Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
l"zwH Llf#g#T 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
1S+lHG92I ]Z IreI One should love animals. They are so tasty.
pJdR`A-k| ;IOM3'5T@ 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
B@j2^Dr~! Y6 <.]H Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
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<EKTFHJ! V1#:[o63+ Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
N&yr?b'!-* m)l'i!Y 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
z[Ah9tM% 8-B6D~i Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
Y(RB@+67 *qZBq&7tb 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
#HDP ha 0^3n#7m;K The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
RNo~}# QQ,V35Vp[ 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
+mPVI 5pU/X.lc Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
7v&>d, @?JFqwq! 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
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U ]T<tkvcI Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
M3G ecjR mCe"=[ 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
h_HPmh5 mY[*(a Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
B3|G&Kg Xhs*nt%l 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
-}1TT@ MWv(/_b Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
dY{qdQQ} []jbzVwS2 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
F'-,Ksn qizQt]l “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
Mt4*`CxtH; ?bAv{1dvT= “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
s<+;5, Q| =O/v]B8" There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
*C);IdhK%y UHgW-N" 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
Pcjrv:0$ 7,s5Gd- “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
X[!S7[d-y sd9b9?qiu 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
I!#WXK 8VtRRtl “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
|>RNIJ] IczMf% 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
xO^lE@a o }_BNi;H God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
nAC>']K4$ mp)+wZAN& 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
~h:(9q8NLC ;F_P<b 2 When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
\.'[!GE *c )5NWUuH 5 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
ik](k"1{ f/QwXO-U A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
^T#jBqe W&k@p9 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
S17;;w0 \ Q^grX The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
*07?U") ^/VnRpU 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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