ MlLb|!,)T 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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