Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
.,tf[w 71 AL,|%yup 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
IjNE1b$ J#'c+\B<2X One should love animals. They are so tasty.
Z(.p=Wg b"{7f 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
1gCp/m2r7 ]6}|X#_ Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
lD 9'^J `[Z?&'CRQ 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
W}JJaZR*X &hqGGfVsd Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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sT=>\ 1.jW^sM 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
]NsbV !K6:W1 Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
[+ 1([# rK)%n!Z 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
WS2TOAya) I,t 0X) The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
l3(k zBqr15 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
(3=.3[ 9u"im+=: Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
Mt-y{*6!k &/Tx@j^.C 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
<>2QDI6_ iTxn Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
B/pNM81( M.H4ud 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
kA\;h|Y3 &X +@,! Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
AF **@iG +ZGOv,l 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
=XudL^GF )e]:T4*vo Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
WMl_$Fd6 dk;Ed 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
-/7[_, }1Wo#b+ “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
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6S]GSS< “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
zgVplp T73saeN There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
%3"3OOT7 :tR%y" 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
QDxLy aL G{ F>=z"(l “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
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mw7H 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
f{^n<\Jh I%{U~ “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
(}]74Lc [o|]>(tk 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
1&wZJP= b*.)m God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
w&C SE |%zhwDQ. 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
lywcT! < B(b[Dbb When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
tk_y~-xz .8.ivfmJh 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
9DPf2`*$ gU+BRTZ&x A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
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,l/9 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
I+u=H2][2 &+%CC The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
MZ0uc2L= x1A^QIuxO 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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