Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
q/*veL C3=0st$ 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
<Sd ef^ (kX:@9Pn One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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fGeie m s~(`~Y4 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
&k*oG:J3 ImB5F'HI$ Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
^"lEa-g& ^2BiMH3j 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
E]vox~xK> ;8MQ'# Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
)Dhx6xM[a ~FAk4z=Ed 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
/z!y[ri+J J0&-UnJ The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
(g[WZB3x %8DI)n#H 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
EY !o#m l2M( Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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Y<Ae_yLa mmjWLrhlu Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
?vWF[ DRd' {l/`m.Z 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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7ieAd/:_ M).CyY;bm 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
Zr6.Nw g*_n|7pB Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
}vP(SF6 >@G"*le*) 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
y~OP9Tg mIrN~)C4\ “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
FnOahLS #d<"Ub “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
1\lZ&KX$i <ir]bQT There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
By[M|4a 5(1c?biP& 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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{VpO+ >*B59+1P “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
+,7vbs3 _I,GH{lh I 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
4;32f` Y0Tw:1a “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
uTO%O}D N A^hafBa 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
#Ddo` >`& /Trbr]lWy God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
7&jq = 3 TV4|&W; 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
* _usVg x<w-j[{k_K When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
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c!1} 7z\#"~(. 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
|G/)<1P mss.\ A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
S&l [z, %<O~eXY 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
O\=Zo9(NHF 1x##b[LC The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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rOYYZ)Qw 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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