Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
To,*H OP Lr*\LP6jx3 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
[$`%ve .|KBQMI One should love animals. They are so tasty.
/Uni6O)oc OyIIJ!( 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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rb]?"lizi (J.k\d Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
x-~=@oiv Am"&ApK 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
5wC,:c[H7 }`+9ie7]/ Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
Cq}E5M 2CV? cm 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
yg82a7D 4i+H(d n The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
HnKXO QVkrhwp Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
,: qk+ {n(/ c33 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
9`7>"[=P di37 Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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qTe@?j f7&9IW`7F^ Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
=OFx4#6a <sls1, 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
0CK3jdZ+X k\-h-0[| Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
ur[^/lxx0 kG`&Z9P 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
L.: 8qY XmN8S_M>v “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
;KT5qiqYH &W{v(@ “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
:a9 Sv!JA#Ag There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
TrBW0Bn>p U|x#'jGo' 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
[gj>ey8T P+DIo7VTX “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
dj{~!} 0!M'z 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
>+):eBL P=Su)c “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
z#2n+hwE |^"0bu" 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
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zpZfsn! \} _,g 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
J|`.d46 w8a49 Fv When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
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tTWEhHQ` 'UM *7 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
d{Owz&PL A#Y:VavQ? The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
OsKtxtLO <LN7+7} 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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