Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
c<~DYe;; tk:nth 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
M= |is*t ]Nw]po+ One should love animals. They are so tasty.
m5a'Vs B*E"yB\NV 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
>|gXE> 8r:T&)v Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
smn(q)tt v-^<,|vm2f 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
GMkni'pV 8|$g"?CU Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
qT:`F +?*.Emzl@ 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
J5O/c,?g Hwtoa, Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
|/c-~|% C-@M|K9A' 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
W5e>Z&& A|@d{g The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
.W$9nbly :Ig9n: 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
YHke^Ind ux*G*QZ Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
*b!.9p K 7/fJQM 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
T,Q7 YI k2 _y84;D Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
I2NMn5> <g\:By^ 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
aqI m W :;hm^m]Y Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
+W$uHQq -UAMHd}4 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
<Wj/A/ TEGg)\+D> Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
n{qVF#N_ \}<J>R@ 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
qlg.\H:W~ DY/%|w*L “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
hOV5WO\ 7:=(yBG “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
%F$]v D8xE"6T> There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
Fo5UG2E& ACFEM9 [= 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
N6T !}c\u “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
|oX9SU l C43I(.2g 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
Oml /;p D5xTuv9T “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
iCGHcN^3 %U.x9UL 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
Jy[rA<x$ P1]F0fR God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
.:B0(4Mj a3z_o)" 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
>MhZ(&iD q1 BpE8 When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
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l}k/ /}%C' 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
o/vD]Fs zWhzU|=8 A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
aW;)-0+ t-iQaobF 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
_`laP5~ .vIRz-S The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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=i2]qj\ 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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