Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
y>u|3:z O6b+eS 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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[34 One should love animals. They are so tasty.
jll|y0 z/QYy)_j 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
i7 YUyU OR|Jc+LT Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
b~)2`l E|_8#xvb 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
c`lL&*] /FPO'} 6i Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
Wk/Q~o ]uh/ !\ 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
3N2d@R DOkuT/+ Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
v6L]3O1 mO]dP;, 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
5K$<Ad4$b ).e}.Z6[i` The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
<W7WlT unz~vG1Tn 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
xkSVD6Km Z:x`][vg Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
[Ran/D\. OBF-U]?Y 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
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N;>s|ET " L,9.b 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
q%vel.L]% 4,Uqcw?!F' Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
{36N=A {:n1|_r4Z 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
seP h%Sa_ 1Id"|/b%$ Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
@"^7ASd% JdWav!PYm 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
{'{9B wHx_lsY; “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
8.IenU9 ty%,T.@e “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
^4<&"aoo }mUb1b There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
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dzG UYW'pV 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
mWn0"1C plJUQk “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
r/P}j4)b7 `@0AGSzUv 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
}&6:0l$4! hK{<&T “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
fuF{8-ua (#z6w#CU( 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
^7;s4q Y5"HKW^ God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
2hryY "*MF=VB1 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
vO/ 3bu} Vu E$-)&) When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
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McZm0c` a <F2]H=J 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
0B}2~}# 0O]v| A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
;, \!&o6 `(I$_RSE") 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
*uy<Om O;}K7rSc The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
[U"/A1p JB.U& 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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