Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
av5lgv)3 ^WVr@6 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
hZyz5aZ)K U`:$1*(` One should love animals. They are so tasty.
HZM&QZHx)` 0_%u(? 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
G8<,\mg+ 8-po| Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
N]5-# 8Y&(o-R0 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
& }}o9 }b~ZpUL! Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
P+oZS y&SueU= 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
A!hkofQ f4:gD*YT Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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J;G+6C$: o,u-% The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
` NcWy 7]G3yt-> 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
Dmn6{jyP hPH=.rX Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
\/'u(|G A<AZs~f 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
p"Fj6T2 \J:/l|h Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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eu: @Vc*JEW 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
MSsboSxA tE- s/ 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
t|d9EC]c( ~x`OCii Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
e=TB/W_ pT.iQ J| 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
I=|b3- Wu9@Ecb “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
b`fPP{mG mq su8ti “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
WHMt$W}% 05.^MU?^U There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
iIA&\'|;i 8`kK)iCq 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
9SXFiZA(r jL>IX`,+6 “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
LZ}C{M{=5A !z$.Jcr1 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
ON\_9\kv &}Cm9V “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
E9YR *P4$ M)#aX|%Mh 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
G!uoKiL j0~]o})@i God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
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N 3g`uLA X>u 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
X@2[!%nm lqTTTk When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
D({%FQ" LaG./+IP 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
K}L-$B*i 0V@u] A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
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okgu$2 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
3Gubq4r D4$;jz,, The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
Lo5itW @bSxT,2 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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