Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa. M4 :}`p=
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. |P"p/iY
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. ua]>0\D
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. }.UE<>OX
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. Iq-+X3i
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每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。 mzl %h[9iI
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 8[|RsM
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. ag$mc8-p[
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. =A,6KY=E
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. 62 biOea
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. ;(0E#hGN
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. rU/V~;#%
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. V.RG=TVS
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. [CU]fU{$
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爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. "@JSF
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后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩. xsq+RBJi
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“Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep. gt9{u"o
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“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧. Olg@ Ri
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. fBptjt_
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“Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ” (YbRYu
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努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明. :h>d'+\
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“Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! " AiT&:'<UT
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工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作. 6}YWM]c%
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God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends. 0{/P1
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神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。 BTwLx-p9t
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When two‘s company, three‘s the result! 9}{i8
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