Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
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woiX#vz 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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D2G; One should love animals. They are so tasty.
v+"4YIN hO&b\#@~ 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
CxeW5qc `:Gzjngc Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
:^WF%X G~o!u8^; 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
5LB{b]w7m 3ZI7;Gw Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
&}[P{53sr C<AW)|r_ 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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Syq}Y3 {@vnKyf^K 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
,bXZ<RY$ 7jIBE The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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VK]U* V1 UL-_z++G Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
sa4w.9O1GS *9"x0bth 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
s6@mXO:H^ o^vX\a?`u Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
l@Vv%w9H uyxYCc 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
7Vsp<s9bj A$3Rbn}" Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
R`cP%7K o(oOB 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
a3<:F2=~\ q9_$&9 Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
1f}(=Hv{ z'"7zLQ 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
qEr?4h \O;2^ “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
/W$i8g =&} _bd/] “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
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o6!gZ1 There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
L)bMO8JH~m ##=$$1Ki 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
0o=HOCL\ ^"X.aksA “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
U_(>eVi7F 0SQr%:zG 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
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“Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
2Qp}f^ Mg.%&vH\ 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
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hr}f5Z)^v &7f8\TG| 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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b&+zAt. When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
Gv&G2^ w!7ApEH1 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
Sp80xV_B (c(F1=K A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
ZpVkgX4 ;"Kgg:K>W 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
5,1<A@H 0cq@lT6 The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
-!Myw&*\V A/>Q5) 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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