Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
anORoK. l-SVI9|<0 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
ET%F+ |lyspD One should love animals. They are so tasty.
?`75ah (@=h(u . 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
7Q~$&G *9`k$' Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
3~LNz8Z* gm1RQ^n,@. 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
aFL<(,~r o<5+v^mt# Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
'L^M"f^I f{|n/j;n=C 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
a;&0u> ~RV9'v4 Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
3w/z$bj Gc;-zq 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
/sqfw,h@ +Q"XwxL<6 The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
qVvnl -WGlOpg0; 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
fe}RmnAC "kKIv|` Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
tv;?W=&P l>("L9 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
-.-@|*5 %~0]o@LW7 Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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]"C w*u.z(:a` 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
iL~(BnsF _j~y;R) Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
!|cM<}TF, :\%hv>}| 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
rY$wC% ppeF,Q Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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z5;#S= WY26Iq@C 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
SzG?m] 2\F'So “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
sBNqg~HwB? q}(f9 “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
8A'SMJi y4H/CH$% There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
upq3)t_ 8rNf4]5@X( 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
-.Zy( y-Lm^GW4 “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
x@|10GC#: _J,*0~O$ 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
Jt)J1CAYo -:Q"aeC5 “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
N_(-\\mq y"H(F,(N 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
%-|$7?~ khQfLA God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
VY@`) m=w #l>! 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
'a~F'FN$ JYLAu4s6 When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
vpdT2/F ,,?XGx 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
p.,`3"C1 .{(gku>g( A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
:1~4X D8b9T.[( 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
-)DxF<8B 4OG1_6K The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
_OK!/T*FBt m5W':vM 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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