Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
iQ*JU2;7t ;5#P? 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
Y{Kpopst R?+Eo(0q, One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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>#dNXH]9 N'Va&"&73> Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
0*VRFd4 |Z6rP- 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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m}6GVQ'Q NI=t)[\F 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
k='sI^lF a}`4BMi3 Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
)vOZp& tc@v9`^_ 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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nOo/ +OK.[ji? The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
t-dN:1 5ejdf 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
s['F?GWg nlHH}K Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
@z$V(}(O^ Zp@p9][C 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
A)040n 7u,56V?X Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
V!c{%zd 8~:qn@Z|E 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
G9 z Q{E Nol',^) Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
:g'"*VXYB ?)Z~H,Q(z 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
]N-K`c] 5'\/gvxIC Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
O-wR48Q [:a;|t 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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i3 -7k “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
y2\, L #E5#{bra There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
.zlUN0oe h_?D%b~5 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
|=l;UqB A[XEbfDO “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
Il'+^u_ < $"J+3mO 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
y M , hF &kXf)xc<~ “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
3?Bq(( -[`,MZf 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
?&)<h_R4p t LS5yT/ God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
hX$k8 o0 -}9ZZ#K 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
-nN }8&l (J\"\#/d When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
H1 n`A#6? "1&C\}.7 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
oVb6,Pn ^=pn!lK;^ A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
~k+-))pf V\PGk<VO 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
0#G&8*FMN /=lrdp!a The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
^&h|HO-5 bf'@sh%W 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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