Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
pUr[MnQLf fz&}N`n 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
GN<I|mGLJK _#O?g=1 One should love animals. They are so tasty.
(Gn[T1p? $ZU(bEUOG 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
W24bO|>D %awS* Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
*LRGfk+h ie!4z34 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
ASvPr*q/ b{rmxtx Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
taQ[>x7b 3(:mRb} 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
o^?{j*)g YiTp-@$} Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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z aF0nov >{S $0D The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
VO Qt{v{1| )9r%% # 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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:RsPGj6 1l_}O1 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
.F2nF8 l5[xJH Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
FW DuH`-5 6bNW1]rD 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
/09=Tyy/\ bJm0 Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
L{f>;[FR _6!/}Fm 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
$:[BB,$ *fSM' q; Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
"yTh + = ogqV]36Idh 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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RRqMwy>% K eI:/2 “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
2g6_qsqi 4i/q^;` There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
1gm/{w6O s ;s-6%p 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
Hi_Al,j: TRLeZ0EC “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
Qz+d[%Q}x @>2rz 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
id+m[']+ df6Ν4L “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
U;{,lS2l Y@H,Lk 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
}Tr83B| CQ.4,S}6' God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
0DB<hpC:5 IS2Ij 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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U}t'WU hlFU"u_ When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
-`dxx)x ckN(`W,xp 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
hcd>A vC8 mK40 f A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
./nYXREO| |M<.O~|D6} 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
qH%L"J SKSAriS~ The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
C}=_8N RO$@>vL 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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