Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
eK\i={va %w/vKB"nO 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
m1sV~"v; hw B9N One should love animals. They are so tasty.
sM9utR !_iv~Q zv 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
sWVapup? =W gzj|Kr Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
0R-W9qP 7H,)heA 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
M~.1:%khM W*u$e8i7 Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
m,rkKhXP jZe/h#J)[ 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
A5s;<d0 -x!JTx[K Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
m`tX&K#- 2=VFUR 8 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
Y7')~C`up^ /%bnG(4 The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
B~YOU3 E>u U6#v 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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xPd Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
K}Q:L(SSr\ Fj`K$K? 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
{_Fh3gjb/ M>{*PHze0 Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
K d{o/R |[)pQGw 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
?YF2Uc8z%2 Z~;rp`P Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
K[Vj+qdyl Ir Y\Q) 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
^SIA%S3 vm=d?*cR Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
nJwP|P_ MG^YT%f 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
;B{oGy. y#/P||PM “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
E<@N4%K_Q -'^:+FU “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
[<wpH0lNoy *rYPjk6g[ There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
/^WOrMR 5eM{>qr} 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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~1nKL0C6u FyNm1QNy^ 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
D&OskM60 @yF>=5z: “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
blkPsp)m" m\MI 6/ 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
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-9IP God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
AN)r(86L ;"8BbF. 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
"1UpoF'w #9{2aRCJ When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
b&RsxW7 9!ARr@ ; 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
)&%Y{a# hd`jf97* A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
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服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
J.]`l\ (#]9{C; The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
``>z8t[ks X(Z(cY( 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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