Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
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H@4/#V|Uy qS|AdkNL 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
E#aZvE =R2l3-HA= Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
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*73AAA5LKa qy6K,/&3 Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
0:#7M}U ZHcONYAr 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
`yx56 {?y<%@ Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
)gjGG8Ee 4gya] 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
'xk1o,; IW mHp] The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
=oPng=: q#|r 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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BJ2Q 2WW I^@.Awt 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
/0l-mfRr 0NrTJ R` Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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%pqL-G /xJY7yF Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
Uqr{,-]5v l:x_j\ 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
| 4 `.#4 g/!Otgfu Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
UFL0 K c<>y!^g 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
~n8F7 RRNH0-D1l “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
cT I,1U @| P3 “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
P.!;Uf}32 {)@ j77P There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
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>?d' 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
\"t`W: D*qzNT@`LR “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
7Y)s#FJ y6\ [1nZ 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
{aT92-D3 FJW`$5? “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
-h=c=P ?f9$OLEB 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
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ea>[BB3# wD}EW 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
b~F!.^7Q 1BTgGF When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
"AV1..mu W;91H'`?H 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
ynx WQ%d(` Y5Ft96o))x A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
roL}lM$ I51M}b,[d 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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O]sD`i The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
0:s8o@} g:;Ya?5N 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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