Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
Cd7l+~*Y e.]k4K 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
@WP%kX.? +6f[<^K# One should love animals. They are so tasty.
wZ/b;%I! Env_??xq 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
iH)-8Q &\<?7Qj3U| Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
z`Xc] cPi cT#R B7 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
!Z%pdqo`. !6eF8T Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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E 7"`D\* [\.@,Y0j Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
2,G9~<t N@R?<a 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
lNB<_SO J;Veza The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
Mgg m~|9) M(<.f}yZQ 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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|\SwZTr Hs(U|BXU 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
)%~<EJ*&Z +D|E8sz8 Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
>?GCH(eW% n<Z1i) 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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wQN/MYF[ IeGVLC 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
~A-D>.ZH F+?g0w[' Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
\Wf1b8FW 01vKx)f 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
<CGJ:% AY *."50o=T “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
5U<;6s wU/BRz8I “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
'" J``= 'klYGp There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
H]VoXJ\* $;B0x 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
d2O x:| <) {[[/*1r| “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
[PL]!\NJ )cYbE1=u8> 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
gR@,"6b3 B"2#}HM “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
]%I|C++0 (GbZt{. 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
eX <@qa4< >m8~Fs0 God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
Qk`LBvg1 .?*TU~S 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
nsy eid* Jn)DZv8? When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
_vr;cjMI Pze{5! 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
P2sM3C _/cL"Wf A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
]$i~;f 8I pEX|zee 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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AV The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
#wfb-`,5&9 F]6$4o[ 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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