Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
9=-!~_'1- wkp|V{k 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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>#MGGCGL -/s2' 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
]('isq,P |c]Y1WwDx Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
/y\KLa Ff\U]g 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
3j2% '$>E^ jx=2^A/i2- Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
^H,o I* 9J$z/j;X 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
fYU-pdWPT O*<,lq 0K Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
KL4Z||n D/jS4'$vA 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
JQ*CF(9 fRTQ5V The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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\ 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
8^H <dR *(~=L%s Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
uQ;b'6Jcp <3!jra,h 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
)32BM+f"77 %rz.>4i)( Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
hb>,\46} y`~[R7E 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
ypuW}H%` 0!n6tz lT Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
T/V 5pYl >Ic)RPO9 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
_Z:WgO]. hr8v O"tZN Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
r9/PmZo4x |WiK* 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
/&>6#3df- |zV-a2K%J “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
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x.7Ln9 Y%UfwbX!g There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
K"cN`Kj<*- 8"a[W3b 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
\|Qx`- e1dT~l “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
5o~;0K] ^G,]("di` 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
tZtyx;EP (8<U+)[tPy “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
O)'Bx=S4Ke pI>i1f=W 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
4Lx#5}P `N~;X~XFk God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
/\-qz$ k,xY\r$ 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
_u^ S[ )g9&fGYf When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
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R1YRqk 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
\e5bxc `0tzQ>ZQq A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
TR8<= {XMF26C# 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
g/b_\__A @)>9l& The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
eI@LVi6<b R=IZFwr 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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