Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
LBsluT \cUNsB5 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
]0)|7TV* O8u j`G 9 One should love animals. They are so tasty.
-}=%/|\FG ,:H\E|XeBw 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
FUOI3 b6F4>@gjg Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
^1aAjYFn ReI/]#Us 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
Hp|_6hO 2 r1LViK Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
fhp<oe>D -VTkG]{`Ir 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
'BPp ]R#{ >wBJy4: Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
V=V:SlS9| M&Uj^K1 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
3]UUG RUT,Y4 b The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
FPI;Jx6W' 7C ,UDp| 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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xoq w1#gOwA,$ Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
?zVL;gVWA f[~L?B;_L 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
;)e2@'Agl D-(w_$# Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
o=?C&f{ 5HO9+i 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
h!ZV8yMc >W`4aA Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
yA(K=?sq kO{s^_qR^c 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
/)(#{i* ;Tc`}2 Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
xs:n\N <**y !2 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
~UjGSO)z} ``e$AS “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
*nsAgGKKM^ ]=";IN:SU “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
GBFtr [7S} g There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
dW~*e2nq i35=Y~P- 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
#x3ujJ 5<j%EQN|D “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
`zXO_@C !0C^TCuG 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
/&{$ pM|? bk^TFE1l “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
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^3avRsC %\r!7@Q 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
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God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
MxcFvo*LCp (BfgwC) 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
H4!+q:< 'hv k When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
Z(_ZAB%+D JEgx@};O 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
cEd+MCN 9n5<]Q( A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
70mpSD3 Cp]"1%M, 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
Bv.`R0e& `z )N,fF The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
1YJC{bO FH%GIi 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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