Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
U`:#+8h-} '/;#{(" 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
*-_` xe ):LJ {.0R One should love animals. They are so tasty.
_\sm$ `q UH%?{>oRh 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
Wz:MPdz3( k%NY,(:( 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
-hp,O?PM IOTHk+w Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
M29[\@zL 1.yw\ZC\ 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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!&SUoa Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
<B$Lu4b@c 2d<ma*2n( 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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] 0>Ki([3 The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
;N ]ElwP 'D\(p,(Mt 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
r]BB$^@@V :;{U2q+ Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
$L:g7?)k :r^i0g|5P 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
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,UWO+B] Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
EW#.)@- 9N=Dls 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
#1u4Hi(x5 ,!%[CpM3 Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
4(u+YW GX |%&WYm6 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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q$t/.U; Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
WF *2^iWJ OYG8%L 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
7gD$Q z>~`9Qiw' “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
S:rW}r J RF g$N@g, “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
nN@8vivP% `U(A 5 There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
CXCU5- Sr2c'T" 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
_~Lhc'^p* s}`=pk/FM “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
V%e'H>EC YaSwn3i/@S 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
v[m/>l2[P Z9=Cw0( w? “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
Lk#u^|Eq7= Xb$)}n\9 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
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^>g+:?x God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
y<)Lr}gP a5Xr"- 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
&z1r$X.AW !c(B^E When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
7:M%w'oR bhe|q`1,E 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
I \vu?$w "~d)$]+ A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
Ms^Y:,;Hi v`y{l>r, 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
Uy_`=JZ sHQe0"Eo The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
r^*,eF {_^sR}%]F 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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