Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
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Y`O 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
]H*=Z:riu 3FfS+q*3S One should love animals. They are so tasty.
5Dd;?T> ;F-kE4w 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
n%}0hVu f3O'lc3 Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
%$Uw]a nN:i{t4f 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
gvX7+F=}B )Lq FZ~B Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
Tu"](|I> E^G= 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
uu:BN0 rx<fjA% Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
`Bx CTwc bk|>a=o3 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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\Y iD9GAe}x The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
Ogb!YF#e qohUxtnTK> 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
6 [IiJhVL ( Qnn Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
juM?y'A FD8Hx\oF 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
:'03*A_[ 59|Tmf(dS; Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
e |!i1e! fu/v1~X 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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5,A/6b Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
5_PD?lg }\B6d\k 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
DY%E&Vd:h N9hBGa$ Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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#qzozQ4 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
Q'Q^K \;~>AL* “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
d)LifsD) z5?xmffB “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
Xln'~5~) AV?*r-vWL. There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
z7 }@8F 6HyQm?c>a 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
3AWg 43L7 P*_Q 8I)Y “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
<EJC.WWJa Nt/>RCh 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
(sZB- &uC7W.| “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
~"8b\oLW k#U?Xs> 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
) "'J]6 3(X"IoNQ God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
\:Q)Ef XB2[{XH, 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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pRo x5s Yo\ When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
:9.ik 7D<M\l8G 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
*?cE]U6; N|wI=To A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
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MV 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
sRqFsj}3e "4C b dD// The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
h",kA(+P du Pzt 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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