Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
a{xJ#_/6 E3 % ~!ZC 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
brmSJ7 iZG-ca One should love animals. They are so tasty.
*+rfRH]a cg {5\Vl 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
#TNjQNg@O T^4 dHG-( Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
;B@#,6t/ \:+\H0Bz 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
y#a,d||N1 n#6{K6}k~ Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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DinZZ &.E/%pQ` Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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[2,D] e #HV5M1mb The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
H5 z1_O_+ X{ x(p 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
;h1hz^Wq Tz)Ku Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
,marNG :,l16{^ 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
ZV--d'YiEm sgOau\E Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
XMS:F]HN no8\Oees 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
"_&ZRcd* bit|L7*14 Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
/Pextj< ueJ^Q,-t 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
Ug+ K:YUq cD]H~D}M Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
]){ZL F'|K>!H 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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A5j?Yts J&j5@ “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
by+xK~> )y8Myb} There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
gIrbOMQ7 Dh4Lffy 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
WSMpX-^e@ wb9(aS4 “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
dDA8IW![S 4L,wBce;,t 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
- BWf. {d<XDx4` “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
qRaPh:Q' kxKb}>= 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
f?:=@35 /ckkqk" God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
%T$>E7]! 3Iqvc v 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
?GH/W#{o) x%s1)\^A When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
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G+/2o+W 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
&OJ?Za@p@) MhA4C 8 A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
vLxaZWr 5/Qu5/ 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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Fh 4!Radl3` The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
c3GBY@m \)5mO 8w 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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