Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
`7QvwXsH] MtpU~c 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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<CZI7]PM7 5T$}Oy1 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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oQ'4,F Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
N{1.gS )myf)"l5 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
o,S!RG& !dfS|BA] Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
!Qv5"_ yxaT7Oqh% 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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9GMH*=3[= 1.Haf 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
t{/:( Nu p!HPp Ef+# The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
"XGD:>Q. W<\ kf4Y 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
r+t ,J|V |rr$U Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
"bD+/\ z @T<ad7g-2J 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
A#v|@sul opm?':Qst Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
p+orBw3 FjD,8^SQW 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
0n4g$JK7 FovE$Dj] Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
+<pVf%u5 nGq]$h 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
B3y?. %*$5!; Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
{V}t'x`4c y=[gQJ6~r 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
=LlLE<X"%x FWuw/b$ “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
/Jh1rck i/NDWVFD “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
S:/{ 7n\ ThfH{ There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
tlDYk 6yE'/VB< 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
;$vLq&(} tRLE,(S,- “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
xU@1!%l@ _,DO~L 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
4cott^K. S4L-/<s[* “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
DW1@<X <(fdHQD!7> 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
Xl#Dw bx Wu4ot0SZ God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
Ba/RO36&c 6XdWm 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
MMMqG`Px 5,S,\O9>X When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
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cbF-M &svx@wW 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
^`tk/#h\9F >eQbipn A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
*3;UAfHv I`22Zwq: 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
T36x=LX wz|DT3"Xs The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
}x]&L/ },rav] 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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