Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
-g`IH-B ~S(^T9R 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
V{Q kN7- %c6E-4b One should love animals. They are so tasty.
NO>k b7h+?!H]R 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
@C.GKeM* 5JFV%odo Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
]HvZ$ z \?UGxu} 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
hG Apuy KAb(NZK Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
Rrqg[F + jM__{z 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
v$$]Gv( t =dO Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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Zg $Tf C+l?k2 The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
W(@>?$& ^Rmoz1d 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
Gc;B[/: v["3 Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
|%ZpatZA5 3Xdn62[& 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
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:dDxxrs" sx-F8:Qa 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
~t9Mh^gij $Sb@zLi) Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
v>at/ef *g$agyOfh 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
_$(GRNRYK 2nx9#B*/T Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
4e/cqN6 }jcIDiSu 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
@ta?&Qf) "%kGRHq “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
!Mil?^ yiO31uQt “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
k5s ?lWH <_f`$z There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
uRGB/ju^E x3;jWg~' 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
_3U|2(E R.UumBM “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
UKYupLu5 TMY{OI8 a 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
2+&R"#I .~22^k “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
`uhL61cMp 9,KVBO 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
J=VyyUB &%}6q]e God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
^#7viZ* 1:YAn 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
1)gv%_ cUNGo%Y When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
.f+9 A> #Wq#beBb 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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$k`I, QglYU A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
o6/Rx#A G ;jF9i 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
tNYJQ 9g4QVo| The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
\ bC}&Iz6 H}(=?}+ 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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