Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
?qWfup\S [CXrSST")E 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
bKN@j'M <yH4HY One should love animals. They are so tasty.
J.xPv)1' *=I}Qh(1 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
#/<&*Pu5t U5.LDv; Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
/q`xCS 0p}D(m2B 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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Cv4=S ?1K#dC52# Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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7B\Vs-d a+Kj1ix Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
`yH<E+ tAv@R&W, 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
e(GP^oK mSb#Nn6W The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
Ke2ccN \Yc'~2n 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
"Pu!dJ5[] f>UXD Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
Xy$3VU* +>{Y.`a;Jo 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
m0;CH/D0 P;ci9vk Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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c_'OPJ 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
}n3/vlW9 <4g{ fT0 Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
G(G{RAk> |6K+E6H 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
ZOeQ+j)|I rp!oO>F Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
4hTMbS_; YW( Qmo7 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
W;!}#o|%s %R}.#,Suo “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
JSCZ{vJ$ )quM4=u' “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
A|X">,A c*L0@Ak% There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
YSTv\y PE3vQH=t~ 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
mR?5G:W~R ~nh:s|l6%M “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
pxCK;] }}\vV} s 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
C8 xZ;V] LIvFx| “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
H1QJk_RL 8TLgNQP 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
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God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
p8h9Ng*&` 2ZG5<"DQ" 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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(`< oPXkYW When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
d(:8M 4,CXJ2 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
=WyZX 7@R Z\ja A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
ebUBrxZX 1p/3!1 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
Z7hgA-t 7b;I+q The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
,+meT`'vn 7Z\--=;|[: 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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