Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
OJh+[bf" 9aW8wYL~b 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
>b[4 }W^V^i ) One should love animals. They are so tasty.
.&aVx] Yj|c+&Ng 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
iPRJA{$b_ q>Dr)x) Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
Udb0&Y1^ <v1_F;{n 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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SLbavP#G Y9lbf_51 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
T%z!+/=&^ ^MF=,U'8 Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
[kU[}FT [U+<uZzOC 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
'6Rs0__ z.Ve#~\ The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
q[We][Nrzb 2=/-d$ 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
zmrX%!CW Y6[] wUJ Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
HzFt m-&a~l 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
(RI>aDGRH Lt#:R\;& Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
g/J^K*3] 1bFEx_ 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
k_.j% ]J0Y^dM Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
]2u7?l 0(.R?1*:Rf 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
[jG uO% oGU.U9~! Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
Jq=>H@il ~T{d9yNW1 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
NEjBjLJZ YpbdScz “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
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.(A “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
)l/C_WEK !{|yAt9kP There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
N'q/7jOy zv3<i ( 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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9/^Bj 'e8d["N 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
\H'CFAuF =,1zl}PR “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
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aWi]t'_ d+wNGN God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
%#;(]7Zq 3 %{'Uh, 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
$y |6< mZ.6Njb When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
^a0-5 #._6lESK 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
(/UMi,Ho AhFI, x A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
rzY@H }u ?&bVe__ 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
/[|md0, J!gWRw5 The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
4% .2= Z.#glmw^=R 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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