Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
w0(1o_F7. N:nhS3N<L 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
iB0#Z_ M*n@djL$\~ One should love animals. They are so tasty.
_&xi})E^O] *Tyr 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
66 @#V I`-N]sf^ Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
v"3($?au0 Rt=zqfJ 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
roNRbA] mNDz|Ln Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
Ap)[;_9BD f9FEH7S68 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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v62O+{ Z36C7 kw 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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" The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
CYFi_6MFl /t"FZ# 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
O4lHR6M2 vn"+x_ Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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{>rGe#Vu wR]jJbF Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
?CU6RC n Ww)p&don 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
o +KDK{MD pB0p?D)n Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
#|R#/Yc@Bv kACgP!~/1 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
sjIUW$ YggeKN Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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(u:^4,Z g*]/HS>e<G “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
6)j4- {@YY8SKb9 “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
|f IIfYE m(DJ6CSa There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
B3C%**~:e YkuFt>U9, 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
7G]v(ay m]Gxep0% “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
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D'? x,81#=m^h 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
HY!R | ky#5G-X “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
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1YY c+A$ [ 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
4-vo R5Fd }"x#uG God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
G~mLc %<]4]h 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
7H!/et?S, PXrv2q[5? When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
;eY.4/*R !> 2kH 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
E>I\m!ue 0 *^>/* A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
0Fc^c[ v1O 1-aM 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
:}* sFbN)Cx The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
Mv?$zV"`# wSd|-e 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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