Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
#7\b\~5 ,|iy1yg( 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
<Cr8V'c L"^.0*X/d One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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VvI (!ZV9S 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
L1F###c g 9|qbKQ:[ Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
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D@ SJOmeN}4) 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
*pK lA&_ Oh-Fp-v87 Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
H%cp^G $vqU|]J` 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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0 YnD#p[Wo^ Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
2)? x?rbgsB5& 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
FbBX}n |f3U%2@ The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
[%t3[p<)O enPLaiJ'|q 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
94+/wzWvi W'V@ Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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N)P((>S; 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
a!?.F_T9A K@*rVor{ Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
+Tp%5+E n_u`B|^Pj 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
j,4,zA1j| `>\4"`I Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
}<.7 xz|V lc"qqt 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
mHHzCKE , M`bL5J; Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
L=,Y1nO:p &:q[-K@! 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
s{cKBau p;F2z;# “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
w'|&5cS +!Q!m 3/I “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
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`Z There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
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<PB2S 2DUr7rM 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
[h^f% \U Ax(; “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
Vj/fAHR`>' ^W5>i[ 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
X:R%1+&* m,=)qex “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
:cEd [Jm9 QTeFR&q8 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
pK<%<dIc ,;7`{Nab God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
E3LBPXK r7RU"H:j8 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
1Jl{1;c @uoT{E[ When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
P&,hiGTDi #jhQBb4?, 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
I'xC+nL@ R04.K! A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
c1PViko,> XynU/Go, 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
y{YXf!AS }Z"28? The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
hTDV!B-_( m**0rpA 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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