Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
[vrM,?X hxZ5EKBy 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
p(=}Qqdr8 !{>'jvH One should love animals. They are so tasty.
C8W#$a *j6KQZ" 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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Q* x-1RmL_% Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
D=Jj !; }OL?k/w 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
\,&,Q V"K-aO& Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
*t=8^q(K[ ]Dec/Nnj 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
l|RBO+} nvY%{Zf$} Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
b~>kTO v#c'p^T 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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A,sXfa W T~UEK' The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
,Pi!%an w }:+SA Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
n/9.;9b$I Is&0h| 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
08czP-)OZ wr5ScsNS Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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fJ<I|ZZ hQ7-m.UZw Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
/{Mo'.=Z O"^3,- 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
LuW>8K\ vbBNXy/ Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
aQ.QkMZ pKZRgA#kN 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
Y8v13"P6 Fc&3tw"g “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
:Oiz|b( _ck)yY?7 “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
S@Iza9\|@ U_Jchi,! There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
X8 $Y2?< p~'iK4[&6 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
I4XnJ[N% pl}nbY “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
,Iv eKk5W M}fk[Yr> 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
%8O1sF 3#A4A0 “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
t]IHQ8 q\pI&B 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
e j,)<* =fRC$ God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
tgyW:<iv -=cxUDB 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
\OJam<hZ hv0bs8h When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
Wu~cy}\ oBO4a^D 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
vX@TZet0 _`I}"`2H A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
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服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
a,|Hn @cr/& The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
5jq @ nq6 -aq3Lqi 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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