Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
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qv 6[~_;0 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
fIwG9cR *mtS\J One should love animals. They are so tasty.
eRm 9LOp Q8 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
wMvAm%}+ #)b0&wyW6i Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
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ty zf 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
'M!* Ge $WICyI{$ Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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;U<}2M!g 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
C=,O'U(ep m[8?d~ Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
$;VY`n K$kI%eGZA 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
:xy4JRcF `*-rz<G The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
mGP&NOR0^y >\4"k4d} 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
R8N*. [ X-k$6}D Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
Mp,aQ0bNS ag{cm'. 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
caD)'FSES bSgdVP- Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
$*q^7ME S\<nCkE^ 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
UR<a7j"@2 AXT(D@sI= Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
2C[xrZa^ o_R_ 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
.{,fb ,0\Pr Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
d8ck].m= A w"Y_S8. 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
/ht-]Js$G *Eg[@5;QA “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
uRCZGg&V?# 4#Cm5xAt6 “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
?M9?GodbP. JrNqS[c/ There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
hmp!|Q[) :sA$LNj} 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
:J;&Z{ \w@V7~vA “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
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ReT? /ei(Q'pc[ 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
6x iCTs0@ UiQF4Uc" “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
\$W\[s4I uq\[^ 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
Mem1X rBH &e)V!o@wJV God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
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o(7@ 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
2#)z%K6T O/Mx$Q3re When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
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q9(<'F 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
,-`A6ehg y134m A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
yt[*4gF4 Xv2Q8-}w 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
jUGk=/*]e +nz0ZQ9 a The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
> JP}OS ~%?LFR' 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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