Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
<9=9b_z {X2`&<i6 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
ml@2wGyf ,BF E=:ZIK One should love animals. They are so tasty.
!zPG?q]3 "dR|[a<#g 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
KZ!3j_pKy nd;fy$<J\ Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
t1VH doNN 2^t#6XBk/ 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
+(xeT+J -p-B2?)A Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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SJc 2L AYDaS 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
^gVT$A L=2y57&Y Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
QDpEb=|S =0@&GOq 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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tvXW The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
#j@71]GI 'Dvv?>=& 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
pLMRwgzr :Rs^0F8)c Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
AtR?J"3E <I}2k 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
*. 3N=EO fzjU<?} Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
\#68;)+= Ku&!?m@C 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
%/>xO3"T b 1&i# I?{ Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
K^_i%~ _U;eN|Ww 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
"cTncL [-&L8Un Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
7_2kDDW0 <foCb%$(? 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
%>g W9}kB y9#$O(G “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
SXao|{?O qO`)F8 “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
tpy>OT$ 6#j$GH * There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
R3k1RE2c&g kNu'AT#3| 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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Eo` 7iJ&6=/ “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
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fd#g?I <p;k)S2J “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
/ywD{* DmXcPJ[9 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
K[chjp!$l pT?Q#,fh God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
0A{/B/r #YDr%>j 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
UpXz&k \7"@RHcihB When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
y7KzW*>g: ~2EH OO{ 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
e!fqXVEVR 65ly2gl A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
fC}R4f7C m]*Bx%-1c 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
vK$"# F~ *5<Sr q' The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
:';L/x> cI]WrI2CQa 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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