Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa. 7>|p_o`e
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. &E8fd/s=k
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One should love animals. They are so tasty. 2v\-xg%1
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. ]mvVX31T
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Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught. Q@#Gm9m
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. BcD%`vGJ
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. =6+j
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每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。 &M^FA=J\
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. zs@[!?A,
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. )Z2t=&Nw
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. N\dr_
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. %uLyL4*L(p
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. :7Q,
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系). 7 }sj&
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. !4G<&hvb
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. \M`fkR,,'
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. 7'xds
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. \4`2k
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后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩. =F}e>D
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“Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep. i@ avm7
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“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧. ".SQ*'Oc
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. /aB9pD+%
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