Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
,,%i; (^TF%(H 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
5:Z0Pt WrQD X3 One should love animals. They are so tasty.
hI]Hp3S B-ngn{Yc 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
.HS"}A T BJ$9vbhZN Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
{< )1q ; >3_jWFq 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
[ 9 {*94M I,>-t GK Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
e:fy#,HEj{ xS4w5i2 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
8m2Tk\;: *|%@6I( Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
ZSjMH .Ij" yu!h<nfzA 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
%b&".mN p>RNPrT The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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?_5 }vxw*8d? 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
~zCEpU|@N iU$] {c2;A Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
{.?ZHy\Rk *H"B _3<n 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
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k1w_[w[ UQ)W%Y;[0 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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60P#,o@G ]R h#g5X 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
|=Eo?Q_ (G zb Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
"6MVvpy" QdT}wkX 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
CR8/Ke 1"zDin!A “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
_4"mAPt }Lc-7[/ “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
nzd2zY>V Wk~WOzr}^ There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
0h#lJS* _ky,;9G] 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
5]KW^sL |^: cG4e “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
B~ ]k#Ot) Aydm2!l1 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
xSktg]u Se m+`fn;* “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
w~(1%p/ .L9j>iP9 * 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
mg^I=kpk ~zHjMo2 God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
S^-DK~Xt4 0Vlk;fIh 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
Lm*e5JnV F"&~*m^+ When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
[B+yyBtx JJP08oP 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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" ]$ L| A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
'8Q]C*Z xbdN0MAU 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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