Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
E#T-2^nD 13Ee"r 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
XH0R:+s ?/~7\ '|Z One should love animals. They are so tasty.
xU^Flw,4 uM0z%z5b 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
F[c;iM(^ n}yqpW!%n Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
q"A( l ;#!`cgAh 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
lFD$Mc ~'HwNzDQc Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
^m{kn8 !+T+BFw. 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
%?C{0(Z{ gRKmfJ*u Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
+MeEy{; pscCXk(|A` 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
0%+T U4Xx Xt /muV The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
<vA^%D<\~ hsljJvs 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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\sF}NBNT@ c% 0h!zF 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
9QI\[lT& >ea<6&!Ee Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
WFg'G>* A[!Fg0X0 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
7+j@0v\ t@!X1?`w Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
,l`q Sz"J-3b^ 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
gNzQ"W= nKh._bvfX Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
kkFE9:[-c& h&5H`CR[ 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
JMOQDo g{f1JTJ7 “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
\A5cM\- U^~K-!0 “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
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d,8:m 4fZ$&)0& There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
yc4mWB~gyU ~|pVz/s|G 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
v)+wr[Qs z(3mhMJY “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
yGH'|` ZqkP# ]+Y' 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
JQE^ bcr .7Ys@;>B “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
o'%F*>#v C&3#'/& 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
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S0d1 )AqM?FE4R God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
OtF{=7 VE6T&fz` 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
yK0Q, EUe2<G When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
D_9&=aa' pR&cdORsP 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
3.Qf^p ~7b'4\ A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
1U~AupHE -Z<e`iFQS 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
#d*mG = KcfW+>W3 The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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wQp,RpM 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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