Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
Jj>?GAir B -?6M6# 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
yCd-9zb= <;9I@VYK One should love animals. They are so tasty.
:#LLo}LKp ' KWyx 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
*? 5*m+ ;X8yFq Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
EY^1Y3D w0 bx#>BK! 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
F |d\k Q +DW~BS3 Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
3B1XZm #ZJ _T`l 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
h%o%fH&F! 3AHlSX Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
G! ]k#.^A, K#%&0D! 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
<Y*+|T+&d :=}US}H$ The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
Upc+Ukw j>*R]mr6 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
wg7V-+@i zcel|oz) Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
@GBxL*e u8gS<\ 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
KK1gNC4R <L mIK Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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Uddr~2%( p31NIf` Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
VvvRRP^q 4H,`]B8(D 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
I!^;8Pg !9u|fnC9 Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
J4QXz[dG ]p _L) 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
%=n!Em( aO]ZZleNS “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
Q;[,Q~c[u `e(c^ z# “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
P?8GV%0$ H;?{BV There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
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p0TVj` “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
7R`M,u~f2^ ql<i] Y 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
cWEE% t0/p]=+.p/ “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
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>7wOoK|1' 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
VbJiZw(aR ~o82uw? God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
~c8?>oN( K-e9>fmB# 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
sc|_Q/`\. o]+z)5zC When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
3[\iQ*d }B 1QqYQafA 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
8B7cBkl: +vYoB$! A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
e&simX;W |S_T^'<W 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
2VF%@p V_C-P[2~ The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
AjmVc]) ^@I 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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