Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
:I('xVNPz abnd U,s 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
%},gE[N!J ^4[[+r One should love animals. They are so tasty.
sdWl5 " jhG7sS| 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
yh:,[<q 4QNR_w Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
bEKLameKv `[CJtd2\ 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
q#`^EqtUF M<unQ1+wh Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
ArYF\7P s>\g03= 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
O:)IRB3 (do=o&9pm Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
^mpB\D)q #pSOZX 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
dO,05?q| [{F7Pc The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
m!60. MF}Lv1/[-J 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
fm>K4\2 dA/o4co Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
bOMP8{H, ]ECZU 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
|:+pPh!- sVd_O[ Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
D~Ohw sL4 }27Vh0v 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
p0y?GNQ :QV6z*#zD Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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(M(w': :s '"u] 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
' u};z:t Wmxw! Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
#0^3Wm`X; Q 02??W 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
&W+G{W{3 I%>]!X “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
8;\tP29 #4 &N0IG “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
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irb.F>(x h$ iyclX 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
Qfu*F} ku9FN “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
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4QwWSBJ 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
2mU-LQ1WN _AHB|P I “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
pD_eo6xX Ldj^O9p( 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
$_7d! S" '`~(Fkj God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
:mV7)oWH u:H 3.5)% 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
VBsFT2XiL V?V)&y] 4 When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
RQ)!KlY (=tF2YBV 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
L5qCv -{ 2:HP5 A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
- Zoo) ^%8Hvy 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
])ALAAIc- p<0kmA<B/ The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
i_'R"ob{S &~JfDe9IS 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
Gg pQ]rw [ 此贴被嘻唰唰主义在2006-04-06 12:55重新编辑 ]