Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
q%rfKHMA50 )9PP3" I 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
kN'.e* r6x"D3 One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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qh]ILE87( 4!3mS WNV Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
aYC[15?' yn;sd+:z 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
6q8b>LG| .&Q'aOg Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
QnJ(C]cW {,Py%.vvR 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
j/h>G,>T= H:x{qS4Si Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
kpQXnDm2 r^jiK\* 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
<hvVh9 J8>8@m6 The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
REaU=-m- ^Hplrwj} 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
+)cjW"9 chQCl3&e^ Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
$Qc`4x;N Vw P+tM 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
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,H!0i "j<l=l! Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
lZI?k=rWv QsN%a>t 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
j1sZRl)D LKx<hl$O Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
b-Q%cxJ b;AGw3SF 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
7/:C[J4GTN #*"5F* Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
Te :4z@? H`XE5Hk)P% 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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l^ Q-KUI '%}k"&t$i There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
~53uUT|B )T_o!/\*|* 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
Km=dId7] h>A~.. “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
;#goC N. 2yt)"DnFk 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
R[l9f8 *nj={Ss& “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
x'c%w: 63EwV p/| 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
)nI}K QJ< l[G&=/R@H God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
a*oqhOTQ *T+Bjj;w 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
i 1{Lx) 2D"n#O`y When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
N"+o=nS p;P"mp\' 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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j<v}m zHEH?xZ6sD A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
L7}dvdtZ0 3/j^Ao\fw 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
KTQy pv !(-lY(x The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
AxsTB9/ ^E)*i#."4 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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