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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. ``bIqY
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One should love animals. They are so tasty. )=6|G^
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. k fS44NV
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Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught. 1s5FjD?M
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. ^b)8l
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. Cisv**9
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每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。 <RzGxhT
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. n<47#-
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. PScq-*^
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. |E:q!4?0
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. =@w,D.5h
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. h">L>*Wfx
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系). RzG7Xr=t
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. \%Wu`SlDp9
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. p^1s9CM%
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. LliOhr4
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爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. Fljqh8c5
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后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩. P~Ss\PT
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“Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep. ~Y=v@] 2/
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“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧. + ;u<tA
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. (6##\}L&