Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
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$xQL]FmS Ts9uL5i One should love animals. They are so tasty.
@ P|y{e6 Pc9H0\+Xk 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
W!<U85-#S r*Xuj= Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
|hQ;l|SWg f!"w5qC^ 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
KmF]\:sMD uq{beC Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
W8<%[-r {b{s<@? 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
HTtnXBJ)*H H>C=zo,oiC Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
c9Yrw^ `x|?&Ytmf9 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
*h|U,T7ew @@%ataUSBT The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
*`U~?q} e;jdqF~v! 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
H#&00 Q[ UI#h&j5pW Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
`2snz1>!j j@9T.P1 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
l^qI,M Y0>y8UV Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
626r^c= .u:GjL'$ 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
26nx`w?j( ,s(,S Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
HV.t6@\}; c|%6e(g"L 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
A's{j7 PM+[,H Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
>/|*DI-HJ Dj +f]~ 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
OCUr{Nh 0mnw{fE8_ “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
r,udO,Yi=c 9my^Y9B “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
! z**y}<T q@qsp&0/ There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
Zh,71Umz _^;Z~/. 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
;I*o@x_ ]q.0!lh+WL “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
q@&6#B ^_6|X]tz1T 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
Jvi#) zTp"AuNHN “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
~BF&rx5Q g :OI 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
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?(PKeq6 y(&Ac[foS} 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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;*N5Y}?j' .N3mb6#[R 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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11| 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
omFz@ D@KlOU{< The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
q| 7( n|hNM?v 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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