Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
@#t<!-8d IO"P /Q 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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+.D juWXB+d2Y 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
5Wa)_@qI)` Eze w@*( Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
<|Lz#iV37 !w%c=V]tV 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
UMd.=HC L NJr)f Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
SUMfebW5 e\[q3J 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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gvo98Id Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
lg$aRqI29 Hkia&nz'3 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
5ILKYUg, 3-:^mRPJ The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
~Uv#) hkb\GcOj 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
sB*dv06b0 J0R{|]W8 Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
)hO%W| *lLCH, 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
B\rY\ e> 9X Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
kn>qX{W DU"Gz!X]Jd 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
Lc}hjK ZR3,dW6S Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
ATc!c + $04lL/; 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
iC iKr aW ]JGq{I>%+6 Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
(NR( )2 %4x0^<k~ 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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jzf B!quj!A “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
8(K:2 Wkk(6gS, “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
dgX%NKv1 wY\,b*x There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
ke W7pN? S m=ln)G= 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
3A"TpR4f` LHZsmUM(dg “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
kkHK~(>G b+whZtNk7 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
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/[>_Ry, “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
1nvT={'R K9&Q@3V 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
b g0ix" `/R. 5;$| God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
CL5^>.} FYC]^D 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
#huh!Mn SbL7e#!! When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
7W4m&+ :f7!?^;y> 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
p8.JJt^ _hJ+8B^` A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
t6-fG/Kc jYAm}_?No 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
>HwVP.~HN M{)eA<6 The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
.sj/Lw} 0lq?l:/ 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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