"President Obama has been explaining his healthcare plan now to senior citizens. And yesterday, at a town hall meeting, he promised the crowd that he will not, quote, 'pull the plug on Grandma.' Then, there was an awkward moment when Grandpa stood up and booed." --Conan O'Brien '*!L!VJ
奥巴马总统现在已经对老人们解释过他的医疗计划了。昨天,在一次城市聚会之后,他像人群承诺,他不会,我这里引用他的原话说“拔出老奶奶身上的插头”,然后,老爷爷们都站起来嘘他,这个时刻挺尴尬的。——柯南·奥布莱恩
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"These are troubled times, and we need a hero, someone unencumbered by politics as usual. Someone who could kill a moose with one hand and skin a bear with the other. Someone without a job. ... Yes! Like a ship slowly appearing over the horizon to an island of castaways, Sarah Palin has arrived with fresh food, clothing and that little box she keeps next to her bed filled with crazy." --Jon Stewart, on Palin accusing Obama of trying to create "death panels" that will kill her baby {exrwnIZj
人生总会有些麻烦的时候,我们需要一个英雄,一个和平常一样不会被政治妨碍的人。一个能用一只手杀死一只鹿用另一只手给熊剥皮的人。一个没有工作的人……对,就像一艘船缓缓的出现在地平线上,驶向一个难民的小岛,莎拉·佩林带来了新鲜事物、衣服和一个她放在床头的小盒子,里面装满了疯狂。——乔·爱图尔特评论莎拉·佩林指控奥巴马试图创造能杀死她的小孩的“死亡项目”。 *<