Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
3>RcWy;1i LtC~)R 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
xDR9_ yC0C`oC One should love animals. They are so tasty.
C">`' G2 6ayy[5tW 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
b<[jaI0 iJFr4o/R Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
>BBl7 eymi2-a< 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
+`ai1-vw kW#S]fsfU Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
r]v&t +wipfL~&S 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
FC6x Fg^ WrNLGkt Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
q(,cYu xdPcsox~ 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
_}D%iJg# =4eUAeH {w The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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jn "u_i[[y 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
l';pP^.q ?]^zD k@~ Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
Bz?l{4". -LTKpN`[@ 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
K}x_nW 62Mdm3 Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
@dl8(ILk' KF_ ?'X0= 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
%,/lqc Fo Jy]Id*u9 Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
$xT1 1 ^ s.VA!@F5 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
Ea-bC:> P^pFqUL7# Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
6gnbkpYi #;]2=@ 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
F?9SiX[\ V>Fesm"aq “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
}k7_'p&yk *:g_'K"+ “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
vg)Z]F=t( \:Za[6 There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
*t(4 $ Mu{BUtkzG 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
/_)l|<k+V &+01+-1hW “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
CQgcC-)ns] GKZN}bOm\ 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
^z~~VBv */(I[p “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
x r[Vp &J$##B 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
)6-9)pH@) (?>cn_m God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
?qmp_2:WU L%t@,O#, 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
or 2|O#= 8md*wEjk When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
8]bz(P# Dz;HAyPj 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
.TpsJXF 19t{|w< A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
|quij0_'e `)Ky0&? 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
eg<pa'Hw I4t*? The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
o&SSvW w5,Mb 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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