Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
Aw5pd7qKL vAb^]d 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
\25/$Ae}c cc}Key@D One should love animals. They are so tasty.
7a4o1;l <IJu7t> 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
(xl\J/ d>0+A)6> Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
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G(iJi q[3x2sR Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
i;z{zVR 'sh~,+g 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
o:S0* C NsNZJ Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
m8R9{LC JL=U,Mr6 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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3@Z.D lg: The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
t?c}L7ht Rk6deI] 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
({s6eqMhDd S4UM|` Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
'1?\/,em 1'.7_EQ4T 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
z~*g ~RKS! @"-</x3o Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
n">u mM;Eh h4|i%,f 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
=Prb'8 W (8$k4`T> Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
1MlUG5 !RB)_7 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
6W[}$#w IW=cym7 Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
{n#k,b&9B E>b2+;Jv 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
9,uhfb^] Vj<:GRNQ,d “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
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^[39*8 There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
F{06 _T {]_uMg#! 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
;~fT,7qBah 3@+b}9s8 “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
hu_ ^OlF [x=jH>Y 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
Kl7WQg,XOi PyVC}dUAX “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
%^sTU4D5 1"Z@Q`} 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
4iAZ+l5& 'c2W}$q God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
De7Ts =4V&*go*\ 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
*B`Zq) NBl+_/2'w When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
OsBo+fwT <,o>Wx*1C 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
W} WI; cI Lbe\@S A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
.2d9?p3Y We0.3aG 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
r/pH_@ 8fA_p}wp The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
8n1'x; !cKz7?w 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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