Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
OU#p^5K a'Zw^g 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
Wc!]X.|9* HyKA+7} One should love animals. They are so tasty.
1n7'\esC* $G }9iV7 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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p$jAq~C QUvSeNSp 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
%N(>B_t\ c$BH`" <* Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
t?Qbi)T=z BtKor6ba 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
Hy,""Py h7TkMt[l Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
+Ig%h[1a ZUS5z+o 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
xaoR\H ,RY;dX-# The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
c|aX4 =Z W(4$.uZ) 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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cjO%X .sM,U 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
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dtfOFag4_ Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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N3MPW +S-60EN*A Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
fR {_P 7ZyP 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
+,$pcf<[V KfZb=v;-l Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
3RvDX p mv~?1aIKD 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
zb"4_L@m2 PeqW+Q. “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
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=2=rPZw9 yZgWFf.X 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
EStui>ho CxJ3u “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
w{k ^O7~ JsuI&v 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
+Ss3Ph zF>;7'\x “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
B]() #>,E"-]f 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
6aHD?a o qq<T~^ God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
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#ley3rJW] ~I;x_0iY4 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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k0ai#3iJ A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
=H;'.!77Hx i|AWaG) 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
p'%S{v@5(( -LUZ7,!/>o The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
i '*!c [XDV-6KCE. 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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