Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
q&/Yg,p\ Qkd<sxL 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
g)_e]& |*'cF-lp6v One should love animals. They are so tasty.
MF'$~gxo t$xY #: 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
v%s`~~u%^ (''M{n Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
G_k~X" W81E!RyP` 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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]&i.b+^ Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
2GWMlI 'iGzkf}j 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
!\"5rNy MV\|e1B} Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
HaYE9/xS 2#<xAR 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
%d>=+Ds[ k-HCeZ The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
:)_~w4& l*kPOyB 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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)d$glI+ HN.3 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
u\LFlX0sO hvuIxqv !y Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
%9M~f* 0LfU=X0#7 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
6C-/`>m m"fNK$_d Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
y6IXd W g|<]B$yN# 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
@Q^P{ >9q&PEc Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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~d%Pnw| 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
FFH_d <q NDs!a “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
niqN{ `xywho%/Y “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
&%s8L\? -GqT7`:(H4 There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
ltgc:&=|@ *r=:y{!Y d 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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[F;ug BwBm[jtP “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
a_ `[Lj GF>'\@Th 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
7G\\{ )EL!D%<A “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
j8fpj {hp 0MkSf* 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
=Uj-^qcE Q<KvBgmT God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
z j/!In ~5 *5 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
g q}I[N 2A\,-*pc When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
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1XnZy5fEo baP^<w^ A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
]]&M@FM2z qWx][D" 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
*=wYuJ# }t;(VynV) 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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