Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
vY}g<* 1..+F0U 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
7\[@m3s :T$|bc One should love animals. They are so tasty.
|?xN\O^#} t%FwXaO# 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
G]tn i SrJGTuXg Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
beGa#JH, o#gWbAG;]b 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
|\t-g"~sN (vnAbR#e Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
{.|CdqwY glxsa8 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
~2N"#b&J _pG-qK Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
qLG&WB RFc v^Xf 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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Fo c |O+H[;TB6 The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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7@ `ut F4z{LhZ 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
\fdv]f `r':by0M Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
D|p9qe5% fu ,}1Mq# 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
,WYPU $G+@_' Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
~P,lz!he_ ,HV(l+k {| 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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g>'wM* Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
=zPCrEk0 7"x;~X 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
NB#OCH1/9 g2ixx+`?|: Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
Y('#jU 9>/4W. 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
!hy-L_wL] 5PJhEB “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
,PW'#U: uyWunpT “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
W,n!3:7s lNh70G8^p There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
AKfDXy 8MtGlW%Eh 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
"m8^zg hL @n /nH?L “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
~jk|4`I?T tw/dD + 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
9:|{6_Y #q$HQ&k “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
()?(I?II n;_sG>N 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
v{N`.~,^ pE0Sw}A:9 God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
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VyKd 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
AeM^73t "+nRGEs6 When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
,/2Vt/lt ;xj?z\=Pg 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
k]|~>9eY] yx[/|nZDC4 A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
rXP,\ ]r+ AV]2euyn 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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H JyK3{wYS The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
3;9^ Mfuv0P~ 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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