Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
)DeA}e?F u&9 r2R959 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
]\xy\\b/` K"0PTWt One should love animals. They are so tasty.
j8n4fv-)f v$7EvFS 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
#fL8Kq Cz W:L&t Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
T<L^N+<,{N rS?pWTg"8 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
zt<WXw( .-IkL|M Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
8?i7U<CB $YXMI",tt< 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
7As|Ns` \|U l]1pO8 Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
PmR~c, \T\b NbPn 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
#."Hh<C 3`#6ACF The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
m1IKVa7-\} 6sE{{,OGB 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
BA:yQ "F}'~HWZp Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
581e+iC~<H js8{]04y 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
Ik[s E%'~'[Q Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
qBQ`~4s p?2Y }9 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
2<][%> ' F! X}(N?t Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
`iJhG^w9M Mze;k3 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
sz9G3artK& <97d[/7i Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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beQZG 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
hxf'5uc <n:}kQTT “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
\(Pohw WWo _kdL'x “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
78Aa|AJU /\w)>0 There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
R'dSbn o d7]tOK9 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
xESjM1A) _6k*'aT~FK “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
2~*Ez!.3 Yyfq 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
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/4 AWjm~D-? “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
r,]#b[:.s| QeDQo 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
>z%Q>(F ^@"H1 God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
{0@&OO:w +@Ad1fJi 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
t9_E$w^U mCz,2K|^~ When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
?|1Mv1C? :qvI%1cP= 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
Ka|eFprS jS!`2li?{ A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
`' 153M] Ln.ZVMZ; 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
Xwa_3Xm*Le /oL;YIoQX The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
x-'~Bu NJ MJ 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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