Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
2B]mD-~ C0'_bTfB 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
D;X/7 p|> \xOv 9( One should love animals. They are so tasty.
l`*R !\ 'k9 1;T[ 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
o>\epQt~/p rd}|^&e!Dy Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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hC Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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Us8nOr>5 ?) VBkA5j Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
l~GcD o1u?H4z 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
4G=KyRKh O@,9a~Ghd The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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i1d mbO.Kyfen 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
RMBPm*H hdxq@%Vs Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
7By&cdl oF(|NS^ 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
UN`O*(k[ rs:a^W5t Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
SR {KL#NC Blv@u ? 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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~"p 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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ZZ WB=|Ty~l Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
.V|o-~c J, vEZT<Mt 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
6?KJ"Ai9 B}Sl1)E “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
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$ z<n&P7k5j “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
"TePO7^m SFa~j)9'n There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
kV+O|9 PkxhR;4 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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WPoR/M 2< Q3-|/i “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
0]`%iG| [V.#w|n 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
x8E!Ko]( ^Euqy,8} “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
zX ?@[OT ~!TRR. 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
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<LA!L 2$gOe^ & 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
eEMU,zCl [f\TnXq24 When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
=9#cf-? R(N5K4J 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
X2hyxTOp uvj`r5ei A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
B]5G"4, 4Rev7Mc 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
h;2n2.Q A>W8^|l6+- The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
p1(<F_Kta rP7f~"L 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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