Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
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c0 yPXa 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
HZJ)q`1E YQ7\99tj One should love animals. They are so tasty.
P]mJ01@' TEN~3 Ef# 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
gL(_!mcwu LjEG1$F> Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
|T) $E FOS5?%J 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
MX)mm^A ;b6h/*;' Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
u"s@eN 92 oUQ EK 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
gmW-#. 3[Xc:;+/ Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
=euMOs .X](B~\! 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
6a!b20IZh V<&^zIJUR The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
ARd*c?Om \MU-D,@ 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
WM8])}<L #M5pQ&yZy Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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RE%25t| ;ZtN9l Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
fG_<HJS(~ 4Wk`P]?^ 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
#9e 2+5s /:. p{y Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
r"&uW!~0 qvC 2BQ 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
#6F|}E &y&pjo6v1 Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
|QHIB?C?` Bag_0.H&m 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
Is[n7Q me+u"G9I; “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
8mM`v Y~Z&h?H'} “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
m8,jV R K0'= O There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
TR&7AiqB ZuNUha&a 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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M90X8 $g&_7SJ@ “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
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+l-A>Ic 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
U9Gg#M4tY m`9P5[m#x> “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
.$U=ngj\t Sah!|9 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
h )% e P/,ezVb= God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
Y;1s=B9 u-u:7VtH0= 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
">v-CSHY o\N^Uu When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
Egi(z9|Pp SNrX(V::z 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
Aj{G=AT cXIuGvE&= A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
f#&@Vl(i& ~sVbg$]\ G 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
`1i\8s&O6@ <~hx ~"c The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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MXwP 'byao03 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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