Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
RK%N:!fq= )Zx;Z[ 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
#P[d?pY oJ}!qrrH One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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cFH=um 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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yu8xTh$: $RA8U:Q!1e 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
Nm;(M= Hrb67a%b Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
(80 Tbi~+ 7P!<c/ E 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
{OHaI ; YCJc Dab Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
{s^vAD<~x3 s~OGlPK 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
('yBIb\ue C4vmgl& The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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Jo%5 NXts4 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
.~J}80a/ ""-#b^DQ Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
@2H"8KX $Pw@EC] 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
|8,|>EyqK J,@SSmJ` Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
tNsiokOm <\i}zoPO 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
vU5a`0mH C:Tjue{G2 Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
)*!"6d)^ J=QuZwt 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
2M`]nAk2a ~zdHJ8tYp Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
$$my,:nH 9='a9\((mH 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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d1MY>zq Z/#l~.o[ “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
VRr_s:CWK $#|iKi<Y@j There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
wNzALfS tu.Tvtudzj 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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46U?aHKW@| QuEfV ?)_4 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
CUz1q*): ~M@'=Q*~ “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
$"VgNynq RZwjc<T 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
$:|z{p ldEZ _g^ God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
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R @y3u'Y,B 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
N!O.=>8< H"~]|@g-p When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
"'389*- y^utMH 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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{R`,iWV RPH]@ 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
Ps<6 kQ( !Db0r/_:G The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
^;on ?|Q[QP 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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