Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
DQG%`-J qc8Ge\3s 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
PmuG(qg 20c5U% One should love animals. They are so tasty.
@:N8V[*u vjEDd`jYZ 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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#C9f?fnM f_~T 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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UmR)L!QT8 8eXeb|?J 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
XGa8tI[:X l.}PxZ Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
,6^<Vg `OW'AS | 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
&^`Wtd~g %\JGDM*m The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
?C|'GkT N:`_Vl 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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.j4y0dh33 72nZ`u Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
ChiIQWFE ZF7n]LgSc& 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
k4{!h?h E@ea?Sx Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
#2]*qgA4 SeHrj&5U 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
S{^x]h|? bxE~tsM"@Y Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
aL(G0@( j4XVk@'OX 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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?`RlYu /pF8S!,z “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
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A@?0( @b(@`yz.a 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
wDvu2iC= u!X~!h-6~ “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
[RBSUOF "(=g7,I4 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
pA8bFtt CR [>5/:M “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
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4)iP%%JH %pVsafV God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
"}()/ []>rYZ9bv 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
c/$].VG0 jf)cDj2 When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
^\PRzY f0P,j~] 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
JSUD$|RiJ b%lH=u A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
!Q\*a-C (BY 0b%^ 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
lJ3VMYVrUP @lB{!j&q The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
A;8kC} jU-LT8y: 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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