Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
nt$q< 57 b!`{fwV 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
%{&,5|8 59BB-R,V One should love animals. They are so tasty.
9E}JtLgT MM(\>J[Uq 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
2&XNT-Qm Tb}op XYK Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
1G)I|v9R w/csLi.O 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
2 :wgt 4OFv#$[ Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
1h?QEZ,6a }Dx.;0*: 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
]Wtg.y6; I %|;M%B Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
in `|.# bL/DjsZ@ 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
&1ZUMc oqbhb1D1< The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
XvVi)`8!u +`uNO<$~f 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
c/E'GG%Q% k{D0& Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
st)qw]Dn;Y i@mS8%|l 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
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WeC+ 3!vnSX(iv Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
U'@ ![Fp z! :0%qu 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
WV}HN Sg*+! Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
C=qL0 ch33+~Nn 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
$i%#fN 8J:=@X^} Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
D~ n-;T d .%2QkL 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
/QT>" _ Y7Um “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
g)7@EU2 X0]{8v% “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
k/1S7X[ hDXaCift There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
#n]K$k> oxL)Jx\c9A 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
[}yPy))A }46Zfg\T6n “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
oX7_v_:J\R oRZe?h^r# 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
6j95>} @ '}IGV`c “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
6-FM<@H{ RK=Pm7L:`y 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
Iw?*y.z| Q]e]\J God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
@km4qJZ kU,g=+2J 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
mZO-^ct4 F)4I70vG When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
L7R!, rdCs 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
>Y(JC#M; 6|IJwP^Q_ A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
EP^qj j@M -[}Aka,f! 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
#8zC/u\`= (,KzyR=*' The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
e ?FQ6? &hrMpD6z6i 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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