Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
spd>.Cm` PlTY^N6Hn 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
OW1[Y-o[ Bam7^g'*!3 One should love animals. They are so tasty.
hbxG y*|"!FK 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
Be0P[v =,,!a/U Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
OG!^:OY mhT3 Fwc 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
3ef]3 :);GeZ 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
cKF 8( 4}fG{Bk Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
tb{l(up/a hZc$`V=R 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
xNE<$Bz b^6Ooc/-k The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
}|AUV %'k^aqFL 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
M(I 2M 3 LoB-4u? Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
W}a&L ndW??wiM 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
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h ej 1r|'n aiZ Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
oT%~)g Pou`PNvH 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
]"{K5s7 iS=}| 8" Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
4CfPa6_ }(20MW8rMc 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
j`='SzVloW WPCaxA+l “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
~.yt O .m;a_ “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
<gQw4 'SvYZ0ot There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
7 45Uo' &37QUdp+p 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
vX/~34o]\ %R-"5?eTtu “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
UR:cBr SWPr5h 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
$iupzVrro '-S^z"ZrI “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
u ; f~ Z&/bp 1 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
G8Ns? lLS`Ln)" God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
pDr M8)r 7b \Hbg Z 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
>z.o?F ^e8~eL+ When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
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`N]!-=o u-f_,],p A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
al(t-3`< E[)`+:G] 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
~OAS T tTX2>8Gmr The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
:,]V 03 aS-rRL|\L 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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