Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
-G]\"ZGi 2t\a/QE)E 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
=jip* E^ qHg\n)R"x! One should love animals. They are so tasty.
.Xh ^L 1=OXi!G 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
bAt%^pc=y |h(!CFR Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
mkTf}[O I-4csw<Qy 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
wH~Q4)#=o b&~rZ Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
S0 M-$ iSo+6gu 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
Jg3}U j2By N%/Qc hu Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
/ O6n[qj| =&xamA) 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
d~uK/R-KD =(K;z9OR The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
8$-Wz:X& 5 |{0|mP 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
%Vrl"4^}t 9mwL\j Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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wqyx{W`~w 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
zm\=4^X W}+Q!T= Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
O[3J Px UL$^zR3%d 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
dgE|*1/0 Fe%Q8RIh_ Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
`,tv&siSA %JBp~" 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
A!H6$-W|p KWCA9.w4q Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
~HI|t2C AF ZHS\ 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
~<Uwumv '81$8xxdY “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
,sP7/S)FR fyYT #r “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
/cexd_l|f 6GMQgTY^ There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
CspY+%3$ 1[D~Eep 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
jY$Bns&.w ;$&&tEh) “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
B4pheKZ2 5R?iTB1, 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
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$ “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
lLxKC7b L{N9h1] 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
o~<37J3). 0XSZ3dY&+ God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
f8L BM&95p 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
-OZXl iW+ZI6@ When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
r75,mX fBS;~;l 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
E@hvO% fI`6]?W A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
Cd#[b)d ?^ FGG Fi( 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
!h}x,=`z/ uXxyw7\W The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
s[nXr 3%|LMX]M5_ 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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