Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
`%QXaKO- (4o<U%3kGq 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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H9;0$Y(e- 0N;~(Vt2 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
Z(j"\d!y Hlhd6be Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
}NjZfBQW` Ri>4:V3K 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
nTsKJX%\ Pi+pQFz5 Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
%k%%3L, umT * 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
9|D*}OY> Ml_Hq>\U Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
D:] QBA)C wE[gp+X~ 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
d|#&j." |d$4Fu(M~ The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
6ChFsteGFr r7)qr%n 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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GP>\3@> ;b{yu| 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
kEgpF{"%n clG@]<a`_ Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
7|5X> yt Ii9[[I 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
Ff{,zfN+3 BLN|QaZ Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
dGyrzuPJ D@2L<!\ 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
arIEd VfNa Um}f7^fp^l Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
e Fh7#~m 6Hbu7r*tm 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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}u9#S ?g\emhG “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
Nq9\ 2p m"@o There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
nU4to IM% ,A5u 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
5U-SIG* 6r|=^3{ “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
W#)X@TlE F r!FV4 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
-MRX@ a^1 5JHWt<n{P “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
V/3@iOwD h ;@c%Vm 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
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He,,bq @R-11wP)M 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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b'``0OB ) z&cM8w: 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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T|8:_4/l @@j:z;^| 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
iC3C~?,7 |Fz ^(US The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
[^Bjmw[7 ?&'Kw>s@ 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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